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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Florida Defeats Texas 27-24

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Florida 0 10 7 10 27
Texas 10 7 0 7 24
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u/Bradberry_Held_JuJu Texas • Washington State 7h ago

“Arch said he wants to be right back in that exact situation. A game on the line like it was a week ago.”

*Proceeds to have an inexplicable turnover just like he did a week ago*

This is actually a fucking comedy at this point.

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u/StrawberryTiiger Florida Gators • UCF Knights 7h ago

Like kyrie in the playoffs saying that you'll never see him go 8 for 22 from the field ever again only to go 7 of 22 the next game

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u/Geno0wl Ohio State • Cincinnati 7h ago edited 6h ago

Hue Jackson promising the Browns wouldn't go 1-15 again only for them to go 0-16. Peak comedy.

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u/phonage_aoi 6h ago

Best part was years later him saying he refused money to tank the season.  He lost all those games for free!

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u/Geno0wl Ohio State • Cincinnati 6h ago

I wish I could be paid millions to be that terrible at my job

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u/Zlatan_Ibrahimovic 2h ago

Did it for the love of the game.

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u/Jepordee Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 2h ago

I recommend everyone to go back and watch that hard knocks just to see how big of a fucking joke Hue Jackson is

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u/Sufficient_Secret632 6h ago

In a time when honesty and integrity are lacking in public life, I think we should be honouring Kyrie and Hue Jackson for being men of their word rather than mocking them.

They made promises publicly and they kept them. I admire that.

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u/monster-of-the-week 3h ago

Huehuehuehue

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u/fjnnels /r/CFB 42m ago

"we gonna get the ball and we are gonna score"

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u/dtlabsa 6h ago

Tbf to Kai, he didnt go 8-22.

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u/Umutuku 6h ago

Are you saying Manning isn't accounting for the Coriolis effect?

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u/Viron_22 Paper Bag • Washington Huskies 5h ago

"I'm not fucking going 7-9 again."

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u/Various-Net9757 3h ago

Reminds me of "nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitas 17 times in a row!"

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u/JohnNRWayne8419 3h ago

Fun (or not) fact:  This was only true before he played Borg 17 times.

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u/caveat_emptor817 TCU Horned Frogs 5h ago

Ok but Kyrie can ball. Arch sucks.

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u/IHop_Waitress Bowling Green • Ohio State 2h ago

kyrie in the playoffs saying that you'll never see him go 8 for 22 from the field ever again only to go 7 of 22 the next game

Wait I don't watch NBA, is this real life? Bc that's obscene peak comedy

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u/Kyler1313 2h ago

Yes. It was when he was a part of the Boston Celtics and they lost in 5 to the Milwaukee Bucks. Went 6-21 the game after the previous 2 mentioned and they got eliminated, and Kyrie never played another game for Boston

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u/Sea_Spend_8008 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 7h ago

This is all scripted or God is a humorist or we are in the Matrix. You make the call.

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u/RxngsXfSvtvrn BCS Championship 7h ago

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours

But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour

And when I die, I expect to find him laughing

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u/wote89 Vanderbilt • South Alabama 6h ago

Frankly, He better be, 'cause I'll be laughing, too.

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u/socialmediaignorant 4h ago

Deep cut. Love it. Depeche Mode!

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u/Mejinopolis Miami Hurricanes 7h ago

Matrix, I call the Matrix

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u/Business_Permit_3686 Houston Cougars 6h ago

The truth is god hates Texas because he is righteous.

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u/tank_commander_jones Georgia • Georgia Southern 6h ago

Or Occam's Razor- Arch Manning just sucks under pressure lol

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u/No_Butterscotch8726 SMU Mustangs • Penn State Nittany Lions 6h ago

El is a trickster. Book it.

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u/mattjb Florida Gators 6h ago

A Manning losing to the Gators is scripted. By Steve Spurrier.

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u/Carpocalypto Oklahoma State • Nebraska 5h ago

All could be true

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u/Sea_Spend_8008 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 5h ago

Mind Blown.

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u/Horror_Response_1991 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 7h ago

Arch: “I would prefer to avoid this situation going forward”

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u/BlazinAzn38 Arizona Wildcats • Colorado State Rams 7h ago

“I would like to retract my previous statement”

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u/EpiphanyTwisted Team Chaos 5h ago

"I've made a huuuuuge mistake"

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u/sniper91 Minnesota Golden Gophers 1h ago

Texas enters the 4th quarter down 28 points

“Perfect” -Arch, probably

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Sickos • Eastern Michigan Eagles 2h ago

What does Arch know about forward progress?

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u/TempSpee Jackson State Tigers 6h ago

Mr.Notre Dame/Coach Marcus Freeman LMAOO

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u/Honest-Enthusiasm 7h ago

It's almost like he's a mediocre player with a famous name on his jersey.

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u/flyntcoaltrane UTSA Roadrunners 7h ago

I heard that too and the fumble happened almost immediately right after. I think Arch just has a humiliation kink 

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u/novakanesantiago Florida Gators 7h ago

Texted my gf "here comes the turnover" literally one second before the play lmfaooooo

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u/Formal_Potential2198 Arizona State • Texas 7h ago

Tessitore can't help but say the wrong thing at the right time its so funny

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u/f0rthegl0ry Penn State Nittany Lions 5h ago

Wasn't he the one who made the "Sam Darnold wouldn't have it any other way" call, too? He's cursed

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u/WiseDonkey593 Florida Gators • Pittsburgh Panthers 7h ago

Why would you want to be in that position? I'd rather the game be well in my control.

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u/holymacaronibatman Texas Longhorns 6h ago

Thats exactly what I said when the announcers mentioned that. Like fuck no I would much rather by up by 50 with 2 minutes left, wtf are doing

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u/LordoftheScheisse Missouri Tigers • Illinois Fighting Illini 7h ago

Arch is hctulc - the exact opposite of clutch.

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u/ogpeplowski64 Oklahoma • Cal Poly Pomona 5h ago

my brain wanted to read that as cthulhu so bad

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u/irregular_stork Oklahoma Sooners 7h ago

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Perfect timing

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u/its_a_trapcard Texas A&M Aggies • Cincinnati Bearcats 7h ago

Sam Darnold Arch Manning wouldn't have it any other way!

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u/mastrkief Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Bug Finder 4h ago

A stone cold classic

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u/eetsumkaus California • 立命館大学 (Ritsumeikan) 4h ago

I'm just glad this has been passed down through the generations

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u/AlternativeDirt6124 Iowa Hawkeyes 3h ago

so sad I had to scroll so far to find this

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u/kickawayklickitat College of Idaho Coyotes • Pac-12 1h ago

we gettin old

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u/Duck531 Tennessee Volunteers • Duke Blue Devils 7h ago

When did he say that? Guess he got what he asked for. Ouch!

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u/silent-onomatopoeia Oklahoma Sooners 7h ago

Arch Mateer

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u/JinFuu Texas Tech Red Raiders • SMU Mustangs 6h ago

This is actually a fucking comedy at this point.

Funniest comic in Austin

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u/Big-Ground-426 6h ago

Do they finally see that arch manning isn't the scond coming of football-throwing Jesus...? Is it agreed that 7 mill for that performance is worse than 3 mill for Marcell "throw in the ground" reed?

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u/Cheap_Composer_3293 7h ago

To be fair the o line was trash. 

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u/Finn_Ajerkit Miami (OH) RedHawks • The CW 7h ago

Strike three, and he knew it. Didn't even get the bat off his shoulder.

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u/VampireEmpire__ Texas Longhorns • Harvard Crimson 6h ago

We weren’t going to convert anyway. He had taken a sack. Don’t know what’s going on out there.

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u/AKblazer45 USC Trojans 6h ago

We want the ball and we’re gonna score

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u/phranq Miami Hurricanes • Boise State Broncos 6h ago

Florida blew a coverage on 4th and 7 and then fumbled the ball immediately on their possession after being up 10 with 4 mins left. They were trying to let Texas in but Arch literally fumbled the opportunity.

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u/JobEducational5860 6h ago edited 6h ago

In what universe does Manning lose the ball to lose 24-27 both times? An archie-led reality

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u/Dirt-Southern Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal 6h ago

Arch needs milk and a bed time. Our rivals are correct.

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u/admiraltarkin Texas A&M • Prairie View A&M 5h ago

I wish I could make fun but I have a worse QB and has never beaten y'all so....

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u/WeAreGray Stanford Cardinal 5h ago

At this point people need to check Kalshi and Polymarket to see if Arch has an account.

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u/Adventurous_Try_4626 4h ago

He never said he was going to do anything different...and he didn't. A+ for consistency. 🙄

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u/eetsumkaus California • 立命館大学 (Ritsumeikan) 4h ago edited 4h ago

Did they have another "Sam Darnold wouldn't want it any other way" moment?

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u/PentiumDos Washington Huskies 3h ago

Sam Darnold is that you

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u/cantevendoitbruh Louisville • Alabama 1h ago

The Hasselback! "We want the ball and were gonna score". Proceeds to throw a pick 6

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u/ATXBeermaker Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal 1h ago

“Ok, third time’s the charm, fellas!”

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u/Ice-Poseidon-Knows Cincinnati Bearcats 24m ago

Reminds me of the "Sam Darnold wouldn't have it any other way" followed immediately by a sack-fumble from like a decade ago 😭😭😭

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u/silent-onomatopoeia Oklahoma Sooners 7h ago

Arch Mateer