r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 3h ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Florida Defeats Texas 27-24

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Florida 0 10 7 10 27
Texas 10 7 0 7 24
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u/Bradberry_Held_JuJu Texas • Washington State 3h ago

“Arch said he wants to be right back in that exact situation. A game on the line like it was a week ago.”

*Proceeds to have an inexplicable turnover just like he did a week ago*

This is actually a fucking comedy at this point.

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u/Sea_Spend_8008 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3h ago

This is all scripted or God is a humorist or we are in the Matrix. You make the call.

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u/RxngsXfSvtvrn BCS Championship 2h ago

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours

But I think that God's got a sick sense of humour

And when I die, I expect to find him laughing

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u/wote89 Vanderbilt • South Alabama 2h ago

Frankly, He better be, 'cause I'll be laughing, too.

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u/Mejinopolis Miami Hurricanes 3h ago

Matrix, I call the Matrix

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u/Business_Permit_3686 Houston Cougars 2h ago

The truth is god hates Texas because he is righteous.

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u/tank_commander_jones Georgia • Georgia Southern 2h ago

Or Occam's Razor- Arch Manning just sucks under pressure lol

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u/No_Butterscotch8726 SMU Mustangs • Penn State Nittany Lions 2h ago

El is a trickster. Book it.

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u/mattjb Florida Gators 2h ago

A Manning losing to the Gators is scripted. By Steve Spurrier.

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u/Carpocalypto Oklahoma State • Nebraska 1h ago

All could be true

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u/Sea_Spend_8008 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1h ago

Mind Blown.