r/DeadlockTheGame • u/Exactly861Monkeys • 12d ago
Discussion Make this comment section look like were talking about the game 3 years from now
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u/SquiggerDigger Paradox 12d ago
I really don't think valve has any idea what to do with shiv
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u/Lethal-Jordan 12d ago
Speaking of which, I think he needs another nerf.
Also it's been 4 years since her release, how is silver still bugged
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u/Tornado_Hunter24 12d ago
At this rate shiv in 2031 can literally only move with his m2, zero movement, sprint and walk speed, and NO items give him any speed except for the new t4 called ‘movement king’ which basically buffs and combines both stamina mastery and endurance boots, plus the specific line ‘shiv can now move by getting 1 stamina bar and 0.50m speed’
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u/Far-Harbors 12d ago
God can we get a mothman nerf!? I swear he just keeping jumping me and flying me into his teams ults
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u/cybercobra2 Rat King 12d ago
ok out of character for a moment, we should absolutely get a mothman at some point
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u/Scuck_ 12d ago
He's the spokesperson for the cryptid union but he's struggling to recruit other cryptids cause he can't find any of them
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u/teruhana 12d ago
“Cryptid labor organizer” is kind of perfect for the era of the setting
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u/New-Independent-1481 12d ago
His wish is to finally get to touch the big orb in the sky.
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u/Todd_Snap3 12d ago
Bro the monetization is trash, why are we releasing skins when the game is invite only
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u/Hexalocamve Abrams 11d ago
Imagine complaing at a game that's not released yet.
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u/sublimn 12d ago
Cab Driver makes his team too mobile, needs a CD nerf
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u/Bman_Boogaloo 12d ago
Dude, I had an enemy Ivy carry a 5 man cab and drop it on me while I was farming yesterday. They really need to make it where she can't carry that thing.
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u/AdRealistic1816 12d ago
Yeah, or maybe like a small soul tax every time he moves someone from place to place
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u/MonkeyDoodis 12d ago
I'm glad they managed to sort out the red tape to name the gorilla Harambe, but making him start with -5% bullet resistance is a bit much.
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u/im_the_natman 12d ago
The hidden malus that makes him take double damage from Vindicta ult is in poor taste
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u/AdRealistic1816 12d ago
I mean it kinda balances out with him dealing more damage to smaller targets
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u/Haver_Of_The_Sex Vyper 12d ago
it's absolutely stupid, he snowballs so hard unless the whole enemy team builds colossus 15 minutes into a game, which they won't because I'm in initiate -3
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u/ElfStuff Paige 12d ago
Oh look another Mina skin added to the loot boxes, hope you guys are ready for the keys to sell for 100s of dollars on the steam market 🙄
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u/PlaceWardForTeleport Venator 12d ago
And people will be eating it all up.
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u/ElfStuff Paige 12d ago
It’s the csgo market all over again.
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u/jjorn_ The Doorman 12d ago
just for skins with increasingly more of mina's cleavage.
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u/uwutransgirl 12d ago
And bare feet for arcana
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u/TheBuddingCreator 12d ago
Don't you mean Vindicta? Ever since they gave her that phase ability, it's been great to main her. I love popping out of buildings for a coin flip of either ulting someone or seeing Vyper and Lash make out.
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u/Ok-Ninja-4516 12d ago
This is the most plausible one in the thread lol
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u/Cushions 11d ago
I’m not so sure to be honest, if they follow Dotas mtx, most items are not anywhere near that much, very rarely does anything new even come out as traceable and if it does usually it’s a few quid
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u/Different-Beat-4856 12d ago
I miss the character designs before cosmetics.
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u/TennisExpensive5128 12d ago
Yeah. Remember Apollo's jacket for Rem? Good times. Now why the fuck there's a roulette table head cosmetic for Seven? It was a joke, it should have stayed a joke
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u/RussiaIsRodina 12d ago
I wish Valve would stop doing community character contests. I'm getting tired of these fuckers just on the names alone. Like dude....the Pisser? John Deadlock?? Squapps Linguini??? Beef????
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u/Jackerlover 12d ago
Obama needs a nerf
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u/Fonzie1225 12d ago
His 3 is complete bullshit. “Let me be clear” and gets a full 30s of invisibility plus built in unstop. Why play haze when obama exists… it’s seriously almost day-1 mamdani levels of broken
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u/Brave-Affect-674 Lash 12d ago
Mamdani and Obama lane is worse than torture fr
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u/Fonzie1225 11d ago
“eat the rich” is by far the lowest skill ult in the game dude. you’re blowing them out in lane by 3k souls and mamdani presses a button and you’re suddenly even again. how this shit made it past QA is beyond me
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u/Brave-Affect-674 Lash 11d ago
Yeah paired with Obama's drone strike you're just getting one tapped for the first 10 minutes of the game it's straight bs
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u/RedditIsJustAds 11d ago edited 11d ago
FR, his ult (Drone Strike) is literally a better version of Talon's ult AND IT HAS CHARGES.
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u/BrotherTigris 12d ago
I miss the old zipline mechanic, the armored ghost trains don't feel the same
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u/Wolfwood-Solarpunk 12d ago
Sooooo are we gonna talk about the new comics lore or are we gonna forget what Drifer did? Like wtf?
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u/rutare64 11d ago
He is a villan guys, I know the voice lines can be quirky sometimes but we need to remember the place on the story.
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u/IntangibleMatter Graves 12d ago
Oh shit a new comic is out??? It's been like a year since the cliffhanger with Mina and Graves
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u/Zalovia 12d ago
I can’t believe they reworked graves to going from a necromancer into astral sorcery. Why even still call em Graves??
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u/Delicious_Argument36 11d ago
Because that’s her name? You want her to talk to her parents so they can file the paperwork to change her name?
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u/Exactly861Monkeys 12d ago
Can we nerf Drauger already? His coffin ability is crazy busted...
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u/D1xon_Cider 12d ago
When he's partnered up with a hip-hop queen he's unkillable
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u/jjorn_ The Doorman 12d ago
Hip-Hop Queen is so wild. Like I'm all for inclusion but did they really need to name her ult "reparations"
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u/dorkenporken Lash 12d ago
I'm getting really sick of Caesar. At this point nerfs wont do anything, he just needs a rework. I mean, Rat King's old ult had to be changed, and Testudo is basically that ult but as a 3. Buff Shiv.
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u/KaleBrew 12d ago
Low elo take tbh - Caesar is so easy to counter with Vizier's Subterfuge, you just have to be better at timing it (on that note, buff Vizier! He's been <50% since release)
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u/Purerock100 Viscous 11d ago
Talk about low elo takes… Vizier has a 53% WR in Immortal 4+ according to number closet.
Subterfuge is literally just Sewer Slugs 3 before he got reworked… Lazy ass design but that shit is STILL overpowered.
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u/KaleBrew 11d ago
Lol you use number closet? They've been inflating stats for a year now
And you can't tell me that Sewer Slug didn't need a rework when that was his WORST ability
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u/Zero_Rogue 12d ago
Anyone else sick of shade? He just hides %90 of the match. He makes camps pointless to farm. Plus, you have to keep watching lanes for his shadow troopers. I know you are supposed to follow the shadow line to find him, but if you do find him, he just shadow forms into the sewers. Sure 5v6 team fights are great, but how are we supposed to stop massive armies of shadow troopers in late game?
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u/Spare-Scar8797 12d ago
Oh boy I love an enemy shade player especially if I have sinclair on my team at that point you are just playing 5v7 instead of the usual 5v6 about the troopers just farm him early genuinely rat King's lane is heaven compared to his
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u/jjorn_ The Doorman 12d ago
Yeah, if you're lucky enough to get a sinclair. I swear no one has played him since god awful remodel.
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u/Spare-Scar8797 12d ago
I must be severely unlucky then they seem to always switch to sinclair if they see a shade on my team then proceed to hunt him all game with shadow weave or veil walker contemplating if I should unlock him so I can lock others from playing this elo assassin hero
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u/jjorn_ The Doorman 12d ago
I feel like I'm in catch-22 anytime I try to unlock a hero. Every time I get close, they raise the requirement.
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u/Spare-Scar8797 12d ago
At this point they should know raising anymore is pointless people will always be dissatisfied with matchmaking
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u/Pimparoooo 12d ago
I honestly don't even play standard at this point, I just play PVE and follow the animations/other media for the story. Hopefully they keep working on the Abrams comics in the future.
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u/Jovian12 The Doorman 12d ago
I loved the Neon Prime April Fool's mode, hope they make it permanent!
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u/LightLifter Mo & Krill 12d ago
I unironically think this would be a great mode.
Have it be a super pulpy old style sci-fi set with costumes to match.
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u/xXFallen_DarknessXx 11d ago
I don’t care what anyone says, the 9/11 April fool’s drop was fucking hilarious
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u/dribanlycan 12d ago
i think the new skin for doorman is extremely inappropriate and we did NOT need to see that bulge, complete fan service
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u/Full_Share318 12d ago
i respect it though, have you SEEN what they did to the holliday beach skin? i think her in a wet t-shirt is CRAZY but at least they're sexualizing the male and female characters
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u/IntangibleMatter Graves 12d ago
Yeah, I'm not happy about how much they're objectifying the cast but at least they're being mostly equal-opportunity about it
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u/Expensive_Increase46 11d ago
I see Marvel Rivals equal opportunity gooning has spread. In multiple ways.
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u/Addianis 12d ago
And Billy getting the speedo swimsuit before Lash is just insane.
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u/Water_Meat 11d ago
Lash already has 3 shirtless cosmetics do you really need another one?
Speedo Dynamo when!?
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u/Addianis 11d ago
The Doorman got jiggle physics before Lash, of course I need a newer and better skin.
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u/Acidsolman 12d ago
As a Mortimer main, I think it’s kinda dumb that they have 4 headshot hitboxes. I mean I get that it’s 4 Weasels on top of each other. But come on, when you’re doing the Quartet move you’re just so vulnerable
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u/Dathouen Shiv 12d ago
That's the key, get enchanters and rush transCD and just stay in Weasel swarm the whole match. I only Quartet during mid or secret boss fights.
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u/FinnTheHunter 12d ago
When are they adding the cigar hat for Dynamo? It's been months since they teased it in Hank's trailer
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u/_QuestGiver 11d ago
Is Paul Bunyun too big with colossus? His stomp ability is great and all but the hitbox growing that big keeps me ahem feeling flat-footed.
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u/NubRubbish 12d ago
Finally the monkey king character is coming, been wondering when they'll pull that one out.
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u/SomeCoolCleverName Drifter 12d ago
I can’t believe they brought back slork as a secret 7th hero on November 1, 2026
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u/deadlockenjoyer123 12d ago
wow. i can't believe this game has been out for 5 years now. it's been a great run, fun while it lasted. thanks yoshi for killing the game with this stupid monetization bullshit. not everyone can afford to pay $100 for the new heroes. not to mention, it's completely outrageous that players can spend real $ to buy in-game items that grant massive advantages.
RIP deadlock 2024-2029
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u/sergen213 12d ago
Did you guy see the new skin they added from Half-Life 3?
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u/wackadoodle4201 12d ago
Immersion broken
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u/sergen213 12d ago
Well have you seen the skin yet or not? 👀👀
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u/Taarn 11d ago
Why do people want to go back to the old 3 lane maps? Vertical lanes is so much better
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u/SavedMountain Paradox 12d ago
I liked the deadlock movie but i found lash and vypers sex scene unnecessary
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u/RobertTheTire_ 12d ago
Cant wait for the next Salem Halloween event!! I love the spooky gold statues and the midboss last year with the hole giant bed sheet ghost was hilarious 😂 I hope arch mother dresses up again 👉👈
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Rem 12d ago edited 12d ago
I dunno, I'm looking forward to the Krampus showdown in December way more.
Seriously how did Valve manage to make a more fun Dead by Daylight with just Rem and Silver?
... No. I'm not waiting for the rerun because people will be reminded that the reward is the Ms Santa Paige skin and flood my TL with fanart instead of the current wave. Goth twink Seven and Pocket ARE cool AF, but I prefer the winter skins. We even got Santa Venator!
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u/Mirkosneopet 12d ago
I heard we have to wait till after the Doki-lock dating Sim update, apparently Rem had too much rizz so they had to post-pone the update though to rework his dialog so fingers crossed we get cherub Rem from the skin survey in March at the latest, copium I know, I heard they shifted a portion of the team to focus on making the Steam Machine 2 so the dev team is crunched.
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u/Saluting_Bear 12d ago
It's honestly wild that they put Zhoran Mandami into the game unaltered, but hey, good support design is good support design
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u/vinciblee Drifter 12d ago
How the hell did SLORK get a remodel BEFORE Sinclair? He isn't even in the game!
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u/SharkyMcSnarkface 12d ago
It’s funny, 3 years ago we were begging for Slork. Maybe this is why they turned him into soup.
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u/mutantsushi646 12d ago
VOTE TROUBADOUR!!! ME NEED BIRD MUSIC MAN!!! IF YOU VOTE OLEANDER YOU'RE A WEEB.
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u/Speedgamer137 Billy 12d ago
I have 500 hours on Dorothy and I still don’t understand how her ult works
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u/Mewtwothis 12d ago
With how blatant the cheaters are I expect any day now they’ll release a chicken pet as a drop.
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u/Syrup-Supplier3354 12d ago
Listen Jersey Devil's design is cool and all, but I can't understand half of what she's saying
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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch 12d ago
They gotta stop adding gooner skins, this is the fifth Bikini skin for Lash
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u/FinnishSeeker1917 12d ago
We need more monster ladies and older women in this game.
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u/Goodtimestime 12d ago
I can’t believe they just copy pasted Anti Mage into the game
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u/NimbusSWS 12d ago
Al Capone needs to be addressed in the next balance patch. The spirit scaling on Big City Bluster is crazy and he can’t even be cc’d out of it. I don’t mind his cronies giving him crazy good lane presence, but I don’t think he should be able to dominate team fights like a Victor or a Starlet should.
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u/Kwas__Siarkowy 12d ago
Hey guys I found out that as Rem you can use little helpers in canals to do soul pipeline side objective.
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u/jipfluce 12d ago
Bruh. Secret Hole is op. Rainbow crates should never have been added. Its pay to win BS.
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u/Cyanized14 Holliday 12d ago
They need to make some changes to Cab Driver it's been 2 years and the only viable way to play is still just driving down broadway over and over 😭
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u/elijaaaaah Paige 12d ago
You newbs don't understand, we've been waiting years. I don't care how cool the other options are, we need to vote in Slork
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u/DarthGiorgi 11d ago
Well, fineally we get TF2 crossover skins, after 2 years of them being leaked!!! But hey, def didn't expect heavy replacing McGinnis to have FULL voice acting instead of just reused TF2 lines.
Fingers crossed for Half Life 3 pre-order skins being good too...
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u/meuxmeuxmeux Mina 12d ago
I think we need to seriously start considering adding the 4th lane back or even 6
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u/maxler5795 Abrams 12d ago
any of you guys remember when the game was structured like a moba? fucked up times.
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u/PigeonSack 12d ago
Guys, I did the calculations and on this year's battle pass it'll take $570 in addition to the $50 price point on buying the base addition in order to unlock the Abrahm's swim suit arcana.
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u/hackerbots 12d ago
I can't believe it. They actually did it. Valve released the heavy update. We finally have Heavy from Team Fortress 2 in Deadlock.
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u/Expensive_Society914 12d ago
I remember when we had 3 lanes instead of interlaced hexagonal grids where you dont know where the zipline leads until youre on it
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u/SternMon Lash 12d ago
I swear to god, if I see another Schrödinger player type “:3” in all chat after disappearing behind a wall again, I’m going to fucking lose it.
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u/Affectionate-Art138 12d ago
In light of the newest patch update I bring you, favoritism™️ (3.7k voicelines. RK has ONLY gotten ping voicelines)
Also congrats to Violet for being added yesterday! Phew long vote cycle!
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u/Bman_Boogaloo 12d ago
Plague Baby's Tuberculosis cough cloud needs a nerf. It can almost cover a whole walker WITHOUT greater expansion. How tf am I supposed to see the enemy team through that? Pair it with escalating and he can basically solo a full health walker just by using 1 ability.
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u/IntangibleMatter Graves 12d ago
Does anyone know if there are any updates on the comic? It's been a year since Mina appeared in Graves' room while she slept and we have NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
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u/Protothea 12d ago
look. I love the fact you can emote with the enemy but I wanna play the game not have every SINGLE FEMALE CHARACTER come into my lane to make out with Celeste!
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u/Kenos300 Billy 12d ago
Okay I finally got through my backlog from 2026 and I’m FINALLY ready to start committing to playing the game. Who’s a good character to start with?
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u/Alreadyinuseok 11d ago
I mean Yamatos forehead groving after each kill was nice april fools joke but please Yoshi its been 6-months already and the joke isnt funny anymore. Forehead literally gives up my position when I try to hide.
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u/AntediluvianSeaThing 12d ago
God please Buff Shiv for the love of god its been three years he's still being nerfed
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u/Old-Maximum-50 12d ago
What do yall think of the new Lash visual novel? Kinda sad we only had a 10 hour sex scene, he should last longer as per lore, but alas
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u/Fun_Effective_5134 Warden 12d ago
You guys think they will finally update Sinclair’s model this year?
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u/Both_Bank4769 Sinclair 12d ago
Guys when is that Sinclair remodel?