r/DivinityOriginalSin • • 3d ago

Meme Why tho?

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u/Gstamsharp 3d ago

Since she doesn't like shining lights, I prefer to introduce her to tall, dark, and handsome, just down the street.

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u/Seek4r 2d ago

Braccus Rex ads are getting smarter

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u/PuzzledKitty 1d ago

I think they meant Jahan.

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u/Seek4r 1d ago

Oh I was wondering. Now I see, "just down the street" makes sense given how close they are

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u/talionisapotato 2d ago

Who just obliterate her in one turn

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u/Seek4r 3d ago

Remember, don't upset dead witches by taking out your shining lights in front of them!

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u/Technical_Impact_115 3d ago

Like Disney princes and their songs. We all know what happens when a Disney prince whips out his song.

A song is a prelude to a dick. A song is a dick in sheep's clothing.

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u/Sunandmoonandstuff 3d ago

Oh baby, oh darling, I'm so sorry. You feel it... you feel it too? Come to me, and I'll kill your shining lights!

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u/AurieRorie 3d ago

I could fix her though

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u/Seek4r 3d ago

Just grab a Huge Fire Resistance Potion, hide all your shining lights, then you're set, brother

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u/AurieRorie 3d ago

The secret is in that I'm not a brother yk... 😉💅

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u/Technical_Impact_115 2d ago

Do you really want your beef to be roasted?

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u/MsInput 3d ago

She's just upset because her parents the Alicesons named her Alice. Like why troll your kid?! So she snapped

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u/dogfish192 2d ago

she has the coolest villain line in the whole game

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u/Kharagorn 2d ago

Yeah I hoped she would harass me verbally a bit more but no.

FIREBALL TPK.

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u/DrXyron 2d ago

Who?

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u/Bryantings_ 2d ago

What shining lights is she referring to?? Why is she so aggro even if you pass the speech check? Regardless it felt gratifying AF once I destroyed that bitch

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u/bwainfweeze 2d ago

She’s having a really bad week. She was just tortured by magisters.

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u/Bryantings_ 2d ago

So was my entire party (we do go around k*lling everyone before we leave a location though…)

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u/Sunandmoonandstuff 2d ago

My guess shining lights refers to the metaphorical "light in your eyes."

I think her circumstances might have been a bit worse being that she's crucified and on fire...

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u/ExerciseSad3082 2d ago

Yes but she also had severe pms at the same time

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u/MinosAristos 2d ago

She tried to drink her morning coffee but it evaporated before it hit her lips. Tragic really.

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u/PixelPrivateer 2d ago

I figured shining lights just meant the life behind your eyes. Maybe even source

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u/hollow_shrine 3d ago

I'm a little annoyed she had to make it everyone else's problem, but I hope she melted those magisters eyes from their sockets for that.

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u/airydandelion 3d ago

I love your memes, always make me laugh 😂

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u/Seek4r 3d ago

Thank you! ^^

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u/Kharagorn 2d ago

Went to the profile with great expectations.

:No profit:

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u/NoScallion2819 2d ago edited 2d ago

the fight with this witch would be so much easier if she wasnt undead.

cause there is deathfog surface near her lmao

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u/HA_Vulpix 2d ago

By making her undead it makes it fairly easy to just cheese her. If you climb up on the ruins near the lava dropping lizard woman. You can just learn the skill Soulmate that heals your target whenever you are healed. So you just use that skill on her and kill her with potions, bonus points if you use Five Star Diner.

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u/PixelPrivateer 2d ago

I froze in terror for a moment the very first time I saw her flying around like a demonic tornado on her crucifix 

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u/bwainfweeze 2d ago

She was murdered by magisters. And rather recently, so she’s still sore about it.

Reminds me I was planning another playthrough and trying to hit Act 3 with a higher level. I don’t like murdering innocents and most aren’t good exp anyway. There’s a few tricks where if you switch party members you can get exp for their quests. And some well hidden things that are worth exp.

But my first play-through I left most of the magisters standing. Including the ones who have your contact on a gibbet. I think I need to head into act 3 having cleared the magister offices.

I don’t think you can get the gate guards without angering the civilians.

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u/nerdslife1864 2d ago

Teleport is your best friend when you need to kill without agro. Add in “far out man” and a high place and you’re gold!

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u/bwainfweeze 2d ago

Last play I doubled up on Far Out and the vulture suit on my archer and it was glorious. A lot of fights the high ground can’t get half the battle field and with both you just need a little kiting to keep your archer in the fight.

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u/nerdslife1864 2d ago

Oh baby, oh darling, she KILLED my shining lights xd

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u/AndyBarolo 2d ago

BUBBLING FIST AND BURNING KNUCKLE!