r/GirlDinnerDiaries • 🪿 feeding the soft animal of my body • 23h ago

Yap & Snack I’ve never seen my partners whole face

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I’ve known my partner for 6 years now and he’s never shaved in that time; he’s always rocked a full comfy beard and stash, only trimming every week or so.

I remember (early on) when I discovered the shape of his upper lip because he accidentally trimmed his mustache too short, and I was somehow shocked to discover he had such a cute upper lip

I don’t think about it that often but I truly can’t imagine his face without 50%+ of it covered in hair, kinda spooks me sometimes when I do think about it (but not in any serious way, I love the man, probably still if he’d have no face at all)

(Sometimes I really wanna use an image generator to find out what his face looks like under there but it feels highly invasive and also fuck AI)

Dinner is butternut squash and feta cheese, I think I’ll blend it for a sauce or a soup

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u/Majestic-Age-1586 APPROVED✨ 23h ago

Careful what you wish for. My dad shaved his beard once without warning when I was a kid, and I'm still traumatized lol.

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u/BeautifulChaosEnergy Foraging Bog Witch 22h ago

Have you see the video where the daughter said “I thought you’d be handsome?” She looked to be about 6

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u/Majestic-Age-1586 APPROVED✨ 22h ago

Lol, out of the mouths of babes! I can't recall if I said anything, but my reaction was not positive and my dad never shaved it off again, so I assume the memory was etched in the dark parts of his psyche too.

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u/BeautifulChaosEnergy Foraging Bog Witch 22h ago

You could hear the mom trying not to laugh

I felt so bad for the guy. He wasn’t too bad looking IIRC