r/GirlDinnerDiaries • 🪿 feeding the soft animal of my body • 23h ago

Yap & Snack I’ve never seen my partners whole face

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I’ve known my partner for 6 years now and he’s never shaved in that time; he’s always rocked a full comfy beard and stash, only trimming every week or so.

I remember (early on) when I discovered the shape of his upper lip because he accidentally trimmed his mustache too short, and I was somehow shocked to discover he had such a cute upper lip

I don’t think about it that often but I truly can’t imagine his face without 50%+ of it covered in hair, kinda spooks me sometimes when I do think about it (but not in any serious way, I love the man, probably still if he’d have no face at all)

(Sometimes I really wanna use an image generator to find out what his face looks like under there but it feels highly invasive and also fuck AI)

Dinner is butternut squash and feta cheese, I think I’ll blend it for a sauce or a soup

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u/NoLynInBrooklyn eat hot chip✔️ be bisexual✔️ 23h ago

For some reason I came in fully expecting a phantom of the opera situation 😅

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u/TheRottenKittensIEat 23h ago

I was expecting a long-distance catfishing scenario where the guy just points the camera at his forehead during video calls and makes weird excuses for it. I was relieved! Lol

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u/BlessedCursedBroken 🍍+ 🍕 22h ago

This is exactly what popped into my head immediately too. Relieved it turned out so benign and actually kind of sweet