r/IllegallySmolCats • u/barriedalenick • 22h ago

Pile of Smols Help! Being held against my will!

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u/IronMew 21h ago

That's not against your will and you know it. You are complicit in the crime.

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u/barriedalenick 21h ago

I was viciously attacked!

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u/chris95rx7500 7h ago

uh huh sure

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u/CIS-E_4ME 19h ago

r/cathostage

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u/MaggieMakesThings 16h ago edited 16h ago

My God, another one! 😃 Edit: yes, of course I joined it!

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u/Minute_Macaroon_8754 16h ago

There will always be another one.

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u/YouKnewWhatIWas Experienced Kitten Foster 21h ago

This is the risk we take when accepting felons into out homes

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u/lky830 20h ago

Yeah, this is about what my average day looks like with 5 cats. It’s even better when they grow up, and it’s the 15lb orange monster that likes to lay across your throat.

Also, I have that exact same remote. The amount of times it gets lost and buried under cat is entirely too high.

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u/barriedalenick 20h ago

These are fosters, well they were as we failed!! We kept two and the grey one plus another went to a mate. We have three adult ones, including a massive orange monster and when the weather turns cold they all take turns to come and sit on us!

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u/Capital-Debate7619 19h ago

congrats! adorable and ofc no one feels sorry for you lol.

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u/darknekolux 21h ago

I'm willing to exchange places with the hostage.

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u/Status_Ad_4405 20h ago

Blink twice if you need help

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u/Turnover_Realistic 13h ago

You play with criminals you eventually will get burned. Here's to their life sentence for you..love, cuddles and a hopefully a healthy, happy life for all!

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u/machinationstudio 14h ago

Are you the dad that didn't want cats?

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u/lwheat7 14h ago

You have a least one remote per kitten. You’re fine.

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u/Temarimaru 18h ago

You are stuck there forever...

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u/puppybuttz 17h ago

I've heard about this type of thing happening, but it's so scary to actually witness!

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u/warriorwoman534 16h ago

Yeah you look like you're really suffering. Tell you what, I'll trade places with you and you can go clean my kitchen!

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u/Honey_Broad 14h ago

oh no! Hang in there!

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u/DeepDayze 16h ago

Time to call in the hostage rescue team!

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u/GonzoI 9h ago

Please hold. All agents are currently trapped under other cats at this time.

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u/chris95rx7500 7h ago

they're having lunch at taco bell

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u/Myshanter5525 11h ago

I see Stockholm Syndrome is strong with you

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u/ZombehMallow 7h ago

no rescue needed i surrender immediately to the floof

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u/Grey_Wolf333 7h ago

Oh, I can relate!

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u/chris95rx7500 7h ago

eh, I think you're fine

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u/Entire_Bat7884 5h ago

😁 Don’t even think about moving or getting up 😂 Hope you are as comfy as they are. 🤣. All 3 of them as gorgeous kittens. 🐾🐾🐾