r/MadeMeSmile • u/astralrig96 • 12d ago

Favorite People dramatic train goodbye to an absolute stranger

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u/beekermc 12d ago

I love how the dude played along immediately 

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u/Loud-Principle-7922 12d ago

Bro code.

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u/MrMardyBum 12d ago

Females don’t get it

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u/Loud-Principle-7922 12d ago

Oh, females TOTALLY get it. Bro code is gender neutral. Like dude.

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u/MrMardyBum 12d ago

Then what is Bros before hoes except after c

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u/TheRealIntern 12d ago

Bros and Hoes are not gender specific either these days. I'd pick my girl bro over a male hoe any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

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u/lila-clores 12d ago

Why twice only on Sundays?? Why not the other days?

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u/gcko 12d ago

Church

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u/TheRealIntern 12d ago

It's really the only day of the week that I have time to properly pick my bros. Have you ever picked a bro? It takes a couple hours at least to do it properly

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u/pinklavalamp 12d ago

45F here: I like you.

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u/TheRealIntern 12d ago

I'm flattered, but you'll never take my bro business by getting in my pants!

I come with a bronuptial agreement

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u/Loud-Principle-7922 12d ago

I dunno, man. Good luck.