r/MadeMeSmile • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 5h ago
DOGGO ultimate heist
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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 4h ago
The look on the dogs face makes me think the human had stolen his chair and he was just taking it back
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u/RaisinAloneVortex 4h ago
I agree, the small chair with "Scout" written on it indicates it was doggo's chair
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u/BlaireSterling 4h ago
So technically this isn’t a heist, it’s a repossession
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u/HauntingGeologist492 3h ago
stfu bot
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u/SirOwl12 1h ago
Why are they booing you, you’re right
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u/WatRedditHathWrought 1h ago
Yep, that is definitely a bot trying to get karma. Probably for an onlyfans account.
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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 4h ago
My dog and I actually do this to each other. He'll take my seat, and his whole body wiggles with excitement when I notice. Then he jumps to his side of the couch. Sometimes I'll sit in his seat, and he'll "lure" me away with his toys before jumping into his spot.
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u/macarenamobster 4h ago
My cat does this if I get up from bed to go to the bathroom. Come back two minutes later and he’s snugged up against my pillow in my spot.
I make an elaborate show of slowly laying down pretending I’m going to crush him until he moves over a begrudging 6 inches.
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u/mmh_fava_beans 3h ago
Also, can we talk about how the cat comes over to lie down on your lap or your chest, just when you recognize you have to go to the bathroom?
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u/civilwar142pa 2h ago
I had to teach my dog 'scoot' because he'd always take my spot. So when I got back he'd have to scoot over a little. And it was very little, but I'd be able to fit.
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u/Express_Grocery4268 49m ago
My dogs would do this to each other. If they'd be eating a treat or a bone or so and the other finishes first but wanted the bone from the other, she jump up and run to the front door barking to lure the other dog away. And then quickly run back to get the bone. They are really really smart.
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u/Digidigdig 26m ago
Whilst also being really really stupid. Ours is super smart but then something just clicks in him and he channels his inner scooby doo. “Ruh-roh, I’m a dog. Ooo squirrel 😀”
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u/Digidigdig 33m ago
Same man, same 🥹 ours is off the sofa giving bum wiggles and leans as soon as you un- recline the sofa as it usually means feed or walk
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u/goodkicks 4h ago
Yeah and the dude was smiling as he got out of the chair like he knew what was about to happen.
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u/ggk1 4h ago
Having cameras film my family inside my house 24/7 is a dystopian trend I refuse to let myself understand
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u/BucinVols 4h ago
I can see having one to check in on pets when you’re not there but yeah having it be “always on”, definitely not.
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u/Flapjack__Palmdale 4h ago
We have one that's only on at night and when we arm our alarm. This would make me uncomfortable
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u/OpenRoad_LetsDrive 3h ago
That’s what you think.
What is stopping someone from hacking and turning it on whenever?9
u/Solid_Medium_5454 3h ago
The same thing that’s stopping someone from hacking your phone camera and turning it on whenever…
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u/Flapjack__Palmdale 3h ago
Because it's on a closed-circuit on a physical on-prem server? it's locked down tight.
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u/RavingGerbil 2h ago
No, I, a random redditor, know both your configuration and security best practices better than you. There is no way I feel safe with cameras in your home. I’ll be laying awake tonight thinking “wow I hope they aren’t spying on that guy.”
Ffs there are ways to do this safely. Nothing is black and white including “camera inside bad.” If it’s not networked how tf is it going to get hacked.
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u/OpenRoad_LetsDrive 9m ago
Is that server on a home network that also has internet? Or is it totally airgapped?
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u/h3lium-balloon 4h ago edited 3h ago
I'm in and out of people's homes all day for my job. Based on what I'm seeing it's becoming extremely common, I'd say a good 30% of homes have some kind of interior camera. Seems to be very common in rooms that have an exterior door instead of exterior security cameras. Seems especially common in rentals, since most people don't want to, or aren't allow to, install exterior cameras in a rental. A lot of them seem to be there for pets, but almost all of them are always-on, online cameras, probably because they're so cheap and easy to setup now.
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u/itookdhorsetofrance 3h ago
do you require to be told you're being recorded?
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u/Key-Demand-2569 12m ago
It depends on where they live but in most places I’m aware of it’s not a legal requirement, just a courtesy.
That changes if the cameras aren’t obvious or you’re a tenant and not contracted labor/visiting.
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u/my_twin_towne 2h ago
People overthink this without considering all the facts. Commonly, cameras have motion sensors or pet detection settings. Either of them flipped on means this would be recorded for viewing later. They’re moving. Dog is present. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/Spare-Management3769 36m ago
People feel the need to film and post anything and everything. Thirsty as fuck to go viral.
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u/MothChasingFlame 2h ago edited 5m ago
It's a level of completely unmanaged neuroses that I can't even imagine. Genuinely, go to fucking therapy.
Also, if your home is filmed, please tell people who visit you. Not all of us are opting in on your control issues.
EDIT: I'm not interested in the excuses you make to validate your inability to meaningfully self regulate.
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u/whatigotinmyhandnowb 2h ago
I make broad assumptions about family dynamics when I see cameras like that
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u/Mobile_Morale 4h ago
My parents have a couch and their favorite dogs sits between them on the coach. Sometimes I'll come over to help them with their phones or using a website. Old people stuff and I'll sit in the middle of the couch. The whole time their dog sits in front of me and stares. He'll bump my leg with his nose. He'll put his chin on the edge of the couch and give huge puppy dog eyes. And if I keep ignoring him he'll grunt at me and grumble. And if I keep ignoring him he will just jump on me and sit in my lap.
Little bro wants his favorite spot. He will do anything for it.
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u/mhkg 36m ago
Was visiting my brother and I sit on the couch on the other side of where his dog is sitting. About 30 minutes go by and he comes over to me and start whimpering, panting, and seems in distress. I tried to calm him down, but couldn't figure out what was wrong. I get up to get a toy to maybe give him something to soothe him. Turns out he was just upset I was sitting where he wanted to sit. I come back and he's sitting in my spot cool as a cucumber.
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u/Crispy_p_bacon 4h ago
And they say humans are smarter than canines.
If humans are so smart, explain this, human propagandists
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u/Admirable-Slide7422 4h ago
Getting played by your own pet is crazy
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u/Linkyland 1h ago
The soft pat on the head and the picture of the dog over the couch tells me this dog rules the house ♡
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u/wolfishnickelsyr 4h ago
That’s what you call a checkmate
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u/cheapdrinks 1h ago
Nah, dog-bro was just being a wingman. Dude is now going to have a good excuse to come join them on the couch lol.
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u/FuzzyComedian638 1h ago
My cat used to play this trick on my other cat. He'd eat his food really fast, then go to the door to be let out. The other cat would see this, and run over to the door, too. As soon as I'd open the door, the second cat would run outside. Then the first cat would run over to the food dish and eat the other cat's food. It worked every day.
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u/Sienaglam 2h ago
Jajaja los animales son muy inteligentes, y muy vivos, y eso nos trae mucha alegría ha los que tenemos uno en casa 🏠
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u/Buff_azoo 1h ago
Our amstaff girl does this to my husband on a nightly basis. Unlucky for him they share a favourite spot on the couch 😂❤️
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u/BurntLocal 57m ago
My dog Franklin visit me all the time lol I will take him all the way to the front door to let him out to pee or poop, and he will turn around and sprint back to the bed and lay where I was laying lol
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u/MiserableSkill4 25m ago
Video ended too soon. Please tell me he was rambling to cover the dog with blanket!?
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u/Aliencoy77 4h ago
Dog is being a great wingman. Dude has to go on the couch with ladies now.
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u/thatshygirl06 4h ago
You mean his wife, daughter, and son?
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u/Aliencoy77 2h ago
I only watched it once and wasn't paying that close attention. Thanks for the info. How about great dad wingman? He gets to go snuggle with his family.
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