Hahaha boooh, Romans, boooh. There are still adult people nowadays believing in gods but that's not ridiculous enough: people think it's appropriate to mock people who lived 2000 years ago for their religion XD. Incredible. Anyways I'm sure Jesus would have taken deportation any day off the week hahaha no problem
I talked to a Christian Neo-Nazi once, he claimed that Today's Jews are different from the Jews in the Bible, while citing a Verse from the Book of Revelation about Fake Jews to "Prove" so.
The world's big three religions are middle eastern religions. Judaism comes from Canaanite religion. Christianity and the Muslim faith are both born out of Judaism. Jesus was NOT a Christian. He was a Jew. Jesus runs through all 3 of those religions, but is only considered a "savior" in one.
These people all think their God is better than any of the other religions God. They all worship the SAME damn God. It's insane!
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Since we are swapping over to native religions, can I pick any I want or am I restricted to where I was born or do I have to convert every time I move?
I mean there are really worse things you could do to Jesus then deporting him. I'm sure he would have gladly boarded any plane hahaha
Then, than who gives a shit
You could absolutely make a modern analogy using ICE in place of the Romans.
Jesus immigrates, starts preaching love and devotion. Trump gets angry that someone is stealing the spotlight and dispatches ICE onto him. Jesus agrees to go with ICE peacefully but ICE overreacts and shoots him and Jesus lies dying in the street still saying how he forgives everyone.
What’s almost unbelievable now is Christians DENYING WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE HARD-COVER-WORDS-IN-PRINT-WELL-ESTABLISHED BIBLE!!
IT’S LIKE: Jesus said…well that’s wrong…well it’s right here in the Bible…well that’s wrong…but how…it’s wrong and I’m not going by that..you say you’re a Christian however you wouldn’t follow Jesus…I wouldn’t follow the Bible, but I follow Jesus’s teachings…But Jesus’s words, the teachings are there in the Bible to help you lead a Christian life…but I would follow the teachings of Jesus…
The Grand Inquisitor tells Christ that he cannot allow him to do his work on Earth, because his work is at odds with the work of the Church. The Inquisitor reminds Christ of the time, recorded in the Bible, when the Devil presented him with three temptations, each of which he rejected. The Grand Inquisitor says that by rejecting these three temptations, he guaranteed that human beings would have free will. Free will, he says, is a devastating, impossible burden for mankind. Christ gave humanity the freedom to choose whether or not to follow him, but almost no one is strong enough to be faithful, and those who are not will be damned forever. The Grand Inquisitor says that Christ should have given people no choice, and instead taken power and given people security instead of freedom. That way, the same people who were too weak to follow Christ to begin with would still be damned, but at least they could have happiness and security on Earth, rather than the impossible burden of moral freedom. The Grand Inquisitor says that the Church has now undertaken to correct Christ’s mistake. The Church is taking away freedom of choice and replacing it with security. Thus, the Grand Inquisitor must keep Christ in prison, because if Christ were allowed to go free, he might undermine the Church’s work to lift the burden of free will from mankind
The Brothers Karamazov Book 5: Pro and Contra, Chapter 5
Fyodor Dostoevsky
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u/SirIAmAlwaysHere 2d ago
From another angle:
We absolutely want foreign gods celebrated here in the US.
That's explicitly why the 1st Amendment exists. Which had almost universal agreement amongst the Founding Fathers.