r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

ICE would’ve deported him immediately

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u/hamtronn 2d ago

White Jesus was born in New Jersey. Pretty sure he was on Jersey Shore.

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u/Everybodysbastard 2d ago

I hear he loves skeeball.

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u/SirIAmAlwaysHere 2d ago

Blasphemy! Everyone knows Jesus played Pickleball on weekends with his Disciples at the country club!

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u/Ihavefluffycats 16h ago

No. Jesus would never pay to belong to a club of elites. He'd be playing everyone at the free courts. First come, first served.

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u/Deraj2004 2d ago

Thats his dad.

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u/Oreo_Speedwagon_Kit 7h ago

And looks like Alanis Morisette