It's what happens when you feed a horse nothing but carrots; collect all of said horse's carrot shits in a 55 gallon garbage can; give said collection of shit a super long tie, tiny hands, and the vocabulary of a 2nd grader; and sell yourself as a political outsider unbeholden to special interests and the regular political machine - all the while encouraging your supporters to be more overtly hateful.
I mean there are only so many bright orange non-career politicians that fit my previous definition.
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is the literal anthropomorphic barrel of bright orange horse shit that made so much noise and spoke so far down that the 6th grade dropouts of the Republican party that you all collectively lost your shit and said "GAHH-YA-BOY-DO-I-SURE-LOVE-THE-WAY-DONALD-TRUMP-JUST-TALKS-LIKE-ME-A-GROWN-MAN-WITH-TEARS-IN-MY-EYES-THAT-HATES-LITERALLY-EVERYONE-THAT-DOES-NOT-LOOK-OR-SOUND-LIKE-ME-BECAUSE-THINGS-THAT-ARE-NOT-LIKE-ME-SCARE-ME"
That's my impression of you just from your comment.
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u/MandibleofThunder 6h ago
And also for being...
GASP
SHOCK HORROR
WOMEN AND/OR PEOPLE OF COLOR