r/MurderedByWords • • 12h ago

Cadet Bonespurs

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u/JustFun4Uss 12h ago

For not being loyalists to him... Not to america but to him personally. Essentially anyone would would protect America from him trying to take it over when shit starts going really bad. No chance of military coup.

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u/MandibleofThunder 12h ago

And also for being...

GASP

SHOCK HORROR

WOMEN AND/OR PEOPLE OF COLOR

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u/anchorftw 12h ago

Trump is a person of color...that color just happens to be orange.

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u/Salt-Independent-760 11h ago

Not much of a person tho.

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u/MandibleofThunder 11h ago

It's what happens when you feed a horse nothing but carrots; collect all of said horse's carrot shits in a 55 gallon garbage can; give said collection of shit a super long tie, tiny hands, and the vocabulary of a 2nd grader; and sell yourself as a political outsider unbeholden to special interests and the regular political machine - all the while encouraging your supporters to be more overtly hateful.

God bless America amirite?

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u/Stonegrown12 7h ago

A reconstituted horse shit sculpted politician? Ok, but they aren't a Democrat right? Alright sign up me!

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u/MandibleofThunder 6h ago

I mean there are only so many bright orange non-career politicians that fit my previous definition.

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is the literal anthropomorphic barrel of bright orange horse shit that made so much noise and spoke so far down that the 6th grade dropouts of the Republican party that you all collectively lost your shit and said "GAHH-YA-BOY-DO-I-SURE-LOVE-THE-WAY-DONALD-TRUMP-JUST-TALKS-LIKE-ME-A-GROWN-MAN-WITH-TEARS-IN-MY-EYES-THAT-HATES-LITERALLY-EVERYONE-THAT-DOES-NOT-LOOK-OR-SOUND-LIKE-ME-BECAUSE-THINGS-THAT-ARE-NOT-LIKE-ME-SCARE-ME"

That's my impression of you just from your comment.