r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

Cadet Bonespurs

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u/otherwisepandemonium 8h ago

I'm actually surprised they didn't include a Vietnam service ribbon, it's like they know what a draft dodging piece of shit Trump actually is.

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u/cryptotope 6h ago

I'm pretty sure that the ribbon bars (like everything else in the picture) are just AI slop.

In that sense, the picture is wholly accurate--the only decorations that Trump has earned are imaginary.

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u/Parking_Line_3704 5h ago

Career officer here, it's all nonsense.

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u/Bendy962 4h ago

5 star generals haven't existed since the Korean war either