r/Music • u/TheMirrorUS šŸ“°The Mirror US • Sep 14 '26

article Robert Kraft issues lengthy statement on Macklemore after rapper says NFL owner had him banned from

https://www.themirror.com/sport/american-football/robert-kraft-macklemore-sheeran-palestine-2024272
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u/xxwetdogxx Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

Kraft owns the patriots

Patriots get dicked down by the Seahawks repeatedly

Macklemore is from Seattle, where the Seahawks are from

Kraft bans him

I figured it out guys

Edit: I should add that the pats Just lost again to the Seahawks this past Wednesday in primetime in embarrassing fashion, and Macklemore is banned a couple days later. This is my new headcannon

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u/boomboxwithturbobass Sep 14 '26

Actually, you kinda did.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Sep 14 '26

I need someone to spell it out here. What am I missing?

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u/brownmouthwash Sep 14 '26

The Seahawks regularly beat the Patriots, the team Kraft owns.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Sep 14 '26

And this is the guy with the fur coats from the thrift shop and the scooters?

And the guy who let Putin steal his Superbowl ring?

This is pretty weird.

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u/brownmouthwash Sep 14 '26

Ohhh

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Sep 15 '26

What's going on here? What are we doing?

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u/danabrey Sep 15 '26

Sorry I think you'll find the Seahawks own the Patriots.

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u/afripino Sep 14 '26

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u/Kitchen-Orange-8239 Sep 14 '26

Sorry if Iā€™m killing the joke, but does that say ā€œdick is inā€ in the background?

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u/afripino Sep 14 '26

Yup, that's the joke

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u/suppmello Sep 14 '26

This is the most simplistic dumbest funny takeā€¦ so it will be adopted soon by big media and become the lead narrative on some networks

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 Sep 14 '26

Great I thought this was music drama, but it's sports?? Fuck.Ā 

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u/EdgarJomfru Sep 14 '26

Actually checks out

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u/Yourdjentpal Sep 14 '26

Or my take, his buddy Epstein.

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u/Toidal Sep 14 '26

Last I check i think one or both of the Seattle subreddits were dunking on Macklemore

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u/0202_tihssitidder Sep 14 '26

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u/xxwetdogxx Sep 14 '26

Lmao that is FOUL

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u/0202_tihssitidder Sep 15 '26

I saved a bunch of the best ones, but now I don't get to use them much.

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u/aerojovi83 Sep 15 '26

Bills fan here, and the only conclusion I can come to is we must fold the Patriots organization completely and bring in a new expansion team somewhere other than New England.