r/Music • u/TheMirrorUS 📰The Mirror US • Sep 14 '26

article Robert Kraft issues lengthy statement on Macklemore after rapper says NFL owner had him banned from

https://www.themirror.com/sport/american-football/robert-kraft-macklemore-sheeran-palestine-2024272
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u/Ejmct Sep 14 '26

You mean Robert Kraft is a cheating douchbag?
Who knew?

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u/Dophie Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 15 '26

Who pays young women to jerk him off when getting massages.

Edit: apologies. To me, 40 is still relatively young, especially compared to a man decades older than them, but I understand why my vocabulary choice was confusing. But that’s also why I used the word women.

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u/ForMoreYears Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

For the uninformed, Kraft got busted a few years back in an undercover sting getting a rub and tug at an Asian massage parlor. Shockingly (/s) he skated with a slap on the wrist because his high-priced lawyer got him off on a technicality instead of doing time being charged with felony solicitation of prostitution and facing fines, probation, and possibly jail time like any normal person would.

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u/BigRedFury Sep 14 '26

Add that he was busted on game day when the Patriots were playing at Kansas City.

Kraft was in Florida (Palm Beach, maybe?) and went to get a rub down and HJ on his way to the airport before flying to KC for the game.

It was the kind of move that only a veteran massage parlor customer would pull.