r/Music • u/TheMirrorUS 📰The Mirror US • Sep 14 '26

article Robert Kraft issues lengthy statement on Macklemore after rapper says NFL owner had him banned from

https://www.themirror.com/sport/american-football/robert-kraft-macklemore-sheeran-palestine-2024272
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u/ForMoreYears Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

For the uninformed, Kraft got busted a few years back in an undercover sting getting a rub and tug at an Asian massage parlor. Shockingly (/s) he skated with a slap on the wrist because his high-priced lawyer got him off on a technicality instead of doing time being charged with felony solicitation of prostitution and facing fines, probation, and possibly jail time like any normal person would.

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u/undermin Sep 14 '26

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality

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u/KombuchaBot Sep 17 '26

Did you make that up? it's very good

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u/undermin Sep 17 '26

No. It's an Onion article

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u/KombuchaBot 29d ago

I love jokes that set up their own metareference.

"I drink brakefluid, people keep telling me it's not good for me but i can stop any time I want"