r/NHLcirclejerk • u/No-End7932 you bum • 1d ago
Nazem Kadri suspended 1 game Jerkin hard
Outjerked by: How many piss missiles could a piss missle missle, if McDavid wired pucks like ovi?
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u/Nepalman230 World’s oldest gayest Puckslut.🙏 1d ago edited 1d ago
OK, listen the only thing that I’m getting out of this is that this person has a water sports fetish and wants Ovi and McDavid to piss on each other.
Listen this is far from unusual. This is actually a big category on porn hub.
it’s not my thing at all. I don’t like it but you know what if they all agreed to this then you know just just wash up real good after work guys.
But but not my cup of tea.
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u/JonnoKabonno 1d ago
look me in the eyes and tell me you’d say no if Macklin asked “pretty please can I piss on you”
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u/Nepalman230 World’s oldest gayest Puckslut.🙏 1d ago
I would 100% say no. I would then squirt him with a water pistol for approaching me sexually because he is like a child or perhaps even a puppy and I would then run away screaming.
Much like Hobie Baker ran away, screaming from women who wanted to fuck him. This is true this happened.
No, seriously, let me put it this way.
(Look both ways)
I’m a lot less vanilla than I used to be picked. I used to think that spitting in somebody’s mouth was just totally disgusting and not sexy and then I saw somebody spit in the dude’s mouth and then kiss him immediately to get it back and then I was like.. OK that was kind of hot
So now as long as somebody has permission and it was not hocking, I would be OK with some light mouth spit, but I guess what I’m saying is the people can change, but I don’t think my opinion about piss play is going to change.
Nor about my opinion about having sex with the young stars. That’s what I say for the meme and there’s what I would do in real life, and those things are light years apart, my friend.
( I went Burns and Sid to take me to Paris)
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u/No-End7932 you bum 1d ago
The biggest femboi quinnuck Huges wants to join
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
I was going to school one day, as usual, when suddenly there was a loud bang. As I turned to see what it was, my vision went blurry and I eventually blacked out. When I woke up, I immediately checked nhl scores, and let out a all hail Gary bettman!, before thinking. I wad enraged, as the Vancouver Cucks won against the Nashville Child Predators. When I calmed down, after about 2 hours or so, I realized that I was in a basement of sorts. With me were Filip Forsberg, Roman Yosi (the right fucking way to spell his name), and Cody Glass. They were all violently fucking each other. I was disgusted by this, and tried to go upstairs. I was pulled down the stairs by Filip, and just went to sleep. When I awoke, Yosi was stilled getting his pussy pounded. I went out the open window and into a field. I heard another loud bang, turned around, but this time was greeted with a 5'10 beauty of a person. I was immediately turned on, and pulled my thing out. Quinn got his out too, and to my amazment there was nothing. Not a damn nanometer. So agrees to give me some, and enjoyed every minute of it. When he quit, about 5 hours later, I was infuriated. I wanted the great euphoria of Quinn Hughes getting busy on me. So I chased him. As far as I could run. JT Miller and Gary Bettman were following me, and I couldn't tell if they trying to catch up with me, Quinn, or return my pants. I grabbed Gary bettman, gave him the warmest hug of my life, and told him how much I sincerely appreciate him fucking Canada over. About that time, he, out of nowhere, hit JT right in the mouth. POW! right in the kisser he said. Keep in mind Quinn has made it about 200 feet in front of us by now. I look back and see Kuzmenko and a few other unrecognizable bums that used to play for the Cucks dead on the ground. As Quinn reaches a cliff, he runs off of it. Looks back, and then falls when he looks down. My damn math teacher is wondering where I am, and between me and Gary she is now FUBAR. Quinn is barely alive, and I jump. My mom always asked me if my friends jumped off a cliff if I would. Damn right I would. Before I called in medical services, I made him give me more services. The paramedics arrive, and then, put of nowhere, grt cruched by none other than fat ass Pat Maroon. His final words being fuck you you bum. Gary, bring the true genius he is, still hasn't jumped. What I sign of intelligence. Like a fucking polar bear, Jack and Luke Hughes attack me, but their weak asses can't do anything. I'll keep the devils from winning the cup for the next 50 years if you don't stop. Said Gary from the cliff. Like fucking magic, Wes McCauley comes out and gives us all 5 minutes each for FIGHTING. We go to the nearest rink, Quinn still in critical condition, and wait for 5 minutes. When Gary gets his ass over there, he find me, Quinn, Pat, Roman, Filip, and Cody getting busy again. He joins in. When this was done, we went for a skate, shared experiences and I even taught Luke how to skate https://youtu.be/dxPeVe9Z5Lw?si=t65R_PS81eP6ZOUO.
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u/Virtual_Bug_723 1d ago
Hey man, I just want to say, getting your AI to talk to you like this is one of the more fucked up incel things anyone anywhere can do. You're perpetuating the male loneliness epidemic by being unfuckable.
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u/5hole-tickler why you heff to be mad 1d ago
Piss missiles are not a joke, the majority of the Oilers players pee sitting down, and there is only one stall in the locker room.
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u/LegumeDad 1d ago
Bro it’s so awesome how close you are with your chatbot.