r/PoursTea • u/Ilikeinvestigating • Aug 30 '26

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Preaching on a Airplane is wild.

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u/hux Aug 30 '26

But me, as a gay man, am the one shoving things down their throat.

These people are infuriating.

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 Aug 30 '26

Hey btw I been waiting and waiting for you guys to send out that gay agenda I keep hearing about. When is that gonna be in the mail? Keen to read up the on fabulous master plan

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u/ParumPaDrumDrum Aug 30 '26

First item? Destroy Donald Trump...s fashion sense, ewwww

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th Aug 30 '26

The master plan is to eventually marry a horse. It's the evolution of man.

Straight marriage

Gay marriage

Horse marriage

My question is "Who gets to marry the horse?"

Are the homophobes worried that gay people are going to marry horses? What if a lesbian married a male horse? Is that allowed? Will she be shunned by the LGBT community and praised by farmers? What if a straight guy wants to marry a male horse? Will he be shunned by the straights? Is it even gay for a guy to marry a male horse? If a guy married a male horse, who gets to hang the sheets outside the window after they consummate their marriage?

So many questions. 🤔

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach Aug 30 '26

What if my horse is gay?

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u/SauronOfDucks Aug 30 '26

I'm so glad that your horse felt comfortable enough to come out of the closet and express their identity without fear 🏳️‍🌈

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach Aug 30 '26

I try to create a welcoming environment but I am worried about our wedding night. Will it truly be consummated or will the horse have other things on it's mind.

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u/Scoopski_Patata Aug 30 '26

It will carry you across the threshold, don't try it the other way around.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oxBA87XpWjHsodNVoF

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u/PeyredB Aug 30 '26

Maybe don't be the passive partner.

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u/PeyredB Aug 30 '26

And the pets, remember.

They're marrying the dogs, they're marrying the cats!

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u/Day_Old_Paper Aug 30 '26

Wait, you haven’t gay married yet? Everyone was required to gay marry, like, a loooong time ago.

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u/Grizzly_Corey Aug 30 '26

Dude everyone knows the gay agenda begins with brunch.

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u/Distinct-Reward-671 Aug 30 '26

You and your damn Christian gay ideas, always trying to turn people Christian gay.

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u/Chief-_-Wiggum Aug 30 '26

They secretly wish you did...

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 Aug 30 '26

I hope you’re shove things down someone’s throat… god be praised.

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u/MackTuesday Aug 30 '26

I fervently hope you're saying you've encountered several closeted homosexual Christians who love to gargle. I mean, we all know they're out there.

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u/Joperhop Aug 30 '26

Yep, when i was a kid in school I was forced to sing gay songs, to try and make me convert to homosexuality, i was taken to holy gay buildings and told I had to listen to a gay preacher read me the word of gay to try and make me gay, as an adult I have had constant knocks on the door by gay couples trying to make me and my son gay.
Wait.... I think i got that a bit wrong....

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u/Federal-Sink-8675 Aug 30 '26

And, now religion too.

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u/PeyredB Aug 30 '26

That's exactly right. He enabled people to say the quiet parts out loud.

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u/ShhweadyBallz Aug 30 '26

I'd just singing as loud as possible "IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING MEN !!!!"

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u/9_of_Swords Aug 30 '26

I'd pull my phone out and start blasting Year Zero by Ghost.

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u/profesorgamin Aug 30 '26

Your visceral reaction is all they are looking for, this is no different than any other attention seeking behavior.

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u/Individual_Land2754 Aug 30 '26

I mean free speech is a thing but I'm also just free to put in my ear phones or walk away.

People getting upset by this need to realize people are people and they have emotions and when they like somehting they want to talk about it.

Get over it. I personally hate anything religion but I also prefer people to be happy and actively participating in their community.