r/PoursTea • venom • 1d ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 Shots fired in Alaska

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u/Oalka 1d ago

"I have a thorough idea of what sort of issues might come up and what my proposals for those issues are" "Well how the fuck is that fair?"

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u/Last-Appointment6577 1d ago

Why do I get the feeling that I'm JUST starting to realize that most of these fucks running for office are treating it no differently than a high school homecoming dance?

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u/Hobbies-R-Happiness 1d ago

When I went off to college, my dad told me this wisdom that has stuck with me for 20 years now:

‘You know all those stupid kids you went to school with? All the kids that would lie, cheat, or steal to get ahead? Well, they don’t disappear now that you are an adult.’

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u/Last-Appointment6577 1d ago

> ‘You know all those stupid kids you went to school with? All the kids that would lie, cheat, or steal to get ahead? Well, they don’t disappear now that you are an adult.’

what a kick in the dick this is. Again I don't even know why now of all times in my life I'm having this crushing epiphany NOW because I've watched it happen on repeat since Clinton left office.

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u/BrainDamage2029 1d ago

Four years, you'd think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks
So superficial, so immature

And then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say, "Hey, wait!
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over, oh, that's just great"

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's havin' sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothin' changes but the faces, the names and the trends
High school never ends