r/PoursTea • u/JustVenom____ venom • 1d ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 The switchup is insane

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u/Deer-Dog- 16h ago

If you can’t afford to live there, how do you afford to move away?

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 16h ago

Just tell ICE you're an immigrant and they'll take care of the rest

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u/Ghost0Slayer 15h ago

By shooting me or running me over with a car?

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 15h ago

If they do it right, you won't be living in America anymore

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u/RanchHere 11h ago

two birds, one stone mentality.

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u/LOR_Fei 13h ago

Ah, nothing like being sent to alligator Alcatraz and having MAGA dipshits sexually assault me as a way out of the country!