r/ReZero • Newbie • 1d ago

šŸ—æMeme Subaru can be pretty dense

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u/CadmonIsFlugel Newbie 1d ago

Imagine this:

Hi, my name is Leo, and I've been summoned to another world. This world has lots of crazy magical stuff, like time travel and clones and memory erasure.

Anyways, me and my party headed to the "Lion's watchtower" to seek the wisdom of the sage. When we got there, some hot girl called Freddy said I'm her master, she also uses lots of earth lingo. Anyway I dont remember ever meeting her before so idk what's up with her.

To climb the tower we needed to complete some trials. The first trial had 100 anthropomorphic animals, and the riddle was "the monster's fangs crushed the child's soul, which bite was the deadliest of all?"

Luckily, I'm a five night at Freddy's fan, so this was easy for me, I chose the 87th animal and solved the trial immediately. Who would've though my Fnaf knowledge would end up usefull.

What did you say? "I should explore the connection between me and the mysterious figure from the past who is very similar to me"? Why would I do that? it's just a coincidence, bro, I mean he was alive 400, how could we even be related?

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u/mishalol9 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 1d ago

I like how people refuse to acknowledge Al's existence when talking about stuff like this.

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u/DITCHFX_79 Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune 1d ago

Considering the ā€œFlugel=Al’s dadā€ theory I’ve seen I find it particularly funny cause Flugel would’ve locked the tower with his sons name as the password

Spoiler warning cause it’s got a detail from Arc 9.