r/ReZero • Newbie • 1d ago

🗿Meme Subaru can be pretty dense

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u/CadmonIsFlugel Newbie 1d ago

Imagine this:

Hi, my name is Leo, and I've been summoned to another world. This world has lots of crazy magical stuff, like time travel and clones and memory erasure.

Anyways, me and my party headed to the "Lion's watchtower" to seek the wisdom of the sage. When we got there, some hot girl called Freddy said I'm her master, she also uses lots of earth lingo. Anyway I dont remember ever meeting her before so idk what's up with her.

To climb the tower we needed to complete some trials. The first trial had 100 anthropomorphic animals, and the riddle was "the monster's fangs crushed the child's soul, which bite was the deadliest of all?"

Luckily, I'm a five night at Freddy's fan, so this was easy for me, I chose the 87th animal and solved the trial immediately. Who would've though my Fnaf knowledge would end up usefull.

What did you say? "I should explore the connection between me and the mysterious figure from the past who is very similar to me"? Why would I do that? it's just a coincidence, bro, I mean he was alive 400, how could we even be related?

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u/-TSF- Let Roswaal Cook – It’s Dangerous, But Damn, It’s Delicious 1d ago

Indeed, lets also ignore how another extraordinarily infamous person from also 400 years ago insists very heavily that we somehow had a significant relationship that explains her behavior today, there's tooooooootally no way those two things are connected.

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u/The_Bygone_King Made Lasagna for Garfiel 1d ago

I think Subaru is in denial of his relationship to Flugel because of the things Flugel has done to the people around him, like Shaula.

My guess is that Flugel isn't nearly as villainous as Subaru believes him to be and things like Shaula's entrapment in the tower are consequences of some unforeseen tragedy that heavily delayed him. We'll see I suppose.

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u/oblimata2 Newbie 1d ago

Remember how Subaru was for a sec convinced his pre amnesia self was evil because he was suddenly thrown into a crazy situation and lacked the full context?

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u/Unboxious Ram Called Me a "Waste of Space," I Agreed 1d ago

I mean, imagine waking up one day and you're in a fantasy world and they call you the lolimancer.

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u/Helton3 Newbie 1d ago

Fair point

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u/BloodPlenty4358 Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune 1d ago

half of isekai are like that

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u/Bloodchild- I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies 21h ago

Yeah but in their case the question is are they good Isekai.

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u/oyasumachine Shaula's Finger Guns Blew My Mind! 1d ago

he had a tattoo on his arm of himself saying he was there after choking out a preteen i would think im evil too

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u/rocketseeker Newbie 19h ago

Wow it really was in our faces huh

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u/hypershadic11 Newbie 3h ago

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT. The potential foreshadowing could be INSANE.

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u/wildfox9t Made Lasagna for Garfiel 23h ago

My guess is that Flugel isn't nearly as villainous as Subaru believes

that reminds me of something...like a certain Daniel though Subaru was some sort of monster

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u/cry_w I’ve Sworn My Loyalty to Emilia 1d ago

Well, that, and he doesn't really get a lot of time to explore these implications before being whisked away to Od-knows-where.

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u/Barusu000 Newbie 15h ago

Yeah also Subaru prob thinks he is also an issekaid person like him so 

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u/Longjumping-Way-1411 Satella Saw My Search History —She Told Me to Stop Loving Myself 19h ago

What does Subaru know about Flugel actually? As of Arc 6, it's only Shaula, and while this does seem like a pos move, it's not blatantly evil.

Also Puzzle scene happened before Subaru realized that Shaula's case is a tragic thing, so doesn't seem to make sense that he's already denying thinking about it.

Puzzle mystery and Shaula calling him master, there are enough cues to at least question it a little.

Imo, this is one of the very few issues with ReZero. The world throws obvious bs at the characters' faces and they just blatantly ignore it. First thing that comes to mind is literally from the same arc, Emilia matching handprint at the top of tower (she has been blighted all her life as the witch, and now finds a possible connection at the tower sealing the witch, but no) and Volcanica saying Patrasche's name (when the old senile dragon changed from his default dialogue, it warrants attention, especially because his voice is loud), and even Subaru not questioning why Satella and Emilia are a 1:1 in appearance, if it were a resemblance I'd agree to leave it behind but this is exact replica.

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u/BloodFartMoon Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 19h ago

What is actually evil is having the puzzles need otherworlder knowledge to solve, meaning 100% of non Subaru people trying to get the Sages help will die and probably have died

Hell if another hipothetical otherworlder came in he would die if he also didnt know a bunch of Astronomy trivia

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u/Potential-Mouse5126 Newbie 17h ago

Btw, pleiades means subaru, so pleiades watchtower means subaru watchtower.

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u/mishalol9 Al Showed Me His Face Once... Now I Can Hear Colors 1d ago

I like how people refuse to acknowledge Al's existence when talking about stuff like this.

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u/DITCHFX_79 Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune 23h ago

Considering the “Flugel=Al’s dad” theory I’ve seen I find it particularly funny cause Flugel would’ve locked the tower with his sons name as the password

Spoiler warning cause it’s got a detail from Arc 9.

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u/NotaPro6 Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 16h ago

Actually if you're talking about the child's soul being crushed that would be the bite of '83 where the crying child's head was being crushed by the gold Freddy animatronic. The bite of '87 is when the worker from FNAF 2, Jeremy got his hand bitten by a toy bonney animatronic because it thought he was William Afton so Leo really sounds like a five nights at Freddy's larper to me

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u/CadmonIsFlugel Newbie 15h ago

That's because IM the fnaf larper lol. The only thing I know about the series are half a dozen matpat videos.

I used fnaf for the allegory mostly because i thought it would be funny, and to point out how ridiculous star knowledge is as a test and that's its closer to knowing some random video game's lore than solving the trial through some sort of scientific observation or profound knowledge.

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u/yonidavidov1888 Newbie 1d ago

A better allegory would be if there was another guy who called himself bonnie who is also a fnaf fan you met a year ago in the same situation as you and he's clearly not you which opens up the "there's multiple fnaf fans" theory

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u/Fig_Char_Re Made Lasagna for Garfiel 22h ago

The watchtower's name is mispelled though.

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u/Dragoncat99 I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies 7h ago

We don’t know that Flugel named it, so that doesn’t mean much.

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u/Noamco I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? 10h ago

By this point, Subaru already knows there are more isekaied people other then him. Like Alec hoshin.

He also is pretty certain Al is also from Japan by arc 3.

So the most the star puzzle says is that Flugel is as well.

The only reason for Subaru to think they are connected is Shaula.

But she isn't exactly all there, and he is used to people thinking he is some he's not. Like Wrath thinking he is Betelgues or Betelgues thinking he is Pride.

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u/Dragoncat99 I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies 7h ago

Alec Hoshin isn’t from Earth, he learned about Earth from Flugel.

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u/Noamco I’m Dying Here, Where’s Ferris the Cat-Eared Femboy? 7h ago

Fair, but Subaru doesn't know that yet!

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u/Dragoncat99 I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies 7h ago

True, true

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u/RandomName5484 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality 1d ago

well its the pleiades' tower or if i correctly remind some information given by a fellow redditor pleiades in japanese is subaru

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u/Acceptable-Anxiety80 Made Lasagna for Garfiel 1d ago

Yeah but no one in rezero knows Japanese so it's just random hell it makes it even more absurd like tf you mean you share the same name as this tower spoken about in legends in otherworldly tongue

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u/RandomName5484 At This Point, ‘Who Is Rem?’ Is My Entire Personality 12h ago

well the tower have an challenge needing subaru to solve it

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u/Zer0_Cha0s Met a Knight Named Julius—Guessing He's New 1d ago

As I went down the rabbit hole I learned Subaru also means to Unite and Gather

I'm certain it's already been mentioned here before but I still thought it was neat

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u/Re0Fan Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 1d ago

At this point they are all "ah its subaru. I kinda expected that". They just live on awe of him

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u/anjansharma2411 Smol Emilia Took My Hand — I Froze (Socially) 1d ago

Yea like ain't no way you think all that is common ball here

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 Shared Suffering with Subaru 1d ago

He doesn't, he's saying the exact opposite. That he's the only person who could have figured it out because it's knowledge that just isn't applicable to that world.

He doesn't exactly keep his origins secret, whenever someone asks him he answers honestly. But literally nobody bothers to ask questions in this story. Priscilla knows, and he told Anastasia in a failed loop.

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u/Heracross64 Kissed Frederica Once—Now I'm Missing Most of My Lips 22h ago

He told the whole squad once… in a failed loop

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u/TheMostHonestPerson Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 1d ago

And mfers still think Subaru is not Flugel. Flugel made this trial so that only he could pass.

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u/BloodPlenty4358 Liliana Sang a Ballad About My Misfortune 1d ago

that tower is not the first evil ass rape building made for subaru

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u/Loki0830 Newbie 1d ago

So I'm an anime only, though I larp on the side. If Subaru is Flugel and made the tower so only he'd pass, what would his answer to the second trial with Reid be? IIRC the only times it was cleared was by Emilia because Reid was just playing around and Julius because Gluttony's body couldn't keep up after consuming him. Both of these feel like they would be out-of-scope when anticipating how to clear them.

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u/NotAnnieBot Newbie 1d ago

Shaula basically lays it out when she reveals that Rule 5 (Destroying the tests isn’t forbidden) exists. As per her previous statements, as long as she isn’t ordered to break the 5 rules, she’ll follow Subaru’s own orders.

Subaru can just order her to destroy the remaining tests (only reason he didn’t was that they had bigger things to worry about by the time he figured it out). Exam spirits Reid and Volcanica can’t leave their floors so her long range attacks can just be used to destroy the tests without risk of retaliation.

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u/Loki0830 Newbie 1d ago

Oh that's a good point. I didn't consider that Shaula would be allowed to destroy the tests since she's the "proctor" basically. But yeah, she listens to Subaru unconditionally. That was probably the expectation upon designing the tower.

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u/These_Watercress6287 I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies 1d ago

Flugel Never traveled alone back then, and the one thing that we know about him is that he was weak.

So it was obvious that he wouldn't come alone to the tower

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u/Loki0830 Newbie 1d ago

Maybe, but it still feels risky. Shaula says multiple times that Flugel was forgetful, so it's not like it would be unexpected for Subaru to appear unprepared and not bring a strong enough person. And then there's the rule where Shaula will go berserk if people try to leave after they enter.

The rules feel like it would easily backfire, especially since his checkpoint could (and did) get set inside the tower.

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u/Deigapan Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 1d ago edited 22h ago

Personally, I would see all of the towers trials as a computer.

The first trial is (lets say it is) the Login of the tower, as any login device it needs a password, but someone with enough will, time and patience could theoretically pass the first test by brute force, ergo trying every convination until one is right.

However, Reid is not beatable with (just) this mindset, since this mf is tecnically the World Strongest (at his time) he needs either an challenger of similar or superior strenght (Reinhard for example), someone that can make his guard lower so he or she may get a cheap shot (someone like certain silver haired elf) o someone that can bring him down to his level, if only there was a type of magic to help with this...

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u/wildfox9t Made Lasagna for Garfiel 23h ago

but someone with enough will, time and patience could theoretically pass the first test by brute force, ergo trying every convination until once is right

Emilia already tried every stone before Subaru woke up, so the test could only be solved if you knew the answer while touching it

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u/Deigapan Satella’s Darkness Falls Like a Soft Lullaby Across My Soul 21h ago

Emilia already tried every stone before Subaru woke up, so the test could only be solved if you knew the answer while touching it

Ok i just checked the novel and you are right

Julius: [That is our guess right now. There happens to be this Monolith, but I can say that even when we went around touching Monoliths at random… We were unable to find an answer.]

Subaru: [Ah, so you’ve already tried bruteforcing it?]

Subaru broke down Julius’s mild manner of speaking to the bread and bones of it. Emilia and Meili, who had heard that explanation, were patting their heads with what seemed to be a look of embarrassment about them.

Just attempting to touch and check every single one of them, certainly it looked like they had tried to carry out that tactic. Nevertheless, it did not seem that it had done the trick.

Subaru: [It’s an Trial after all. It means we have to solve the problem and answer it.]

Now if i can put my opinion on this subject i would say that, if knowing the answer is part of the requirement one could theoretically either obtain that knowledge from either Flugel or Subaru.

The only person i could say it would fit the bill for Flugel is either Echidna the witch or Pandora. And the latter is the one is what i believe Reid would be the firewall though.

Since i remember that there was a comment that if Theresia had the sword saint DP she could get Pandora to a draw or something like that.

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u/TheMostHonestPerson Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 1d ago

Flugel is surrounded by strong people like Subaru.

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u/TheMostHonestPerson Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 1d ago

Oh yeah, Subaru can solo Reid with a drink spike with hot sauce.

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u/Sonkokun Satella Likes to Tickle My Heart (Is This What Love Is?) 1d ago

I just can’t believe it’s literally called “Subaru’s tower” and Subaru doesn’t fucking question that more.

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u/Puzzled-Mirro Elsa Told Me I Probably Have Good Quality Intestines 1d ago

If Flugel is Subaru what is the point of having Reid at all. Wouldn't just that one puzzle be enough

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u/GuessInitial5775 Newbie 1d ago

Surprisingly, I don’t blame Subaru too much for this. In his defense, he doesn’t think like a normal human being at all; he is so traumatized that he is, for all intents and purposes, a highly functional psychopath whose primary goal is to protect his own life and his friends. Furthermore, it has been confirmed on several occasions that Subaru isn’t particularly ambitious—he has no desire to change the world or become a true hero. Those are just side effects; his actual objective is simply to live a long, happy life with the people he loves. I can understand why he’d prefer to stay as far away from all this nonsense as possible—especially given the rather unpleasant memories he has involving the Witches of Sin.

What I *do* blame are all the other characters—the ones supposedly much more intelligent than him—who just stand around while Subaru gives off tons of suspicious signals, yet they fail to react at all. Damn it, even the Witch Cult—in the current arc—is so unsettled by Subaru that they’re actively trying to assassinate him and destroy his reputation, precisely because they know there’s something very strange about him.

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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 Echidna Poured Me Tea—Now I’m Even Thirstier 23h ago

Smart people is humble. Know theres many resources a person can have other than inteligence. I won't say luck, but a persona can have the magnetism to make other do the needful. Or blind faith in himself and talent enough to pull small miracles. If you are intelligent and see somebody pulling that again and again, you respect that, even if you know that person is not smart. Not saying a smart person won't save a reserve somewhere for when everything falls apart.

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u/Al_Lightnin Anastasia Sold Me My Own Wallet (At a Markup) 1d ago

I think writers make protagonists like this because it'd break the story if they were ambitious on learning the lore of the world, same with Touma and his IB, please question your abilities more

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u/Albireo1510 I Tried to Comfort Subaru, He Started Crying About Bunnies 23h ago

*astronomy nerd 😄 The Orion constellation is not part of the zodiac, so nothing astrology related here

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u/CadmonIsFlugel Newbie 16h ago

Dammit, I litteraly checked the dictionary definition of astrology and astronomy while making this, because I wanted to make sure I used ASTRONOMY, the scientific one, not the fortune telling one. But I mixed them up anyway and wrote astrology somehow. 

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u/impulseandimpudence Newbie 8h ago

Dunno if this will help but the mnemonic I made for myself was astrology/mythology—ology is a story.

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u/StarNullify Newbie 1d ago

Subaru does literally say in season 3 episode 1 that flugel is probably from earth

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u/Jumpy_Lobster7716 Reinhard Defended My Honor (I Didn’t Have Any) 13h ago

He was talking about Alec not Flugel. Alec created those houses based on what Flugel told him.

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u/javev 🍏 Get Your Appas Here! Only 128 Copper Coins! 🍎 20h ago

But somehow also know the niche facts about stars and immediately noticed constellations

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u/Eltnumfan Newbie 1d ago

Julius " Have my babies Subaru"

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u/SlackerDaydream I Suppose, Therefore I Am 17h ago

it's just writer trick, make your mc act in certain way and every narative choices from there can be pick by reader as "understandable, he would do that, no need to questions, your story is infallible fr fr"

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u/Outrageous-Pitch-421 Newbie 9h ago

Hold up