Group Project actually made more sense

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[u/Fine_Foundation8943]

I want to believe there’s no child and it’s been a grift all along

[u/OddPassion4238 → u/Fine_Foundation8943]

That would be the best possible scenario here

[u/8lock8lock8aby → u/OddPassion4238]

Well it's the truth. She didn't have a baby. She posted pics "week post c section" & had no healing wound & just said she heals fast lol that's not how that works, a c section cuts through all you skin & muscle.

[u/Corfiz74 → u/8lock8lock8aby]

"They did it via laparoscopy - just four small incisions! They did have to cut the baby up to get it out through the small cuts, but hey, better than giving me a huge scar!"

[u/Hot_Addition_6980 → u/Corfiz74]

I know it is wrong to snortle (is that the word) a chuckle mixed with a snort... sound made while keeping coffee from coming out my nose. Anywho.... that was funny, even if the image is disturbing.

[u/RoundUnderstanding83 → u/Hot_Addition_6980]

I believe the word you are looking for is "chordle"

Edit : the word is Chortle not Chordle as pointed out by u/Corfiz74.

[u/Corfiz74 → u/RoundUnderstanding83]

^{I think it's actually spelled with a 't', not a 'd'.}

[u/RoundUnderstanding83 → u/Corfiz74]

You are 100% correct up edit it right now.

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Not sure why, but when I hear "chordle" I imagine a yodelling chuckle

[u/BigSkySoHigh63 → u/Hot_Addition_6980]

That’s correct.

[u/Spare-Set-8382 → u/RoundUnderstanding83]

I use snortle but I also like chordle but I feel like that is less snort and more laugh.

[u/Hot_Addition_6980 → u/Spare-Set-8382]

And if you laugh so hard that snot comes out??? A snottle

[u/Corfiz74 → u/Hot_Addition_6980]

"Snortle" needs to be a word!

[u/Warrior_king99 → u/Hot_Addition_6980]

Snuckle 🤔

[u/Hot_Addition_6980 → u/Warrior_king99]

He sat in the shadows, snuckling at their insolent defiance of sanity

[u/BigSkySoHigh63 → u/Hot_Addition_6980]

Was snortle a free game on PCs in the late 90s? What is this memory trying to come to the surface?

[u/Mekito_Fox → u/BigSkySoHigh63]

I think you are thinking of Snootz

[u/Ok_Cow_1541 → u/Corfiz74]

fucking hell

[u/selfinflatedforeskin → u/Corfiz74]

They just whizzed the baby up inside with a wand blender up her faff，then sucked the juice out through a straw. Not difficult.

[u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 → u/Corfiz74]

https://giphy.com/gifs/k7Xl4zZcZJODu

[u/Formally_Apologetic → u/Corfiz74]

Should've named the baby "Salsa"

[u/Professional-Gear88 → u/Corfiz74]

You’d still need a port for the endo bag. Which is a bit bigger incision

[u/BigSkySoHigh63 → u/Corfiz74]

They sewed the baby back together and she looks better honestly /s

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/r/woooosh

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Whereas cutting the baby up before delivering it is a common practice!

[u/faustianBM → u/FWFriends]

"C-section??"

"No... Dis-section."