r/SipsTea • • 24d ago

WTF Group Project actually made more sense

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 24d ago

I'm embarrassed for everyone involved. Especially, that child.

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 24d ago

I want to believe there’s no child and it’s been a grift all along

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u/OddPassion4238 24d ago

That would be the best possible scenario here

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u/8lock8lock8aby 24d ago

Well it's the truth. She didn't have a baby. She posted pics "week post c section" & had no healing wound & just said she heals fast lol that's not how that works, a c section cuts through all you skin & muscle.

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u/Corfiz74 23d ago

"They did it via laparoscopy - just four small incisions! They did have to cut the baby up to get it out through the small cuts, but hey, better than giving me a huge scar!"

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 23d ago

I know it is wrong to snortle (is that the word) a chuckle mixed with a snort... sound made while keeping coffee from coming out my nose. Anywho.... that was funny, even if the image is disturbing.

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u/RoundUnderstanding83 23d ago edited 23d ago

I believe the word you are looking for is "chordle"

Edit : the word is Chortle not Chordle as pointed out by u/Corfiz74.

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u/Corfiz74 23d ago

I think it's actually spelled with a 't', not a 'd'.

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u/RoundUnderstanding83 23d ago

You are 100% correct up edit it right now.

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 23d ago

Not sure why, but when I hear "chordle" I imagine a yodelling chuckle

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 23d ago

That’s correct.

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u/Spare-Set-8382 23d ago

I use snortle but I also like chordle but I feel like that is less snort and more laugh.

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 23d ago

And if you laugh so hard that snot comes out??? A snottle

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u/Corfiz74 23d ago

"Snortle" needs to be a word!

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u/Warrior_king99 22d ago

Snuckle 🤔

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 22d ago

He sat in the shadows, snuckling at their insolent defiance of sanity

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 23d ago

Was snortle a free game on PCs in the late 90s? What is this memory trying to come to the surface?

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u/Mekito_Fox 21d ago

I think you are thinking of Snootz

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u/Ok_Cow_1541 23d ago

fucking hell

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u/selfinflatedforeskin 23d ago

They just whizzed the baby up inside with a wand blender up her faff,then sucked the juice out through a straw. Not difficult.

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u/Formally_Apologetic 23d ago

Should've named the baby "Salsa"

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u/Professional-Gear88 23d ago

You’d still need a port for the endo bag. Which is a bit bigger incision

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 23d ago

They sewed the baby back together and she looks better honestly /s

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u/FWFriends 23d ago

Whereas cutting the baby up before delivering it is a common practice!

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u/faustianBM 23d ago

"C-section??"

"No... Dis-section."

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u/Electrical_Emu4792 24d ago

Wait she’s already “had” the kid and is now asking for donations on names?

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u/indignantfieldmouse 23d ago

Lol a C-section would still create a smaller opening than her natural birth canal at this point!

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u/butters991 23d ago

Yeah but natural birth would be like the babies first slip n slide

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u/Heartage 21d ago

^ This guy above me has no idea how vaginas work.

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u/indignantfieldmouse 19d ago

Oh I do, was just a jestful jibeat her extremely abnormal "traffic" volumes. 😅

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u/Heartage 19d ago

I think "jokes" that perpetuate a hurtful, sexist, and false belief aren't very fun, but maybe that's just me.

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u/indignantfieldmouse 17d ago

While I agree with that sentiment in general...In this case and in the context of what she has been doing for "likes" on a public platform ...she's "earned" any jokes about her actions.

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u/Deviantdefective 23d ago

She did have a baby as the police got involved due to concerns regarding the babies safety.

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u/Wardogs96 23d ago

Da fuq? It hasnt even been 9 months has it? Plus i haven't seen any pictures or evidence she delivered.

As fucked up as this sounds, i hope this is a con otherwise shes incredibly mentally ill. Also shes not even that attractive.

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u/Randym1982 24d ago

Kind of hard to fake a pregnancy belly and lactating breasts Which she showed on some other sites.

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u/catslugs 23d ago

Oh you can fake a lot. Look into laura owens , she faked a pregnancy without even having sex lol

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u/NeevBunny 23d ago

Yeah but with her everyone knew she was lying and were just waiting for the fake miscarriage they assumed she was building up to for more attention.

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u/debeatup 23d ago

I watch a ton of Trans porn and they can lactate

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u/HealthyMaximum 23d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 23d ago

Checking in on this thread - 19 hours later - and everything is in here.

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u/LolaAucoin 23d ago

Have you never seen a movie with FX makeup?

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u/Randym1982 23d ago

No sir, every film I’ve seen. I believe is 100% real. Robert Downy Jr is really Iron Man and Dr.Doom.

If she’s faking the whole con for clout and money, she’s going all in on it. (much the 1k dudes who filled her up like a crispy cream). It’s one helluva a long game that it makes me wonder if the money is even real either.

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u/Least-Spare 22d ago

…Hilaria Baldwin enters the chat with her overshare of fake breastfeeding porn.

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u/KatefromtheHudd 23d ago

I thought it was fake too but then she did a golden shower instead of baby shower that was filmed. Surely that would have shown a fake bump?

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u/ath20 23d ago

Thank you for this. I would feel so much better knowing there actually isn’t a baby, and she’s just pocketing money.

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u/InflatableSexBeast 23d ago

I’m amazed she had a C-Section. That kid could have just bungee jumped out of her flange when the time was right.

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u/Stickytin 24d ago

There are videos of here lactating, i dont't think you can fake that as far as i know.

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u/wimpymist 24d ago

I mean you 100% can. Dudes can make themselves lactate

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u/HealthyMaximum 23d ago

Came to make sure this thread has all the required elements.

Thank you.

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u/Stickytin 24d ago

wait what

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u/front-wipers-unite 23d ago

Infinite milk for your cereal glitch.

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 23d ago

Why do u have this knowledge

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u/Sensitive_Pilot3689 23d ago

You don’t bro?

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u/sljc892 24d ago

Really??

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u/Logen-Grimlock 23d ago

You can milk anything with nipples

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u/Key-Drink8649 23d ago

I got nipples Grim, can you milk me?

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u/Mha40K 23d ago

Hunted for this one

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u/Longjumping_Oven3148 23d ago

You can. There are specific drugs that induce lactation

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u/Dull_Quit3027 23d ago

My sweet summer child

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u/olavee 23d ago

You can induce lactation

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u/weakimberly 21d ago

Ohhhh you can fake it

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 23d ago

My daughter was born by C-section in 2009 and you can definitely still see the scar lol

That Bonnie Blue chick is sooooo ugly lol how does someone as ugly as her become a millionaire selling sex. I just don't want to be on this planet anymore please god take me away!

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u/ofirkedar 23d ago

I guess some people had a crush on their sisters' Barbies and never got over it

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 23d ago

With all the millions of flawless looking chicks making porn out there I don't know how anybody could throw this chick any money at all.

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u/Public-Guidance-9560 23d ago

Yeah if you have a c section don't you basically need to be doing very little in the way of movement for like 8 weeks? Like you can't even get off heavy painkillers or even do basic stuff like driving or lifting things for 2-3weeks!

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u/Thisisjustatribute8 23d ago

I wouldn't have thought she would need a c-section

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u/AnalIsLife69 23d ago

Cause she has a lot of sex? I don’t think you understand the reasons why caesareans are sometimes necessary

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u/MasterOfBothWorlds7 24d ago

That would be the best scenario here, but good things don't happen to a guy named betbolt..

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u/Minilub 24d ago

I both cried and laughed at your comment…

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u/red286 24d ago

Pretty sure it's all fake.

There are pictures of her "getting an ultrasound" surrounded by "doctors" who look like fucking roadmen wearing balaclavas and shirts that say "NOT THE NHS".

It's straight out of mid-00s porn. Wouldn't surprise me if Johnny Sins was her OB-GYN.

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u/BraveSirGaz 23d ago

Has she even shown a proper picture of the baby where its undeniably real?

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u/monsterinsideyou 24d ago

lol not johnny sins

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u/red286 24d ago

That's Dr. Johnny Sins to you.

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u/VishieMagic 23d ago

My preread thought you're making some silly 'ultrasurrounded' pun haha

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u/Tall-Explorer9239 24d ago

There are videos of her doing gangbangs and other things that were filmed while she was pregnant. So it's not fake.

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u/f4cev4lue 24d ago

A practical effects makeup student can make a convincing prosthetic stomach their third week at school.

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u/Tall-Explorer9239 24d ago

That keeps intact throughout 1hour long intense gangbangs? Very impressive then

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u/throwawayburner2424 23d ago

They keep intact throughout multi hour film sessions for movies and movement and fight scenes and things of that nature. You're acting like it's impossible when it's not. Like realistic prosthetics that stay attached have been a thing for decades now and only continue to get better and better.

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u/nelarose 21d ago

This is encouraging. I've been feeling so horrible for just hearing about a baby being in that situation. If there's a good chance this is fake I'd be so relieved.

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u/throwawayburner2424 21d ago

All I'm saying is that the technology is there. I'd love for it to be fake too, but I also don't pay enough attention to her to formulate an opinion and speak on what I believe definitively. I'm just saying the person I replied to made it sound like we don't have the resources to pull off realistic prosthetics that can endure a lot of different types of "abuse" for lack of a better word, when we absolutely can. So have hope soldier! It wouldn't surprise me in the least if this was ALL just a marketing ploy because that's the type of woman she seems to be.

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u/nelarose 21d ago

Your word in God's ear, my dude 🙏

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u/f4cev4lue 23d ago

Yes, then while filming you add on trick angles and lighting. It's super basic stuff that someone with her money and crew can access easily.

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u/BaconWithBaking 24d ago

Oh no....

Genuinely, does the child not have a say in this at all. Like it's one thing being the child of a porn star, but having video of your mom getting railed by 6 black dudes while you're rolling around in her belly is just too much.

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u/throwawayburner2424 23d ago

I mean before that she was literally fucking over a thousand men consecutively within 24 hours

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u/Rebelius 23d ago

No. It's her body.

It's all about as real as pro wrestling though.

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u/Worried_Attempt_3302 24d ago

Pretty sure it's real and people want so badly to believe its fake.

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u/Worried_Attempt_3302 22d ago

Why does she need to have healed from the c-section? You don't think someone as sick as her would go back to work with a little wound? She loves her work, she wouldn't let the healing process stop her from loving her job. The baby paid for the repair alright, and alot more.

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u/YESimaMASSHOLE 23d ago

Not Dick Dabone? Or Lex steel?

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u/LaIndiaDeAzucar 24d ago

I can see the argument that Bonnie Blue is a character/persona, therefore none of this is real except for the times she did porn. Kind of like how an actor sometimes does their own stunts, Bonnie does her own stunts too. Like, she’s just portraying a character, she’s an actress, none of this is real. What she is doing is just ragebait to get people to talk about her. Maybe the baby isnt real either and she faked the pregnancy, ie acted as a pregnant woman who then gave birth. There are websites where you can buy prosthetics related to pregnancy.

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u/N3ptuneflyer 23d ago

My theory is she got pregnant by a secret boyfriend and used the opportunity to fake a conception gang bang

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u/adumbswiftie 24d ago

there isn’t. she posted “the baby” and it’s clearly a doll. not sure why so many people are still so invested in this woman, she’s just ragebait

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u/pigbearwolfguy 24d ago

Like Mae Young and Mark Henry's hand?

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u/O_o-buba-o_O 24d ago

100% wouldn't be surprised.

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u/No_Society5256 24d ago

I pray that this is true

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u/ADingoStoleMyLSD 23d ago

The only time a fake pregnancy would be acceptable.

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u/Jadithslimrivven 23d ago

A relief? Yes Best possible outcome? Yes

Acceptable? Still no

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u/SpecialFederal9452 23d ago

Maybe some form of money laundering?

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u/rugbroed 23d ago

That would be considered fraud.

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u/cactusplants 23d ago

Well, at least the taxman is getting a good payday.

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u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 23d ago

Maybe it's a "fur-baby".

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u/bigdickmidgetpony 23d ago

Or maybe a gift all along, to her

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u/raven00x 23d ago

given her profession, whether or not there's a child is going to become apparent real fast.

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u/annoying-and 22d ago

I’m going to choose that this is the case for my mental health