r/SipsTea • u/Secret-Ad-5777 • 16d ago

Lmao gottem Party Foul

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u/linklen2000 16d ago

It's crazy to think that we all have to do this at some point in our lives

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u/DesperateComposer848 16d ago

We all have to kill our friends because our balls touched during a threesome?

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u/Dark_Focus 15d ago

Remove the question mark.

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u/Meatingpeople 15d ago

! And ? Being right next to each other on my phone keyboard has caused that problem more than once.

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u/PTSD1983 15d ago

So your ! & ? touched?

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u/Meatingpeople 15d ago

Yeah I don't have one of those crooked ! Anymore, the ! killed it I think.

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u/28klotlucas2 15d ago

You haven't yet????

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u/DesperateComposer848 15d ago

When our balls touched I just took it like a man as a necessary sacrifice for the girl to enjoy herself

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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago

Wait, there was a girl involved with yours???

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 15d ago

This is getting more and more layered

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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago

It goes 7 layers deep

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u/Stealth_Tek 15d ago

Just 2 for me

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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago

Sorry I don't make the rules, nor do I enforce them! Bubba will be along for that later

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u/Big_Dragonfly_9153 15d ago

Like a good bean dip?

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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago

Like the best bean dip

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u/DesperateComposer848 15d ago

Yeah it was a birthday present

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u/milk4all 15d ago

I hate it when i 3some with 2 women and our balls touch

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u/Watermelon_monster 15d ago

In thailand?

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u/MissAmberR 15d ago

I thought that was just part of the fun and you were supposed to touch balls

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u/JeromeBarkly 15d ago

Got mine done last weekend. Honestly a huge weight off my balls.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 15d ago

My grandfather told me when I was just 5 years old that one day I too would have to do this to become a man.

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u/markfuckinstambaugh 15d ago

How else would men die, otherwise? Nants ingonyama. 

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u/Metals4J 16d ago

Sigh. It’s truly inevitable. The curse of the human condition, really.

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u/meast123 15d ago

Yes exactly. This guy gets it

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u/IDoubtYouGetIt 15d ago

I was wondering the same thing.

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u/swagonflyyyy 15d ago

Tough each others' balls during a threesome?

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u/BotherTight618 15d ago

If the balls touch that means he gay and just found his male lover with a woman. Dude, couldnt handle the betrayal. 

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u/LifeTie800 15d ago

A lot of people fall into the trap of having to kill friends because our balls touched during a threesome because they simply forget to say 2 simple words.

No Homo.

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u/MaxxDash 15d ago

His friend made the mistake of bottoming out on him.

Go deep in your homie and do you think will happen?

With a homophobic friend you go just-the-tip.

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u/Wild-Head-8326 15d ago

Do what??? Kill somebody 🤔

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u/Enlightarded0 15d ago

There can be only one 

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u/LIONLDN 15d ago

All have to do what? 👁️👁️

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/bajsfittor 15d ago

"at some pointS"

FTFY

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u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 12d ago

Just part of growing up.

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u/YonderWindow364 16d ago

is this a reference to some specific joke? if so can you please explain?

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u/LuckyCod2887 16d ago

have a threesome or murder someone for being gay?

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u/LouieMumford 15d ago

He didn’t murder him for being gay. He murdered him because their balls touched during a threesome. I swear, reading comprehension is really going down the shitter.

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u/LuckyCod2887 15d ago

you have an incomplete sentence. How how you taking a shit on me?

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u/completelypositive 15d ago

What are you an Indian asking a question?

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u/LouieMumford 15d ago

That’s up to you?

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u/Ghostdusterr 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/A928XcIImHJAc

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u/Canadian-Cornbread 15d ago

I would gladly do a threesome with Malcolm Reynolds, but balls touch, one of us is dead