r/SipsTea • • 15d ago

Lmao gottem Party Foul

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u/NOS4A2-753 15d ago

didn't he know he could say "no homo"

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u/reticulatedtampon 15d ago

no homocide

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u/Crazy_Stable1731 15d ago

Some people can get a little nuts when you question their sexual orientation.

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u/Salty-University-846 15d ago

Don’t let it taint your judgement.

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u/TheresNoHurry 15d ago

It was a real balls-up

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u/Crazy_Stable1731 15d ago

What can you do? Things just get a little hard, sometimes.

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u/ICUMF1962 15d ago

It’s not that (balls) deep, bro

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u/Crypticcrypto 15d ago

Threesomes, like Icebergs can be deceiving when it comes to depth. They are hard, as crazy_stable pointed out, but typically you are dealing with just the tip until it is too late.

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u/AdamAlmighty 15d ago

Penis...that's all I got

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u/jamwin 15d ago

you shoud be sacked

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u/LIONLDN 15d ago

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u/Due_Passenger9411 15d ago

Fuckin perf..just snorted next to my sleeping girl would rather not have to attempt an explain on this one esp bc she's not hella hip to the world wide web

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u/M27fiscojr 15d ago

Bros don't touch scros.

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u/WifeGivingMeSideEyes 15d ago

Yeah but if you touch sac then you must attack.

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u/PantherThing 15d ago

If you make contact mid thrust, then murder you must

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u/DoubleGoon 15d ago

On who’s authority?!

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 15d ago

You need better bros bro

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u/Beelzebot_666 15d ago

Way too insecure. If you can't touch your own balls against your friend's balls, who's testicles can you even touch with yours? Pity.

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u/BasementElf1121 15d ago

This means they are secretly gay and might not even know it.

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u/SoyBean92 15d ago

Probably best to not fuck with dudes then. How can some be that homophobic and think this is a good idea?

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u/hoople217 15d ago

he went ball-istic

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 15d ago

It was just a case of Eiffoul play

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u/Shoe1314 15d ago

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u/Danilo-11 15d ago

Now we can say: “my eyes are up here”

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u/ShaNaNaNa666 15d ago

They should start to make pants and shorts that can show testicle cleavage.

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u/IckySmell 15d ago

Yo now I can sit on the toilet without fear

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u/DelcoUnited 15d ago

Now we can say: “my eyes are eye is up here”

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u/lorkdubo 15d ago

They lost the marketing angle. It should be called Testi-bruh

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u/Appropriate_Edge5195 15d ago

Just for context: It was invented by Sacha Baron Cohen!

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u/theycanttell 15d ago

I'm so glad I don't have balls anymore.

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u/EffectiveTradition53 15d ago

So somewhere out there is some dude with his balls in an actual sling...shut it all down.

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u/Dirk_Kailis 15d ago

No. It’s not gay if your balls don’t touch.

Their balls touched.

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u/External-Dude779 15d ago

Yes but it was a threeway and it's not gay in a threeway so....

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u/Wolff_Hound 15d ago

We don't know the gender of the third one now, do we?

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u/Adent_Frecca 15d ago

Why didn't they just say No Homo before doing it

People not wearing protections and be surprised when shit happens

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u/TheNegativePhoenix 15d ago

I thought it was gay only if the tips touched 

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 15d ago

No it’s only gay if you dock

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u/revacholsfinest 15d ago

He did but his friend countered with “ultra homo” and there was no coming back from that

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u/Frosty558 15d ago

It’s not gay in a three way, when there’s a girl in between there’s a little leeway.

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u/whatsthataboutguy 15d ago

Gotta say it before

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u/NOS4A2-753 15d ago

no just like when you drop a cookie you have 3 seconds to say it

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u/Opening-Resist-2430 15d ago

What did the third guy do?

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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago

He said no homo before the two other guys started putting their dicks in him at the same time so he was safe. The inconsideration of some people not to say no homo before your bros start playing 'how many dicks can we fit in each other at the same time' is crazy these days. Everyone always used to start with a chorus of no homos in my time.

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u/youburyitidigitup 15d ago

A chorus? Like a harmonious chord? What a great way to start an orgy.

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u/anoppe 15d ago

No, a homogenous chord.

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u/Agile-Committee3594 15d ago

He was sword fighting with the fourth guy. ⚔️

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u/sphinxorosi 15d ago

He touched balls and the first thing he does is guarantee himself the next decade will be served at an all you can eat balls buffet?

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u/Cybermeld 15d ago

Maybe it was by design.

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u/kewe316 15d ago

He liked it, instantly got addicted, and took quick action to get it all the time. 🤔

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u/LIONLDN 15d ago

Booty Warrior style 🧼

IYKYK 😅

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u/rockomeyers 15d ago

He touched a ball and he liked it.

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u/mailmann006 15d ago

🎶Taste of his chewy nutsack🎶

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u/ExiledJasonx 15d ago

All you can eat balls buffet is CRAZY 😂

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u/134608642 15d ago

Nothing can stop him from what he wants. You got to respect his determination for siezing his desires if not his methods.

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u/Batfinklestein 15d ago

With nothing butt time to relive the feeling of his scrotum sliding along his now dead mates scrotum.

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u/CosmicSlop13 15d ago

No need for the question mark. This guy only thinks in 1 step at a time.

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u/Relative_Maize_957 15d ago

My boy just had to say no homo and this wouldn't have happened.

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u/Stricken_Conscience 15d ago

that's the kind of sex education they ought to be teaching in school (i.e. practical life skills)

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u/khizoa 15d ago

Teacher: "And when both of the males' testicles make contact, what should they say to avoid sinning?" 

The entire class: "no homo" 

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u/roll-_-ller 15d ago edited 15d ago

“No homo” would not have worked in this instance. Homeboy Curtis Mayfield was enraged after he yelled switch when they were doubling a girl. On the switch, their balls grazed, he went bezerk and shot his buddy dead. No remorse. Here’s an excerpt from article dated Jan. 2, 2016.

Curtis Mayfield murdered his best friend after an incident involving him, one of his friends and Laquifa Thompson.

According to Urban Leak, Laquifa and the two men were in the middle of having a threesome when Curtis told his friend it was time to switch postions:
“I yelled switch, you know from mouth to butt, he went left when he should’ve went right and next thing you know we ball to ball”
Curtis was so enraged by what happened he grabbed his gun and shot his friend while screaming out “I ain’t with that gay shit”Curtis feels no remorse on the death of his “friend” and claims
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“It was his fault, if he would’ve never touched my balls he would still be alive”

That’s some cold blooded shit there.

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u/Typical-Form-6502 15d ago

“The story linking legendary soul musician  Curtis Mayfield to a woman named Laquifa Thompson is  an  entirely fabricated internet hoax. [ 1] The rumor originated from a satirical or fake news website called  Urban Leak, which published a fictional and crude story claiming that Mayfield killed a friend during a threesome involving "Laquifa Thompson". [ 1]”

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u/PeriodontosisSam 15d ago

I love Reddit. There is always a guy like you who knows the whole story. Thats why I dont believe anything and look for people like you in the comments

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u/Deftly_Flowing 15d ago

It's good Reddit hygiene to Google misc claims on this website cause a large portion is made up bullshit.

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u/mwilkens 15d ago

If you couldn't tell that story was bs after reading it then you really need to work on your critical thinking skills.

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u/PantherThing 15d ago

Damn. I was sure "La-queef-a" was a reliable source.

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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU 15d ago

Bro was so insecure he'd rather murder someone then simply laugh it off as an awkward accident during a threesome.

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u/Typical-Form-6502 15d ago

And you’re so gullible that you believe this is a real story 

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u/schw3inehund 15d ago

I feel the need to defend that person. Humanity is so fucked, up at this point there is almost nothing I can't imagine happening.

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u/MinimumCharacter3941 15d ago

It's not gay in a three-way

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u/Datsun_808 15d ago

It’s not gay if your beards don’t touch

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u/Meldanorama 15d ago

If theres only one woman youre sharing the same beard anyway?

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u/Meatingpeople 15d ago

I see nothing confirming that a woman was even involved

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u/stateoflove 15d ago

With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway

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u/Sloppykrab 15d ago

The areas grey, in a one two three-way.

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u/AARonFullStack 15d ago

The rule dates back to ancient Greece

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u/R0bbenz 15d ago

Talking about Cesar

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 15d ago

Helicopter Dick! Helicopter Dick!

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u/DetectiveChmpionFace 15d ago

It is if he made eye contact

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u/e4evie 15d ago

So afraid of being gay he chooses to go to the gayest place of all…prison

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u/Bitchfingers69 15d ago

His balls are going to be touched a lot in there

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u/-916Tips- 15d ago

He’s just mad he’s gay

If one is afraid of being gay, why choose objectively the gayest way to have sex with a woman, which is ALONG SIDE another man?

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u/tyrodos99 15d ago

What happens when he touches balls with another inmate there? And is it fine as long as the balls don’t touch?

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u/uwill1der 15d ago

This sub is so gullible

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u/According_Cat7955 15d ago

I hate these fake ass images with some bs story to get a reaction . Lots of times the person isn’t even real, just generic so gnerated

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u/uwill1der 15d ago

there are 3 real stories, but none involve friends or ball touching

1 a woman had a threesome with 2 men, then after, called her boyfriend and said she was raped. Her boyfriend found one guy and stabbed him to death

2 a couple found another guy to join, and then after their tryst the two men fought, when the boyfriend pulled out a gun and shot the other man. the conversation was never disclosed

3 a couple met man on a swingers website and set up a playdate. The man was upset the couple cut their tryst short and killed the boyfriend

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u/PseudoRacoon 15d ago

I hate woman playing the rape card to duck cheating wtf.

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u/BookAcceptable619 15d ago

Pure psychopaths.

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u/LIONLDN 15d ago

And they'll swear even with evidence that 😇:

https://giphy.com/gifs/CoejwVQBgdlKg

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u/kombatunit 15d ago

Get real, Batboy from Weekly World News verified this.

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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago

And it was confirmed further by butt_hugger_69 on 4chan, I just checked with him. If you can't trust butt_hugger_69 on 4chan then who can you trust?

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u/aNINETIEZkid 15d ago

so many redditors constantly clown on Facebook users for same thing and they're often just as bad if not worse

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u/juanjung 15d ago

What happened to the third dude, is he okay?

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u/PyroPirateS117 15d ago

Asking the real questions.

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u/ColdRainS126 15d ago

these fake story are dumb af and the idiots just spreads it like its real

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u/fuzzballz5 15d ago

All these jokes about this. Could you imagine being the guy getting killed? Everyone at your funeral? Can you believe he’s dead? Shit, you think he put his nuts on his chin or something? Nobody gets shot just nut touchin.

That would be the conversation. Awful.

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u/OpeningActivity 15d ago

... what's the rationale? what exactly changes if the person is dead?

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u/Ok-Perception-3129 15d ago

Killing someone really made it worse. I mean if he hadn't killed his buddy its a secret they could have taken to their graves. Now the whole world knows he had ball on ball action.

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u/ri89rc20 15d ago

It is the code.

Having a three-way? Good

Touching Balls, still OK

However, it requires you both immediately say "No-Homo"

The dude said the words, the other dude just smiled and kept silent.

Violate the code, pay the price. It is about honor.

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u/Agent10007 15d ago

My bet is something like "that motherfucker told me we would Bang a chick but he set me up to do gay shit with me" so he freaked out and the only way the street told him to deal with freaking out was killing, so he killed

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u/GentrifriesGuy Human Detected 15d ago

That’s called a homo-cide!
https://giphy.com/gifs/eyfmfTMgx5WYE

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u/Fighter_dog 15d ago

Plot twist: There were no females in that threesome.

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u/youburyitidigitup 15d ago

…..why do it in the first place then? This has to be fake

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u/v_e_x 15d ago

Are you telling me that a random image on the internet of someone's face with some text on it, can just be made-up, using some kind of software to copy and paste, and can be a total lie and fabrication? On reddit, of all places?

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u/Wizereaper 15d ago

Wtf they where ball brothers. That’s thicker than blood. That dudes going to hell.

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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 15d ago

Im totally sure this happened, yup no doubt

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u/No_Blackberry6525 15d ago

You mean a mug shot and random caption doesn’t immediately convince you?

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u/YoRHa11Z 15d ago

It's because he liked it, isn't it?

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u/Bookslutforsmut 15d ago

It's not gay in a three-way, with a girl in the middle there's some leeway....

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 15d ago

The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way

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u/endless_hue 15d ago

Masculinity doesn’t get anymore fragile than that.

Like how or why did he even agree to a threesome if you’re that fragile???

Or maybe he’s another extremely violent closet case.

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u/Cebuanolearner 15d ago

Dude in the middle felt weird when the other 2 started fighting 

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u/Beautiful-Hotel-3094 15d ago

Plottwist, they were all men

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 15d ago

What did the third guy do

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u/linklen2000 15d ago

It's crazy to think that we all have to do this at some point in our lives

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u/DesperateComposer848 15d ago

We all have to kill our friends because our balls touched during a threesome?

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u/Dark_Focus 15d ago

Remove the question mark.

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u/28klotlucas2 15d ago

You haven't yet????

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u/DesperateComposer848 15d ago

When our balls touched I just took it like a man as a necessary sacrifice for the girl to enjoy herself

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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago

Wait, there was a girl involved with yours???

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 15d ago

This is getting more and more layered

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u/SmoovCatto 15d ago

that's the fun of DP though -- rub up on your homie's nuts and willy but it's ok cuz you're tight up in a pussy together 🤣

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u/JuanSolo_I 15d ago

What happend to the third guy???

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u/i_have_small_pipi 15d ago

He left after the balls touched cause he did not want to be surrounded by two homosexuals.

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u/SlippinOnBananaPeels 15d ago

Man's so uncultured he never heard of the Eiffel Tower

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u/CarpenterOverall2590 15d ago

Why do I believe that this happened in Florida?

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u/CompetitiveHelp5305 15d ago

Hello, I'm from Florida, the best way to determine if it was from Florida is how he killed his friend.

With a gun? Florida. With a knife? Not Florida. If he bit off his friend's testicles which caused him to get more angry because his friend's testicles were in his mouth? Florida.

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u/banned_account69 15d ago

Bro knew the risks. Comes with the territory

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u/jose_elan 15d ago

There’s more to this story than meets the balls. .

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u/Amschock 15d ago

It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch

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u/LostPilgrim_ 15d ago

Thats pretty gay that he killed his friend.

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 15d ago

It's ok when it's in a 3-way

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u/DifficultAd3885 15d ago

Did the guy not say “no homo”?

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u/nitram343 15d ago

The third man is still in shock

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u/N_Associated 15d ago

I wonder how. Like was it 2 dicks, one mouth?
Nah it can’t be, then the 2 dicks would touch, not just the balls. Maybe she was sitting on dude ones dick and dude 2 was hittin it with her legs on his shoulders…

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u/The_Hamster_Shagger 15d ago

I guess he wouldn't be up for a sword fight for who goes where, would he?

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u/FavoriteCupOfJAVA 15d ago

Unfortunately, the balls touched so it was gay

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u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam 15d ago

Cornell material

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u/JVints 15d ago

YALL DIDNT WEAR SOCKS?!?!

Amateurs!

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u/BigMack6911 15d ago

Well when hes in prison, he gonna be REALLY mad when all these balls hit his

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u/Vegetable-Walrus-246 15d ago

Don’t do it with 2 other guys if you don’t want balls to touch.

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u/Vuffy_ 15d ago

It's funny that I see Poke balls ad in this thread.

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u/StolenPies 15d ago

Source is always "pls trust"

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u/Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld 15d ago

Not a fan of mixed nuts

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u/Stunning-Product-588 15d ago

Hmm, did some deep seated feelings get triggered, hmm?

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u/Independent-smog 15d ago

At least now he's in a gayer place. Aka prison.

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u/Fickle_Direction1591 15d ago edited 15d ago

How can you be that insecure.

Well that seems fake news anyway

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u/charmio68 15d ago

No such murder ever took place.
The claim comes from an old internet satire and hoax article first published around 2018. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/03/fake-news-man-kills-his-best-friend-after-their-balls-touched-during-threesome.html

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u/MisterMysterios 15d ago edited 15d ago

Glad this didn't happen to me. I didn't touch balls with any of the two other guys in my last threesome. So, no gay, right?

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u/third-tour-dad 15d ago

Balls touching in a 3some thats sackrilegious

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u/Firm_Video_2932 15d ago

That's just nutz!

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u/TheRealDylanTobak 15d ago

I was banging my friend's side piece doggy style while he was under her licking her clit. I had to hold my nut sack out of the way with one hand so it wouldn't slap him in the face.

We're still friends. That was at least 10 years ago.

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u/andareev 15d ago

I thought this was Tiger Woods mugshot at first glance

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u/Odd-Guard-2533 15d ago

Doesn’t he know that it’s not gay if it’s a three way? Might have saved his friends life.

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u/alilee1998 15d ago

So if me and two of my homies have a threeway it wouldn't be gay? Good to know

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u/BoogeryNose 15d ago

It was a 3 dude 3some

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u/Fierro_nights 15d ago

Going over the comments and all.

It’s a conversation piece.