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u/NOS4A2-753 15d ago
didn't he know he could say "no homo"
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u/reticulatedtampon 15d ago
no homocide
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u/Crazy_Stable1731 15d ago
Some people can get a little nuts when you question their sexual orientation.
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u/Salty-University-846 15d ago
Don’t let it taint your judgement.
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u/TheresNoHurry 15d ago
It was a real balls-up
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u/Crazy_Stable1731 15d ago
What can you do? Things just get a little hard, sometimes.
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u/ICUMF1962 15d ago
It’s not that (balls) deep, bro
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u/Crypticcrypto 15d ago
Threesomes, like Icebergs can be deceiving when it comes to depth. They are hard, as crazy_stable pointed out, but typically you are dealing with just the tip until it is too late.
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u/Due_Passenger9411 15d ago
Fuckin perf..just snorted next to my sleeping girl would rather not have to attempt an explain on this one esp bc she's not hella hip to the world wide web
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u/M27fiscojr 15d ago
Bros don't touch scros.
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u/WifeGivingMeSideEyes 15d ago
Yeah but if you touch sac then you must attack.
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u/Beelzebot_666 15d ago
Way too insecure. If you can't touch your own balls against your friend's balls, who's testicles can you even touch with yours? Pity.
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u/SoyBean92 15d ago
Probably best to not fuck with dudes then. How can some be that homophobic and think this is a good idea?
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u/Danilo-11 15d ago
Now we can say: “my eyes are up here”
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u/ShaNaNaNa666 15d ago
They should start to make pants and shorts that can show testicle cleavage.
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u/Appropriate_Edge5195 15d ago
Just for context: It was invented by Sacha Baron Cohen!
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u/EffectiveTradition53 15d ago
So somewhere out there is some dude with his balls in an actual sling...shut it all down.
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u/Dirk_Kailis 15d ago
No. It’s not gay if your balls don’t touch.
Their balls touched.
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u/External-Dude779 15d ago
Yes but it was a threeway and it's not gay in a threeway so....
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u/Adent_Frecca 15d ago
Why didn't they just say No Homo before doing it
People not wearing protections and be surprised when shit happens
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u/revacholsfinest 15d ago
He did but his friend countered with “ultra homo” and there was no coming back from that
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u/Frosty558 15d ago
It’s not gay in a three way, when there’s a girl in between there’s a little leeway.
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u/Opening-Resist-2430 15d ago
What did the third guy do?
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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago
He said no homo before the two other guys started putting their dicks in him at the same time so he was safe. The inconsideration of some people not to say no homo before your bros start playing 'how many dicks can we fit in each other at the same time' is crazy these days. Everyone always used to start with a chorus of no homos in my time.
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u/youburyitidigitup 15d ago
A chorus? Like a harmonious chord? What a great way to start an orgy.
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u/sphinxorosi 15d ago
He touched balls and the first thing he does is guarantee himself the next decade will be served at an all you can eat balls buffet?
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u/Cybermeld 15d ago
Maybe it was by design.
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u/kewe316 15d ago
He liked it, instantly got addicted, and took quick action to get it all the time. 🤔
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u/134608642 15d ago
Nothing can stop him from what he wants. You got to respect his determination for siezing his desires if not his methods.
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u/Batfinklestein 15d ago
With nothing butt time to relive the feeling of his scrotum sliding along his now dead mates scrotum.
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u/Relative_Maize_957 15d ago
My boy just had to say no homo and this wouldn't have happened.
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u/Stricken_Conscience 15d ago
that's the kind of sex education they ought to be teaching in school (i.e. practical life skills)
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u/khizoa 15d ago
Teacher: "And when both of the males' testicles make contact, what should they say to avoid sinning?"
The entire class: "no homo"
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u/roll-_-ller 15d ago edited 15d ago
“No homo” would not have worked in this instance. Homeboy Curtis Mayfield was enraged after he yelled switch when they were doubling a girl. On the switch, their balls grazed, he went bezerk and shot his buddy dead. No remorse. Here’s an excerpt from article dated Jan. 2, 2016.
Curtis Mayfield murdered his best friend after an incident involving him, one of his friends and Laquifa Thompson.
According to Urban Leak, Laquifa and the two men were in the middle of having a threesome when Curtis told his friend it was time to switch postions:
“I yelled switch, you know from mouth to butt, he went left when he should’ve went right and next thing you know we ball to ball”
Curtis was so enraged by what happened he grabbed his gun and shot his friend while screaming out “I ain’t with that gay shit”Curtis feels no remorse on the death of his “friend” and claims
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“It was his fault, if he would’ve never touched my balls he would still be alive”That’s some cold blooded shit there.
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u/Typical-Form-6502 15d ago
“The story linking legendary soul musician Curtis Mayfield to a woman named Laquifa Thompson is an entirely fabricated internet hoax. [ 1] The rumor originated from a satirical or fake news website called Urban Leak, which published a fictional and crude story claiming that Mayfield killed a friend during a threesome involving "Laquifa Thompson". [ 1]”
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u/PeriodontosisSam 15d ago
I love Reddit. There is always a guy like you who knows the whole story. Thats why I dont believe anything and look for people like you in the comments
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u/Deftly_Flowing 15d ago
It's good Reddit hygiene to Google misc claims on this website cause a large portion is made up bullshit.
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u/mwilkens 15d ago
If you couldn't tell that story was bs after reading it then you really need to work on your critical thinking skills.
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u/Dm_me_im_bored-UnU 15d ago
Bro was so insecure he'd rather murder someone then simply laugh it off as an awkward accident during a threesome.
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u/Typical-Form-6502 15d ago
And you’re so gullible that you believe this is a real story
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u/schw3inehund 15d ago
I feel the need to defend that person. Humanity is so fucked, up at this point there is almost nothing I can't imagine happening.
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u/MinimumCharacter3941 15d ago
It's not gay in a three-way
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u/Datsun_808 15d ago
It’s not gay if your beards don’t touch
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u/stateoflove 15d ago
With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway
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u/Sloppykrab 15d ago
The areas grey, in a one two three-way.
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u/AARonFullStack 15d ago
The rule dates back to ancient Greece
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u/e4evie 15d ago
So afraid of being gay he chooses to go to the gayest place of all…prison
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u/-916Tips- 15d ago
He’s just mad he’s gay
If one is afraid of being gay, why choose objectively the gayest way to have sex with a woman, which is ALONG SIDE another man?
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u/tyrodos99 15d ago
What happens when he touches balls with another inmate there? And is it fine as long as the balls don’t touch?
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u/uwill1der 15d ago
This sub is so gullible
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u/According_Cat7955 15d ago
I hate these fake ass images with some bs story to get a reaction . Lots of times the person isn’t even real, just generic so gnerated
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u/uwill1der 15d ago
there are 3 real stories, but none involve friends or ball touching
1 a woman had a threesome with 2 men, then after, called her boyfriend and said she was raped. Her boyfriend found one guy and stabbed him to death
2 a couple found another guy to join, and then after their tryst the two men fought, when the boyfriend pulled out a gun and shot the other man. the conversation was never disclosed
3 a couple met man on a swingers website and set up a playdate. The man was upset the couple cut their tryst short and killed the boyfriend
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u/PseudoRacoon 15d ago
I hate woman playing the rape card to duck cheating wtf.
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u/BookAcceptable619 15d ago
Pure psychopaths.
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u/kombatunit 15d ago
Get real, Batboy from Weekly World News verified this.
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u/Few-Raise-1825 15d ago
And it was confirmed further by butt_hugger_69 on 4chan, I just checked with him. If you can't trust butt_hugger_69 on 4chan then who can you trust?
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u/aNINETIEZkid 15d ago
so many redditors constantly clown on Facebook users for same thing and they're often just as bad if not worse
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u/fuzzballz5 15d ago
All these jokes about this. Could you imagine being the guy getting killed? Everyone at your funeral? Can you believe he’s dead? Shit, you think he put his nuts on his chin or something? Nobody gets shot just nut touchin.
That would be the conversation. Awful.
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u/OpeningActivity 15d ago
... what's the rationale? what exactly changes if the person is dead?
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u/Ok-Perception-3129 15d ago
Killing someone really made it worse. I mean if he hadn't killed his buddy its a secret they could have taken to their graves. Now the whole world knows he had ball on ball action.
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u/ri89rc20 15d ago
It is the code.
Having a three-way? Good
Touching Balls, still OK
However, it requires you both immediately say "No-Homo"
The dude said the words, the other dude just smiled and kept silent.
Violate the code, pay the price. It is about honor.
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u/Agent10007 15d ago
My bet is something like "that motherfucker told me we would Bang a chick but he set me up to do gay shit with me" so he freaked out and the only way the street told him to deal with freaking out was killing, so he killed
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u/GentrifriesGuy Human Detected 15d ago
That’s called a homo-cide!
https://giphy.com/gifs/eyfmfTMgx5WYE
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u/thanos42 15d ago
This is why I don't.ess with group stuff.
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u/youburyitidigitup 15d ago
…..why do it in the first place then? This has to be fake
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u/v_e_x 15d ago
Are you telling me that a random image on the internet of someone's face with some text on it, can just be made-up, using some kind of software to copy and paste, and can be a total lie and fabrication? On reddit, of all places?
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u/Wizereaper 15d ago
Wtf they where ball brothers. That’s thicker than blood. That dudes going to hell.
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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 15d ago
Im totally sure this happened, yup no doubt
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u/No_Blackberry6525 15d ago
You mean a mug shot and random caption doesn’t immediately convince you?
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u/Bookslutforsmut 15d ago
It's not gay in a three-way, with a girl in the middle there's some leeway....
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u/endless_hue 15d ago
Masculinity doesn’t get anymore fragile than that.
Like how or why did he even agree to a threesome if you’re that fragile???
Or maybe he’s another extremely violent closet case.
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u/linklen2000 15d ago
It's crazy to think that we all have to do this at some point in our lives
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u/DesperateComposer848 15d ago
We all have to kill our friends because our balls touched during a threesome?
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u/28klotlucas2 15d ago
You haven't yet????
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u/DesperateComposer848 15d ago
When our balls touched I just took it like a man as a necessary sacrifice for the girl to enjoy herself
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u/SmoovCatto 15d ago
that's the fun of DP though -- rub up on your homie's nuts and willy but it's ok cuz you're tight up in a pussy together 🤣
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u/JuanSolo_I 15d ago
What happend to the third guy???
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u/i_have_small_pipi 15d ago
He left after the balls touched cause he did not want to be surrounded by two homosexuals.
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u/SlippinOnBananaPeels 15d ago
Man's so uncultured he never heard of the Eiffel Tower
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u/CarpenterOverall2590 15d ago
Why do I believe that this happened in Florida?
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u/CompetitiveHelp5305 15d ago
Hello, I'm from Florida, the best way to determine if it was from Florida is how he killed his friend.
With a gun? Florida. With a knife? Not Florida. If he bit off his friend's testicles which caused him to get more angry because his friend's testicles were in his mouth? Florida.
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u/N_Associated 15d ago
I wonder how. Like was it 2 dicks, one mouth?
Nah it can’t be, then the 2 dicks would touch, not just the balls. Maybe she was sitting on dude ones dick and dude 2 was hittin it with her legs on his shoulders…
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u/The_Hamster_Shagger 15d ago
I guess he wouldn't be up for a sword fight for who goes where, would he?
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u/Fickle_Direction1591 15d ago edited 15d ago
How can you be that insecure.
Well that seems fake news anyway
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u/charmio68 15d ago
No such murder ever took place.
The claim comes from an old internet satire and hoax article first published around 2018.
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/03/fake-news-man-kills-his-best-friend-after-their-balls-touched-during-threesome.html
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u/MisterMysterios 15d ago edited 15d ago
Glad this didn't happen to me. I didn't touch balls with any of the two other guys in my last threesome. So, no gay, right?
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u/TheRealDylanTobak 15d ago
I was banging my friend's side piece doggy style while he was under her licking her clit. I had to hold my nut sack out of the way with one hand so it wouldn't slap him in the face.
We're still friends. That was at least 10 years ago.
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u/Odd-Guard-2533 15d ago
Doesn’t he know that it’s not gay if it’s a three way? Might have saved his friends life.
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u/alilee1998 15d ago
So if me and two of my homies have a threeway it wouldn't be gay? Good to know
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