r/SipsTea • u/Secret-Ad-5777 • 16d ago

Lmao gottem Party Foul

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u/NOS4A2-753 16d ago

didn't he know he could say "no homo"

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u/reticulatedtampon 16d ago

no homocide

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u/Crazy_Stable1731 16d ago

Some people can get a little nuts when you question their sexual orientation.

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u/Salty-University-846 16d ago

Don’t let it taint your judgement.

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u/TheresNoHurry 16d ago

It was a real balls-up

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u/Crazy_Stable1731 15d ago

What can you do? Things just get a little hard, sometimes.

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u/ICUMF1962 15d ago

It’s not that (balls) deep, bro

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u/Crypticcrypto 15d ago

Threesomes, like Icebergs can be deceiving when it comes to depth. They are hard, as crazy_stable pointed out, but typically you are dealing with just the tip until it is too late.

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u/AdamAlmighty 15d ago

Penis...that's all I got

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u/jamwin 15d ago

you shoud be sacked

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u/general_mass_bias 15d ago

Ewww... Nuts!

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u/alphadragoon89 15d ago

You really cocked this one up

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u/ConstantinGB 15d ago

All of this could've been avoided if they just had the balls to stand by their true feelings.

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u/Flat_Tire_Again 15d ago

Maybe it was with 2 other guys….🧐

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u/Few-Condition-7431 15d ago

great value tiger woods is wild.

edit: no idea why the reply went here

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u/bigfatgrouchyasshole 15d ago

Cock-up. That’s the right term in this context.

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u/TheresNoHurry 15d ago

Bit of a dick-move imo

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u/bigfatgrouchyasshole 15d ago

You’re digging yourself into a hole there and you’re going to get into a lot of shit, dude. Be warned.

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u/LIONLDN 15d ago

👁️👁️

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/Due_Passenger9411 15d ago

Fuckin perf..just snorted next to my sleeping girl would rather not have to attempt an explain on this one esp bc she's not hella hip to the world wide web

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u/M27fiscojr 16d ago

Bros don't touch scros.

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u/WifeGivingMeSideEyes 16d ago

Yeah but if you touch sac then you must attack.

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u/Death_to_Stupidity 15d ago edited 15d ago

Was he throwing it back, sir?

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u/Street_Aide3852 15d ago

I can not attack

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u/PantherThing 15d ago

If you make contact mid thrust, then murder you must

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u/DoubleGoon 16d ago

On who’s authority?!

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 16d ago

You need better bros bro

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u/Beelzebot_666 16d ago

Way too insecure. If you can't touch your own balls against your friend's balls, who's testicles can you even touch with yours? Pity.

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u/BasementElf1121 16d ago

This means they are secretly gay and might not even know it.

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u/SoyBean92 15d ago

Probably best to not fuck with dudes then. How can some be that homophobic and think this is a good idea?

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u/Maniac_Vegetable 15d ago

He got more nuts than be bargained for and so did his friend

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u/getinshape2022 15d ago

Some people get nuts when their nuts touch each other

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u/Ash_Born_here 16d ago

I see what u did there

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 15d ago

Sounds like he got a little nuts and it went right to his head.