r/SipsTea • u/Secret-Ad-5777 • 16d ago

Lmao gottem Party Foul

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u/CarpenterOverall2590 15d ago

Why do I believe that this happened in Florida?

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u/CompetitiveHelp5305 15d ago

Hello, I'm from Florida, the best way to determine if it was from Florida is how he killed his friend.

With a gun? Florida. With a knife? Not Florida. If he bit off his friend's testicles which caused him to get more angry because his friend's testicles were in his mouth? Florida.

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u/GurProfessional9534 15d ago

I believe proper protocol says that in the third case you need to do a follow-up test to check if it was Germany.

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u/MyLawyerWroteThis 15d ago edited 15d ago

I heard that you could replace Bible passages with “A Florida man” and it would still check out, so like, “a Florida man gets mad because kids call him bald, summons two bears to maul 42 of them” or “a Florida man disguises himself as a prostitute, sleeps with his own daughter in law, then discovers she’s pregnant” is it true over there?

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u/MoveTheHeffalump 15d ago

🤣🤣🏆

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u/hroaks 15d ago

Why do you believe this? It never happened.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 15d ago

Because it's the only state with sunshine laws?

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u/Hopeful_Morning_469 15d ago

I was like “tiger woods did what???”