r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/Admirable-Interest49 1d ago

She speedran unemployment.

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u/oceanco1122 1d ago

Pretty sure if you have a high level gov job like that you get a pension and healthcare for life, but not sure if there’s a minimum period needed to work to qualify tho

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u/Clean_n_Proper 1d ago

You typically need a minimum and the % of your income is based on service years. For the city I work for 5 years minimum ~2% every year of service. At 5 days she’s entitled to nothing.

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u/KillerPinata 1d ago

For state of California to receive benefits it's 5 years

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u/Ok_Train2273 1d ago

No she speedran for Onlyfans.

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u/Chardan0001 1d ago edited 1d ago

And now she can't make her prior media appearances as a "lawyer" either. What an embarrassment

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u/makingnoise 1d ago

I am a lawyer and haven't thought about the meaning of the word in years. This scandal made me realize that at some point I had incorrectly started believing that "lawyer" was a term that could apply to someone who graduated from law school and didn't pass the bar exam, while "attorney" required you to be licensed.

I have no idea how I invented this entirely imaginary definitional paradigm. I think it had to do with the fact that several years ago I dated a law school graduate for a hot minute who had failed the bar twice and was studying for their 3d attempt, and I made up some bullshit to make herself feel better about her difficulty in taking the test.

TL/DR: This actual lawyer was reminded by this event that you have to pass the bar & be in good standing with them to call yourself a lawyer OR an attorney. Attorney and lawyer are 100% synonyms. Otherwise, you're just a "law school graduate" or a "holder of a J.D. degree" or if you want to be confusing and fancy, a "juris doctor".