r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/CrazyHorrsee 1d ago

Think they vetted her at all?

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u/Basic-Record-4750 1d ago

Petted yes. Vetted no

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u/ForsakenRelief309 22h ago

Bruh, gross. Accurate, 100%, but also very icky

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u/AntiFascistButterfly 20h ago

The beyond depressing thing is how beyond gross and icky this administration is. It’s not just filled with the Heritage Foundation, not just filled with the psycopathic Billionaires, it’s filled with the Epstein pedophile class who treat women the way they treat children. There are not enough vomit and crying emojis in the world

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u/ForsakenRelief309 16h ago

Couldn’t agree more

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u/sketchahedron 1d ago

They showed Trump a bunch of photos of various blonde women and he chose her.

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 1d ago

Picked the one that looks like Ivanka..

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u/ResponsiblePumpkin60 1d ago

So gross

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 1d ago

I mean, am I wrong here? Clearly, he has a type..

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u/ResponsiblePumpkin60 1d ago

I think he has said as much out loud

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 1d ago

Sure has. Ew.

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u/top_value7293 23h ago

You aren’t wrong at all

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u/UpstairsFinance9440 1d ago

It is the closest Trump can come to fucking himself.

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u/Freezerpill 1d ago

I think she was the winner of one of his beauty pageants years ago

I doubt she sounded intelligent there either

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u/Full-Attitude-476 14h ago

You mean she blew her way through 

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u/thewereotter 1d ago

I mean this is basically how he appointed every member at his cabinet, and not just the women. It's how Whiskey Pete got his job too

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u/stigma_wizard 1d ago

I know this is a joke, but part of me believes this is how it really happened.

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u/sketchahedron 1d ago

I’m not joking. I believe this literally happened. Or maybe they had to line up in bikinis.

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u/NJdestroyed 1d ago

I can only imagine this is exactly how it goes.

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u/cryptolyme 1d ago

She she looked the modt Russian

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u/plzicannothandleyou 1d ago

Guaranteed this happened

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u/Hphovercraft84 1d ago

I bet this is what literally happened.

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u/structee 1d ago

This isn't even a joke - that's exactly what I would bet on

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u/uvucydydy 1d ago

I fucking HATE that this is not out of the realm of possibility.

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 23h ago

Trump probably put the candidates through a battery of practical tests of their skills too.

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u/AntiFascistButterfly 20h ago

Too old. He likes them 13 years old. Which I can say freely and in great detail because he’s afraid of the DISCOVERY process in a libel trial.

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u/Objective-Result4465 22h ago

That's exactly it

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u/ahh_grasshopper 16h ago

Blond bimbos….

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 1d ago

Only person who was vetted was Matt Gaetz for attorney General then was swiftly removed when his sex trafficking allegations came to light.

That's when they stopped vetting and just started hiring anybody.

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u/DanDiggler69420 1d ago

Of course they did. Brought her on into a room with empty walls and a nice leathery black sofa to make sure she was comfortable and not nervous.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 1d ago

They vetted her.

Trump asked "is she blonde" and that was it, only question.

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u/Senior_League_436 1d ago

I’m sure under desk

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u/original_wolfhowell 1d ago

Of course. You don't really think it's a coincidence she looks like Ivanka when you squint do you?

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u/nolongerbanned99 1d ago

Nope. All on vibes. He thinks she has the looks and he prob accepted her answer at face value without checking when she said she was a lawyer. When the media asked that question he looked quite surprised bc he thought she was a lawyer just cause she said so.

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u/_HOG_ 1d ago

Blonde? Check.

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u/treeeelo 1d ago

Their version of vetting seems to just be looking at headshots

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u/tvtoms 1d ago

Sure.. is she blonde? Yes. She's hired.

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u/Educational-Fix5320 1d ago

Vetting process: Is she female? Is she somewhere between 15 and 30? Does she have blonde hair? hired...

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 1d ago

Trump wetted himself

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u/Other-Importance-214 1d ago

I'm not joking when I say that she strategically timed her TV appearances for when she knew Trump would be watching, and he picked her based on that.

That was the vetting. That was it.

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u/daisiesarepretty2 1d ago

i’m sure they vetted her

You saw the pictures of her in a bikini didn’t you?

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 1d ago

You mean asked Trump if he liked her yams? Probably.

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u/ViruliferousBadger 1d ago

You don’t need to get in a nepotism.

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u/kuedhel 1d ago

She is blond. dah.

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u/Fuster2 1d ago

They spoke to her hairdresser and were assured they could deliver the extensions every press conference. What more could they have done?!?

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u/NiceTuBeNice 1d ago

Qualifications: Pretty woman who worships Trump.

What more do you want?

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u/indysolo19 23h ago

It was a headshot.

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u/JohnMac67 23h ago

She met the minimum criteria of gargling on Trumps balls uninterrupted for 60 seconds

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u/fakenews_thankme 21h ago

I bet orange turd wet her in private.

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u/TheDigimonFan 9h ago

She worked for Newsmax, which is essentially a Trump propaganda machine. So someone knew her and suggested her probably.