r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/Cayumigaming 1d ago

WHAT IS A SCARAMUCCI

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u/Rumhamandpie 1d ago

2 Zacharias.

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u/tyranny_made_easy 1d ago

1 Dr Zaius

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u/AmyInCO 1d ago

Rock me, Dr. Zaius. 

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u/Interlopin 1d ago

Can I play the piano anymore?

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u/huggylove1 1d ago

Yes you can

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u/Interlopin 1d ago

Well I couldnt before!

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 1d ago

Help! The humans about to escape!

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u/Infinite_Dig3437 1d ago

Or 0.25 of a Liz truss

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u/rainorshinedogs 1d ago

Damn, I don't even see Burger King's with this fast of a turnover

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u/Sic_Semper_Tyrannis8 1d ago

How many Liz Truss lettuces is that?

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u/Bart_1980 1d ago

Even a tad more.

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u/BuckManscape 1d ago

In a trench coat. Scaramucci!

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u/BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD 1d ago

😂 Technically correct

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u/DonnieBallsack 1d ago

…if we’re going by metric.

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u/Southern_Loquat_4450 1d ago

11 - the number of days mooch held the job.

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u/ItalicsWhore 1d ago

She didn't even make it 1/2 a mooch!

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u/johnajh 1d ago

0.454 of a mooch

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u/YellojD 1d ago

HALF A SAC!

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u/notapunk 1d ago

WHY IS SCARAMUCCI

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u/PBandBABE 1d ago

No one ever asks, “How is Scaramucci?”

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u/YetiorNotHereICome 1d ago

Because nobody cares enough to think about him 😂

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u/Substantial_Force658 1d ago

He's raking it in as an investor and has a very successful podcast. He's worth listening to, especially as he sounds like he's always about to completely lose the plot and plunge off into some hyperbolic conspiracy fueled madness, only just kept under control by the ever patient Katty Kay.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 1d ago

I think he's doing fine these days last I heard.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

Half-A-Mooch, Half-A-Mooch, Now go look up Fandango!

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u/Wholagan619 1d ago

I’m just a poor boy

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u/efilnikcufecinasti 1d ago

No, we won't let you go!

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u/Syhkane 1d ago

NOBODY ASKS HOW IS SCARAMUCCI

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u/HotelOne 1d ago

I’m good, thanks…

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 1d ago

When is scarucci

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u/MGXFP 1d ago

Technically, it’s only 0.45 mooches.

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u/AltonBParker 1d ago

I'll do you one better...WHERE IS SCARAMUCCI?

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u/GirthFerguson69 1d ago

seriously though, WHERE IS SCARAMUCCI? anyone check in on him in a while?

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u/trace-evidence 1d ago

11 days, or the length of time Anthony Scaramucci held the same job.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

She's Half a Mooch!😉

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u/SignoreBanana 1d ago

WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO

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u/Ok-Customer4709 1d ago

Scaramucci held the record for being the Press Secretary for only 10 days, the shortest amount of time in government history. Now she has beaten him by five days; he has lost his claim to fame. At least she can take solace in the fact that even if it was only five days, that’s longer than her being a lawyer.

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u/maidahpuhname 1d ago

It happens when you do the fandango

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u/H3lw3rd 1d ago

I dunno. I think its part of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen

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u/Jackaddler 1d ago

We have a new unit of measurement. Goodbye Anthony there’s no need for you podcast any more

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u/Development-Alive 1d ago

1 Zacharia = .45 Scaramucci's.

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u/wiggywithit 1d ago

I believe the correct scientific way of saying this is 45 centimuccis’. 1 scaramucci = 100 centimucci.

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u/Jellyfizzle 1d ago

11days, which means she lasted .4545 Scaramuccis 

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u/GlitteringOwl7274 1d ago

The smallest unit of measurement in politics that is currently known.

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u/Cayumigaming 1d ago

Was currently known, to my understanding it’s now a Zacharia

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u/lavacadotoast 1d ago

11 days..

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u/LakeEarth 1d ago

This is actually half a Scaramucci.

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u/Periolodical 1d ago

Will you do the Fandango?

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u/SufficientStudio1574 1d ago

About 0.22 Trusses

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u/NobodysFavorite 21h ago

When you get past 2 Scaramucci's you get to do the fandango.