r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

This is such an embarrassment all around.

Those morons never vetted her, nothing. And those idiots always talk about DEI hires.

Trump is a fucking disgrace.

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u/thewalkindude368 1d ago

Well, you see, she's hot, blonde and white. That's about all the qualifications Trump needs to promote someone in his administration.

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 1d ago

Thing is

She's not hot, she's not blonde, she's got a Maralago face thats only going to get worse.

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u/thewalkindude368 1d ago edited 23h ago

Being in Trump's inner circle automatically makes her ugly in my book, but she's hot from Trump's perspective.

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u/Vesper-Martinis 1d ago

Exactly, trump would think she’s hot.

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u/peteofaustralia 1d ago

Check the Trump Daughter Resemblance Lust Scale. 🧮

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 1d ago

He's not the best judge of anything, really....

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u/UranusIsPissy 22h ago

IDK. He'd probably think she's too old.

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u/Nom_de_guerre_25 23h ago

I mean she doesn't look bad.

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u/Chuckitcharlie 1d ago

Maralogo face, I hope that term catches on .

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u/Slayerofgrundles 18h ago

It's been used a lot in the past few years.

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u/Rogueshadow9087 1d ago

I mean Trump let the Dells get near him so...

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u/SuperRockyHobbyHorse 23h ago

Trump is old as fuck man his eyesight isn't great

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u/GazelleSuccessful292 19h ago

You a hater. She fine as hell for her age

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u/greenizdabest 23h ago

I think they even reduced the requirement to just having a maralago face

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u/Enough_Meaning5446 22h ago

😂 You're so correct!

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u/crakemonk 15h ago

She’s about as blonde as I am when I bleach my almost black hair platinum. There’s zero chance she’s a natural blonde, not with those eyebrows.

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 15h ago

Absolutely

There's a Christmas Card of her and an older man holding guns circulating.

She's vvvvery dark haird

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u/Doppe1herz 6h ago

What color is her hair then?

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 5h ago

Dark

There's an image of her and an old guy (husband/father?) holding guns which was sent as an Xmas card a few years ago.

She has dark hair. Look at her brows.

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u/si_studiomonkey 23h ago

High five! That response destroyed me nearly as hard as it destroyed her. Awesome.

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u/litesmokes 23h ago

Yeah but shes hot to someone with no taste, and i can think of a few people in the wh with no taste

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u/Kush-Papi 1d ago

She looks like those makeup tutorial dummies came to life lol

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u/CR_Eatmeat 1d ago

The hot-part is debateable. So is the blonde-part. And about the white… oh well, what the surgeon left maybe.

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u/RogueAOV 1d ago

Surgery must have been involved somehow, she identified as a lawyer.

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u/HumanLandscape3767 1d ago

She is what I call Republican Hot. She has all the makings of a good conservative house wife who loves Daddy Trump and shows it by making herself look awful in the exact same way that all the other conservative wives do. It’s a weird status symbol to make yourself Trump’s ideal woman which unfortunately for them is a horrible look to anyone outside of the cult. But I suppose they don’t care too much about that.

I have a feeling some of them are going to look back at themselves in pictures and videos and feel deeply embarrassed and ashamed.

Edit: I’ve also heard it called Mar a Lago Face which is better in my opinion.

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u/anon67543 1d ago

It makes me nauseous how on point you are

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u/Ok_String_1698 1d ago edited 1d ago

She is not hot and I am quite the admirer of hot women

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u/OhJustANobody 1d ago

She's not ugly, but she's also not hot. I don't know how to describe her.

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl 1d ago

Fake and incompetent

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u/Kush-Papi 23h ago

The word you’re looking for is “Average”. I know I thing or too cuz the mirror makes me see a thing or million lol

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u/theoriginalmofocus 1d ago

But unable to be weaponized incompetent. Because theyre all really imcompetent.

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u/2Completion2Ography 22h ago

But unable to be weaponized incompetent. Because theyre all really imcompetent.

Everyone is a bullet. Just because one misses doesn't mean shots weren't fired.

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u/Delicious-Ideal3382 11h ago

Train wreck. Can't look away....

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u/avenueroad_dk 1d ago

Same. I dislike Ivanka but she is very pretty. This one is just a bit strange looking. Plastic surgery?

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u/thelocaldrifter 20h ago

Pretty but really fake looking?

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u/01Spyder01 11h ago

Good from far, but far from good.

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u/J-man300 8h ago

Like paint on the wall.

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u/ExcrementalChaos 1d ago

Did they use AI face filter? Idk if she is hot

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u/Morprenrut 1d ago

This guy admires

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u/sendmoarsnow 1d ago

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of women. Mostly an admirer of not so hot women, and I still don’t find her attractive

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u/ScepticalRaccoon 1d ago

Dude, we can be anti MAGA without needing to lie. She's objectively attractive.

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u/SharpsDisposalBin 1d ago

She is “attractive” but not hot. She is so fake and gross

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u/Altruistic-Drawer810 23h ago

She’s MAGA attractive I guess
They roll out all their women looking the same way - like a plastic lipstick on a pig barbie doll aesthetic
I wouldn’t call it objectively attractive
Wouldn’t get a second look from myself personally

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u/watermelonpizzafries 2h ago

A blow up doll look since many maga men view women as objects so maga women strive for the blow up doll look to look more like an object

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u/Ok_String_1698 1d ago

If you mean that there are objects more attractive than her, then I agree...here is a paperclip 📎 that looks better than her. Definitely more curvy.

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u/crlthrn 22h ago

Nah. She's pretty-ish, but because she's Trump adjacent and MAGA she's very unattractive.

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u/TortieMVH 1d ago edited 18h ago

She is incompetent but she is hot. Im as anti MAGA as anyone but lying accomplishes nothing.

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u/MelbNightRunner 16h ago

So if she said "Take me, Ok_String. I'm yours!", you'd pass?

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u/crakemonk 15h ago

As a cis female, she isn’t pretty enough to get my attention for a makeout session.

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u/Ok_String_1698 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1OrTvWJsvqC03gy5E

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u/MelbNightRunner 6h ago

Well shit, you must score a heck of a lot more than I do.

We are not the same.

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u/Ok_String_1698 6h ago

Brother, she is not the measuring stick. There's plenty out there for you to find

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u/crakemonk 15h ago

Same and agreed.

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u/KarmaMonkeyKai 1d ago

I'll accept she's (fake) blonde and white.

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u/QuietShhhnake77 1d ago

Exactly! Trump vetted her. He grabbed her ass and she giggled. The job is yours honey!

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u/Imaginary-Grab-7241 1d ago

They also have to dumb enough to blindly follow him and not have the ability to smell in order to be around him

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u/RNIRISHDUDE 1d ago

…..and wears a cross around her neck!!!

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u/mrgrn22 1d ago

I question the "hot" part. 10 foot pole for me.

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u/Draco-REX 1d ago

Not hot enough for them apparently. They used AI on her face in their videos.

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u/erhue 1d ago

"hot"? looool

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u/Mmaibl1 1d ago

I fully disagree that she is "hot". Shes like a 6 tops

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u/rcam077 1d ago

Don't forget that he saw her on TV, that seems to be a major qualification for this administration

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u/Excellent_Ad_9442 1d ago

And have an ass like Jon Husted.

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u/AKZeena 1d ago

This. On every female hire.

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u/Sulbutrax 1d ago

I'd say "Ivankable"

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u/very-urgent-chicken 21h ago

They'll find another botched-surgery centerfold to speak for them. Apparently they have them coming off a conveyor belt in Florida these days.

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u/chadinthemaking 19h ago

8/10 would smash. But wouldn’t talk politics.

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u/Chemical_Bonus_4783 11h ago

Big horse teeth* That’s his requirement, white and horse teeth no more, no less.

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u/ForceUseYouMust 1d ago

She’s hot as fuck what are you talking about

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u/Sunnygirl66 1d ago

Hot? She looks like latter-day Katie Price.

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u/Harkoncito 1d ago

Oh, they vetted her in their own particular way

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u/Ganjelf-The-Baked 1d ago

Blonde - ✔️

Congratulations you’re hired.

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u/Simple-Fly-8045 1d ago

Shes def not a blonde lol

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u/leaky_wand 1d ago

Neither is Ivanka

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u/Trucoto 1d ago

Neither Trump is, fwiw.

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u/LoonierEclipse 1d ago

Old mate's skin colour comes out of a bottle, why would her hair colour coming out of one be an issue.

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u/UranusIsPissy 22h ago

Of what? Sunny Delight's original recipe?

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u/Narcissus_n_Goldmund 1d ago

You could see her roots from the Mason-Dixon Line

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u/LovableSidekick 1d ago

Requirement 2: Drapes and carpet must match.

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl 1d ago

He doesn’t care about carpet, he likes children.

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u/UranusIsPissy 22h ago

This is why the fashion for no bush weirds me out a bit. It doesn't even get in the way if you have fingers, and I'd rather hump a cactus than lick stubble.

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u/labrat009 1d ago

Also add the check for stupid

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u/rozkosz1942 20h ago

Looks can change, but STUPID is forever. - Joan Rivers

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u/GetOffMyLawn_ 1d ago

Not just blonde, but looks like his daughter.

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u/pockels42 1d ago

So, fit for purpose?

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u/Hellcinder 1d ago

I think they have a PSI chrome pressure gauge/hitch in the back room.

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u/eighty4prcnt 1d ago

She must've really NAILED the black pleather couch interview 🥁

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u/crakemonk 15h ago

JD would’ve just nailed the couch.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 1d ago

Well, DEI does get in the way of Nepo-Hires and Croneyism. So I can see why MAGA would hate it.

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u/No-Algae-7437 1d ago

Except DEI is intended to give qualified candidates a shot with the goal of having a QUALIFIED, yet diverse, inclusive, & equitable staff.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 1d ago

Yeah, that's why MAGA hates it. Nepo-Hires and Croneys pretty much precludes being actually qualified, whereas the DEI hires would be.

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u/Impossible-Flight250 1d ago

Biggest hypocrite I have ever seen.

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u/Mars_Tour_Guide 1d ago

Oh Trump vetted her all right. He has a tyoe.

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u/patronizingperv 1d ago

She passed the blonde test.

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u/nasandre 1d ago

intensely staring at her tits oh your a lawyer so interesting. /s

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u/Excellent_Divide_128 1d ago

She fit the bill appearance wise and also intellectually.

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u/euro127 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol the only thing trump does is find some blond bimbo looking chick so he can fantasize about fucking ivanka

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u/DaFightins 1d ago

After she washes her face, takes out the hair extensions, removes the eye lashes and lets the fillers relax, she is average at best

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u/MustelaNivalus 1d ago

They love throw around the term meritocracy?

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u/Sufficient_Scale_163 1d ago

I’ve been waiting for 2 months for my credentialing to clear for a government job. Meanwhile people in the White House don’t have to go through that at all lol

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u/Telefundo 1d ago

This is such an embarrassment distraction all around.

FTFY

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u/Amour-noir 1d ago

Someone definitely vetted her, but the person with the utmost authority just didn't care. Security runs background checks on everyone in the president's circle.

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u/MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan 1d ago

Trump bragged during his first term that he "saved money" by not vetting his hires.

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u/blue_cadet_1 23h ago

Next up, blonde white guy with blue eyes

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u/Bakabakabooboo 23h ago

DEI hires are typically qualified though.

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u/user78804180 21h ago

Trump may have vetted her in his own way

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u/AHidden1 14h ago

It would also add republikkklans are too.

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u/Delicious-Ideal3382 11h ago

Only vetting going on is, is your iq under 100, and do you believe trump is god?

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u/General-Holiday 11h ago

“Katie Zacharia? Never met her before. We’re looking into who hired her because she’s terrible”

[accordion hands]

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u/Heevan 9h ago

Oh...they vetted her all right. Tested out her oral skills, probably.

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u/kdeweb24 8h ago

I wish I could remember who was quoted, but it was a republican, when asked about hiring new staffers. But, in short, he said after the takeover by MAGA, it was impossible to find educated, normal individuals to help a republican. All the candidates/interviewees are now cultish zealot, whackjobs with absolutely no talent/intelligence/aptitude. Hence, the growing number of public humiliations the GOP is accumulating. They're using easily disproved "evidence" in congressional hearings, and quoting AI slop because their staffers are all morons that have no clue how to vet, or research.

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u/Strange_Pear8762 1d ago

I thought trump promised extreme vetting.

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u/Big_Interest7333 1d ago

Extreme vetting? Yes.
Extremely competent vetting? No.

I think the vetting is mostly a question of the extremes to which the person is willing to go in defending blatant lies and corruption.