r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/aberfoyle496 1d ago

To be too incompetent for this administration is a hell of a feat.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago

To be too incompetent to read prepared statements and answer a couple questions is astonishing 

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

This is such an embarrassment all around.

Those morons never vetted her, nothing. And those idiots always talk about DEI hires.

Trump is a fucking disgrace.

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u/thewalkindude368 1d ago

Well, you see, she's hot, blonde and white. That's about all the qualifications Trump needs to promote someone in his administration.

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 1d ago

Thing is

She's not hot, she's not blonde, she's got a Maralago face thats only going to get worse.

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u/thewalkindude368 1d ago edited 23h ago

Being in Trump's inner circle automatically makes her ugly in my book, but she's hot from Trump's perspective.

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u/Vesper-Martinis 1d ago

Exactly, trump would think she’s hot.

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u/peteofaustralia 1d ago

Check the Trump Daughter Resemblance Lust Scale. 🧮

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 1d ago

He's not the best judge of anything, really....

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u/UranusIsPissy 22h ago

IDK. He'd probably think she's too old.

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u/Nom_de_guerre_25 23h ago

I mean she doesn't look bad.

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u/Chuckitcharlie 1d ago

Maralogo face, I hope that term catches on .

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u/Slayerofgrundles 18h ago

It's been used a lot in the past few years.

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u/Rogueshadow9087 1d ago

I mean Trump let the Dells get near him so...

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u/SuperRockyHobbyHorse 23h ago

Trump is old as fuck man his eyesight isn't great

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u/GazelleSuccessful292 19h ago

You a hater. She fine as hell for her age

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u/greenizdabest 23h ago

I think they even reduced the requirement to just having a maralago face

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u/Enough_Meaning5446 22h ago

😂 You're so correct!

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u/crakemonk 15h ago

She’s about as blonde as I am when I bleach my almost black hair platinum. There’s zero chance she’s a natural blonde, not with those eyebrows.

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 15h ago

Absolutely

There's a Christmas Card of her and an older man holding guns circulating.

She's vvvvery dark haird

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u/Doppe1herz 6h ago

What color is her hair then?

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya 5h ago

Dark

There's an image of her and an old guy (husband/father?) holding guns which was sent as an Xmas card a few years ago.

She has dark hair. Look at her brows.

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u/si_studiomonkey 23h ago

High five! That response destroyed me nearly as hard as it destroyed her. Awesome.

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u/litesmokes 23h ago

Yeah but shes hot to someone with no taste, and i can think of a few people in the wh with no taste

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u/Kush-Papi 1d ago

She looks like those makeup tutorial dummies came to life lol

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u/CR_Eatmeat 1d ago

The hot-part is debateable. So is the blonde-part. And about the white… oh well, what the surgeon left maybe.

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u/RogueAOV 1d ago

Surgery must have been involved somehow, she identified as a lawyer.

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u/HumanLandscape3767 1d ago

She is what I call Republican Hot. She has all the makings of a good conservative house wife who loves Daddy Trump and shows it by making herself look awful in the exact same way that all the other conservative wives do. It’s a weird status symbol to make yourself Trump’s ideal woman which unfortunately for them is a horrible look to anyone outside of the cult. But I suppose they don’t care too much about that.

I have a feeling some of them are going to look back at themselves in pictures and videos and feel deeply embarrassed and ashamed.

Edit: I’ve also heard it called Mar a Lago Face which is better in my opinion.

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u/anon67543 1d ago

It makes me nauseous how on point you are

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u/Ok_String_1698 1d ago edited 1d ago

She is not hot and I am quite the admirer of hot women

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u/OhJustANobody 1d ago

She's not ugly, but she's also not hot. I don't know how to describe her.

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl 1d ago

Fake and incompetent

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u/Kush-Papi 23h ago

The word you’re looking for is “Average”. I know I thing or too cuz the mirror makes me see a thing or million lol

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u/theoriginalmofocus 1d ago

But unable to be weaponized incompetent. Because theyre all really imcompetent.

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u/2Completion2Ography 22h ago

But unable to be weaponized incompetent. Because theyre all really imcompetent.

Everyone is a bullet. Just because one misses doesn't mean shots weren't fired.

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u/Delicious-Ideal3382 11h ago

Train wreck. Can't look away....

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u/avenueroad_dk 1d ago

Same. I dislike Ivanka but she is very pretty. This one is just a bit strange looking. Plastic surgery?

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u/thelocaldrifter 20h ago

Pretty but really fake looking?

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u/01Spyder01 11h ago

Good from far, but far from good.

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u/J-man300 8h ago

Like paint on the wall.

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u/ExcrementalChaos 1d ago

Did they use AI face filter? Idk if she is hot

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u/Morprenrut 1d ago

This guy admires

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u/sendmoarsnow 1d ago

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of women. Mostly an admirer of not so hot women, and I still don’t find her attractive

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u/ScepticalRaccoon 1d ago

Dude, we can be anti MAGA without needing to lie. She's objectively attractive.

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u/SharpsDisposalBin 1d ago

She is “attractive” but not hot. She is so fake and gross

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u/Altruistic-Drawer810 23h ago

She’s MAGA attractive I guess
They roll out all their women looking the same way - like a plastic lipstick on a pig barbie doll aesthetic
I wouldn’t call it objectively attractive
Wouldn’t get a second look from myself personally

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u/watermelonpizzafries 2h ago

A blow up doll look since many maga men view women as objects so maga women strive for the blow up doll look to look more like an object

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u/Ok_String_1698 1d ago

If you mean that there are objects more attractive than her, then I agree...here is a paperclip 📎 that looks better than her. Definitely more curvy.

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u/crlthrn 22h ago

Nah. She's pretty-ish, but because she's Trump adjacent and MAGA she's very unattractive.

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u/TortieMVH 1d ago edited 18h ago

She is incompetent but she is hot. Im as anti MAGA as anyone but lying accomplishes nothing.

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u/MelbNightRunner 16h ago

So if she said "Take me, Ok_String. I'm yours!", you'd pass?

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u/crakemonk 15h ago

As a cis female, she isn’t pretty enough to get my attention for a makeout session.

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u/Ok_String_1698 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1OrTvWJsvqC03gy5E

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u/MelbNightRunner 6h ago

Well shit, you must score a heck of a lot more than I do.

We are not the same.

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u/Ok_String_1698 6h ago

Brother, she is not the measuring stick. There's plenty out there for you to find

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u/crakemonk 15h ago

Same and agreed.

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u/KarmaMonkeyKai 1d ago

I'll accept she's (fake) blonde and white.

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u/QuietShhhnake77 1d ago

Exactly! Trump vetted her. He grabbed her ass and she giggled. The job is yours honey!

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u/Imaginary-Grab-7241 1d ago

They also have to dumb enough to blindly follow him and not have the ability to smell in order to be around him

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u/RNIRISHDUDE 1d ago

…..and wears a cross around her neck!!!

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u/mrgrn22 1d ago

I question the "hot" part. 10 foot pole for me.

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u/Draco-REX 1d ago

Not hot enough for them apparently. They used AI on her face in their videos.

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u/erhue 1d ago

"hot"? looool

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u/Mmaibl1 1d ago

I fully disagree that she is "hot". Shes like a 6 tops

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u/rcam077 1d ago

Don't forget that he saw her on TV, that seems to be a major qualification for this administration

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u/Excellent_Ad_9442 1d ago

And have an ass like Jon Husted.

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u/AKZeena 1d ago

This. On every female hire.

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u/Sulbutrax 1d ago

I'd say "Ivankable"

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u/very-urgent-chicken 21h ago

They'll find another botched-surgery centerfold to speak for them. Apparently they have them coming off a conveyor belt in Florida these days.

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u/chadinthemaking 19h ago

8/10 would smash. But wouldn’t talk politics.

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u/Chemical_Bonus_4783 11h ago

Big horse teeth* That’s his requirement, white and horse teeth no more, no less.

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u/ForceUseYouMust 1d ago

She’s hot as fuck what are you talking about

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u/Sunnygirl66 1d ago

Hot? She looks like latter-day Katie Price.