r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/Buckholio 1d ago

Zacharia as a unit of time does not have the same ring to it.

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 1d ago edited 1d ago

1 zh = 0.45 Mch

I think this is a good system of measurement we’re getting. Maybe that’ll be his legacy. Replacing Imperial with something dumber.

Edit: I’m not a smart man

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u/def-not-bot 1d ago

You've got it backwards.  1 Zch is equal to only 0.45 Mch.

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u/Fievels_good_trouble 1d ago

I do have it backwards. You’re correct. Sorry, American public education.

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u/def-not-bot 1d ago

Understandable lol

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u/crlthrn 22h ago

It's pronounced as 'Zak'.

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u/Otherwise_Common706 20h ago

At least you knew that dumb has a B in it. Nobody else knows that.

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u/canitouchyours 1d ago

Only a smart man would say that

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u/Worried_Anteater_536 1d ago

This works bc Pi R Square!

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u/Cerberus_Aus 22h ago

1 zh = 0.4547 Mch

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u/KindBob 1d ago

Gotta shorten to Zachs.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 1d ago

So 1 Scaramucci is equal to 2.2 Zachs?

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u/derekrusinek 1d ago

You have to shorten it, her job was shortened below a Scaramucci, science says we needed a new measurement of time. /s

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u/rawbdor 1d ago

If we switch to Zachs, we need to recalculate everyone else. Let's just say her tenure was a Halfmooch and wipe our hands of it.

Besides, I think Mooch should retain the unit name because he earned it.

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u/spastical-mackerel 1d ago

Together they comprise the units of the Zaca-mucci scale

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u/whoknewandwhen 22h ago

I'm suggesting we go with KT. One KT equals 1/2 a Scaramucci

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u/hettuklaeddi 18h ago

Zachs has a nice ring

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u/Far_Description_5941 1d ago

I saw another comment call it a “hot Zach,” which I think works.

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u/Mozaikh 1d ago

That’s what I say when I gotta shit

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u/knucklebones2 1d ago

I’m talking a hot Zach right now.

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u/greymadders 1d ago

KZach has a nice ring to it.

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u/SandalsResort 1d ago

Yeah I’m going with K-Zach.

There’s 2.2 K-Zachs in 1 Scaramucci.

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u/rif011412 1d ago

A Zeptosecond is the smallest time unit ever measured.  Maybe her brief tenure could be called a Zachtosecond 

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u/veelours_nooir 14h ago

Will that metric catch on faster than standard SI units?

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u/Landoragon 1d ago

Zachamucchi? (One half of a scarramucci)

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u/Old_Dude7 1d ago

A Katie

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u/ScoobyDone 1d ago

It's just half a Mooch. No need to give her the credit of her own unit of time.

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u/Omnizoom 1d ago

Shorten it to a Zack

The work week is one Zach long

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u/Opening_Shame8258 1d ago

I agree. Let's call it approximately 0.5 Scaramuccis.

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 1d ago

I saw someone else call a half Scaramucci.

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u/SnackSnatchingDemon 1d ago

Speak for yourself my good sir

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u/crlthrn 22h ago

.5 Mooches = 1 Zak. Can we go with that?

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u/iJuddles 21h ago

In politics it’s pretty close to Planck time. I don’t know anything about her other than she’s not a lawyer but likes to say she is. I don’t even know her name.

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u/Embarrassed_Mix_6619 17h ago

ay a 40 hour work week is a zacharia i can use that