r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/Jackson_Cook 1d ago

Zacharia is officially halfamucci

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u/No-Gas5342 1d ago

Beginning to understand how the imperial system got its measurements.

“But mom WHY is a Scaramucci two Zacharias????? Why not just ten???”

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u/voigtster 1d ago

Mr. Inch was mocked for being a grower, not a shower.

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u/tanrock2003 1d ago

I find it incredibly exciting that we have a new unit of measurement - one half of one Scaramucci is exactly one Zacharia - it’s like going from the imperial to metric system!

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u/Big_Interest7333 1d ago

She looks kinda tall. She’s gotta be at least one Smoot, maybe taller.

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u/praguepride 1d ago

Technically she was a out 0.46 Zacharias to a single Imperial Mooch

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u/just-the-pip 1d ago

*slow clap*

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u/5pankNasty 1d ago

And 1/9th of a Liz truss

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u/archnerd 1d ago

What? I thought Scaramucci’s time was shorter.

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u/def-not-bot 1d ago

The Mooch was 10 or 11 days.  If we let a Zach equal 5.5 days, 1 Mooch = 2 Zachs.