r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/Speedbird14 1d ago

The incompetence! How do you not vet someone when they take a job like that?

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u/Chemical-Cat 1d ago

They do, the vetting process is making sure she's white, blonde and sucks up to trump

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u/Baghdad_Bob20 1d ago

You mean, sucks on trump?

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u/st1802015 1d ago

Imagine the smell

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u/TastySore 1d ago

Pull down the pants, then the diaper, then go to town on that little leaking mushroom.

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u/locofspades 1d ago

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 1d ago

I wonder what antibiotics/antifungals you'd need to survive that.

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u/TheMany-FacedGod 1d ago

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u/kat-deville 4h ago

That looks like Jerry Springer.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 1d ago

You need a time out.

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u/jorcon74 1d ago

You have just ruined my day!
https://giphy.com/gifs/m7FdxI252QN3y

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u/Big-Professor-3402 1d ago

We know the implication! Did not need a play by play! Who do you think you are Joe Buck?

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes 1d ago

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 1d ago

i almost replied with this exact meme. Almost. lol

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u/RabidBadgerMacarena 1d ago

I didn’t enjoy that.  But it was vivid and I upvote you for that. 

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u/VirgilsCrew 1d ago

Dude….im eating.

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u/DistinctAd3222 1d ago

Country gravy from scratch 🤤

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u/BaldEagleRising17 1d ago

You’ve heard of a blumpkin. Now you know what a Trumpkin is.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 1d ago

Fuck you. This has no business being this funny

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u/ForsakenRelief309 1d ago

As a child, I struggled with reading, needed Hooked on Phonics. If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have tried so hard to learn how to read. What a dark day…

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u/broken-machine 1d ago

Man, I sure do miss 30 seconds ago before I read that.

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u/SICKOFITALL2379 20h ago

Fucking hell, man😁😁that was a sick burn, but I wish I didn’t have the image in my head now.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 15h ago

What makes you think he didn’t just move the diaper to the side?

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u/Wrenchheader 1d ago

Do I have to? -_-

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u/nosmokinalarms 1d ago

I rather not.

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u/GeekDadKevin12 1d ago

Interview question - Can you smell anything wrong with this used diaper?

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u/SB1234567890123 1d ago

Uh, no thanks.

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u/TracingRobots 1d ago

Oof. Nasty

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 1d ago

NO. DON’T.

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u/CharleySuede 1d ago

I should downvote you for making me do as you said 🤮

Here’s my nauseas upvote

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u/lolligaggins 1d ago

No thank you

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u/Drawn_to_Heal 1d ago

I’d rather piss glass

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u/mex2005 1d ago

No thanks

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u/bigSTUdazz 1d ago

Ketchup and a butt

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u/jcnet1 1d ago

Like walking into a cheese factory that has been abandoned for 10 years.

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u/Corpshark 1d ago

Anyone can hold her breath for 20 seconds. Dont have to be Riley Gaines.

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u/PunkinFarmer 1d ago

Microwaved fish and burnt styrofoam.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 1d ago

A lot of people here really seem to want to imagine the smell. Pretty strange.

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u/FlashyWestern7338 1d ago

You haven’t thought of the smell!!!!

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u/Meatman1071 23h ago

Lmao…! 🤢

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u/No_Comfortable_7233 23h ago

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW0s9if4_3Y&t=4

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u/Different_Club415 17h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/simple_sim0nn 7h ago

I thought you were talking about the woman. I’m sure trump smells pleasant enough. Probably like an excessive amount of cologne.