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r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago
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202 u/Dodecahedonism_ 1d ago One Zachariah being exactly one half of a Scaramucci speaks to an elegance of universal constants. It's like an octave of incompetence. 19 u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole 1d ago The music of the spheres. Except for flat earthers 3 u/MummifiedForeskins 19h ago i wonder how many dicks she sucked to get to where she was, just to get fired so damn fast lmao 2 u/JediKnightsoftheFSM 1d ago The ditty of the dome 11 u/TheChrowe 1d ago The Scaramucci Sequence 7 u/prnpenguin 1d ago My first thought was "how many Scaramouchis is this?" 5 u/MrBigglesssworth 1d ago Inverse Moore's Law 3 u/stupidjapanquestions 1d ago edited 14h ago I'm no religious man, but it's hard not to think a creator was at work here. THIS IS INTELLIGENT DESIGN. 3 u/TTT_2k3 1d ago Radius:Diameter::Zacharia:Scaramucci 4 u/Latter_Knee_6716 1d ago I think this means we now have to measure in Zacharias instead of Scaramuccis now. 2 u/sky033 10h ago Meh, A Scaramucch was established, so she is half a Scaramucch.
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One Zachariah being exactly one half of a Scaramucci speaks to an elegance of universal constants. It's like an octave of incompetence.
19 u/PoopyInThePeePeeHole 1d ago The music of the spheres. Except for flat earthers 3 u/MummifiedForeskins 19h ago i wonder how many dicks she sucked to get to where she was, just to get fired so damn fast lmao 2 u/JediKnightsoftheFSM 1d ago The ditty of the dome 11 u/TheChrowe 1d ago The Scaramucci Sequence 7 u/prnpenguin 1d ago My first thought was "how many Scaramouchis is this?" 5 u/MrBigglesssworth 1d ago Inverse Moore's Law 3 u/stupidjapanquestions 1d ago edited 14h ago I'm no religious man, but it's hard not to think a creator was at work here. THIS IS INTELLIGENT DESIGN. 3 u/TTT_2k3 1d ago Radius:Diameter::Zacharia:Scaramucci 4 u/Latter_Knee_6716 1d ago I think this means we now have to measure in Zacharias instead of Scaramuccis now. 2 u/sky033 10h ago Meh, A Scaramucch was established, so she is half a Scaramucch.
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The music of the spheres. Except for flat earthers
3 u/MummifiedForeskins 19h ago i wonder how many dicks she sucked to get to where she was, just to get fired so damn fast lmao 2 u/JediKnightsoftheFSM 1d ago The ditty of the dome
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i wonder how many dicks she sucked to get to where she was, just to get fired so damn fast lmao
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The ditty of the dome
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The Scaramucci Sequence
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My first thought was "how many Scaramouchis is this?"
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Inverse Moore's Law
I'm no religious man, but it's hard not to think a creator was at work here.
THIS IS INTELLIGENT DESIGN.
Radius:Diameter::Zacharia:Scaramucci
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I think this means we now have to measure in Zacharias instead of Scaramuccis now.
2 u/sky033 10h ago Meh, A Scaramucch was established, so she is half a Scaramucch.
Meh, A Scaramucch was established, so she is half a Scaramucch.
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