r/SipsTea • • 18h ago

Chugging tea The father everyone needs but not everyone has

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u/a-neurotypical 14h ago

Stop censoring normal fucking words

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u/Ireallyamthisshallow 14h ago

Can't believe you wrote st*p.

Reported.

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u/Deep-Pudding819 13h ago

Can’t believe you wrote rep*rted.

Rep*rted.

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u/RollingSleeper 11h ago

Re*red?

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u/Br0boc0p 8h ago

We can't say retired anymore? I know it's impossible now but damn.

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u/Lord-Lobster 8h ago

G** *}** ** l\**%**!*

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u/RollingSleeper 7h ago

Yeah, we can't say re*red

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u/thecaptn420 13h ago

Cant believe you wr*te.

Rep*rted.

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u/nartek01 11h ago

**** ****** y**.

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u/DrushNL 11h ago

Happy cke **!!

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u/MatsterTagger 8h ago

**** Epstein ******** ******

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u/DerBaum85 10h ago

C*n´t bel*ebe yo* wr*te stop

R*p**ted

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u/Emideska 10h ago

But it’s so triggering 😭😭😭. /s

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u/Arghi0- 11h ago

Funny thing all this softies snowflakes that have to sensor every word to not get offended or grossed out or who knows what are the ones are going to live the hardest times in history....

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u/Agnael 11h ago

******* **** ** **** ******

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u/bloodem 11h ago

I agree, Kenny!

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u/TheLaughingMannofRed 9h ago

Oh, my God!

They censored Kenny!

You...bastards?

https://giphy.com/gifs/v64X2SO4rp5LD0JV0a

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u/ChaoticKiwiNZ 10h ago

Its just engagement bait at this point.

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u/Arghi0- 11h ago

Thank you

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u/Loquis 9h ago

hunter2

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u/BrontosaurusXL 9h ago

From the actual story: "There were double red flag warnings issued before the tragedy occurred, but because the family is not familiar with the area, no one recognized what they meant."

For those unaware, No flag = low risk, Yellow flag = moderate risk, Red flag = High risk, do not swim, Double Red flag = VERY high risk, do not swim or be in the water. Lifeguards are not allowed in the water on double Red flag days due to their own personal risk.

Generally double Red flag days look like the ocean is going to explode on you with large irregular waves. Its visibly unsafe.

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u/Lehotredditeur 9h ago

I think red flag is an universal sign of sea danger.

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u/Diditanyway 8h ago

Perhaps they thought it just meant the sea wasn't a great candidate for the dating pool

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u/Omnizoom 7h ago

But there is plenty of fish in the sea…

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u/ChefArtorias 7h ago

Not specific to the sea. Red flag is universal for danger/warning.

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u/__Banshee 7h ago

If I recall correctly, they were on a private beach that did not have warning flags. In addition, the current intensified quickly that day.

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u/texaspoontappa93 7h ago

Powerful waves dont always look all that turbulent, especially if you're naive to the ocean/beach.

I've surfed for decades and I've still had moments where the waves are significantly bigger and heavier than I thought I was getting myself into

Ripcurrents too, you dont need big choppy waves to get sucked out to sea

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 6h ago

Thanks for the full story.

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u/MacBOOF 18h ago

Why is died censored? Also what a harrowing story.

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 18h ago

Because it’s dystopian hellscape 2026 where censorship bots that can’t discern context are running rampant.

It’s why people on video platforms like YT are scared to say “ass” or “killed” on their videos, instead using code words like “ahh” and “unalived.”

We live in a clown timeline.

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u/Banana2358 12h ago

I mean when most video games for example delete your entire message or censor two words in front and two before if you write ass you gotta improvise.

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u/Iggyhopper 17h ago

Definitely. I posted that Trump can be booted with the amendment 25, in other, more harsh words, and I got banned.

I had to appeal for a human to look at my comment and realize no I did not mean the obviously terrible and wrong thing. I really meant amendment 25.

Bots are stupid and yes in this timeline we have to censor words.

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u/LazyMud4354 17h ago

Reddit mods are sus af.

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u/Garudius 3h ago

Unalive... that's a good one

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u/Gotabox 18h ago

Because the internet is 99% kids and they can't see those words or else...or else. Fuck, I have no idea.

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u/xJujuBear 18h ago

Being down voted for the literal reason we're out here censoring the fucking word "blood."

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u/Auscicada270 17h ago

Unalived grape corn

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u/Open-Business7669 12h ago

Out of respect for the de*d.

Rep*rted

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u/ThatArtlife 53m ago

Because it can traumatized people

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u/DimeloFaze 8h ago

RIP to the man. Showed this to my daughter so she knows I ain’t swimming out there.

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u/Silent25r 7h ago

Hey, now he knows. I’m not a good enough swimmer so we’d all be  gone. 

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u/winewitheau 7h ago

Downvote because of stupid af censoring

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u/TheMightyDong89 18h ago

Wait, are you saying he fucking died??

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u/Beepbeepboop9 17h ago

Apparently he “d**d”….whatever the fuck that means

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u/Kanthalas 11h ago

Dood? Prinny dood!

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u/Br0boc0p 8h ago

Its my understanding that you doo when you die. South Park covered this.

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u/Blandish06 18h ago

Uhh.. no. Not with his daughters. He drown died.

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u/LoonahGBT 16h ago

This comment laugh killed me

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u/Call_Me_OrangeJoe 8h ago

Can you not spell out died anymore? What the f**k

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u/BeardedLegend_69 8h ago

Can you not spell out fuck anymore? What the h*ll

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u/Bluefalcon12312 7h ago

You can’t spell out Hell anymore? What is this sh*t.

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u/Garudius 3h ago

You mean. HFIL

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u/CivilTell8 6h ago

More and more sites are censoring so this isnt much of a surprise anymore that people are self censoring so they dont have to deal with it

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u/algalkin 1h ago

Feels like the next generation will not know what have of the words mean. They'd read the new a person was raped and then died and be like - Im not sure i know what any of this means. Anyway, whats for lunch?

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u/pjaidev 1m ago

Nowadays, any time I see this, I assume it’s a bot, downvote and move on…

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u/Arghi0- 11h ago

Lovely story, amazing man... but why the fuck we have to censor DIED?

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u/SoupEfficient563 9h ago

I have three daughters. I can guarantee you that man died happy knowing his kids were safe.

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u/MrNobody_0 8h ago

I have a daughter, and I would absolutely die for her, but I sure wouldn't be happy about it.

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u/H2obury3 6h ago

as someone who has died for their daughter I disagree

I was quite happy

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u/SoupEfficient563 33m ago

That’s not what I said. I said he died happy. Not that he was happy to die. There is a difference.

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u/E-raticProphet 16h ago

Whats the words that are censured? Can’t seem to understand what happened to him. Is he okay?

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u/Crazy__Donkey 16h ago

Dred

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u/E-raticProphet 16h ago

Oh no thr poor man. I hope he made it out of the hospital okay.

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u/ndheritage 12h ago

No, he was declared dead in the ambulance

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u/E-raticProphet 11h ago

OMG are you serious? I can’t believe it! Why didn’t they fully reveal this information in the information in the post?

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u/Hobbes09R 18h ago

His last words were as he was rescuing one, as I recall. He drowned while pulling them to a board and was declared dead on the way to the hospital when CPR failed.

I hate stories like these. We like to celebrate heroics, particularly from family and the like. What stories like these often don't tell you is the mitigating circumstances. Like the fact that there were two red flags out and nobody was supposed to be swimming to begin with. Too often we praise heroics when those heroics were only possible due to earlier incompetence. The praise should be to those who went out, saw the flags, and warned their family not to swim that day because conditions were dangerous, because they didn't put anyone's life at risk.

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u/nunyabidness3 13h ago

I’ll tell you something about heroes, the need for a hero is nearly always due to incompetence, neglect, ignorance and sometimes malice. That’s what makes a hero a hero. In this case, they’re all dumb. But I cannot think of a better death for a father. Stupidity be damned.

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u/city_in_ruin 17h ago

Whatever happened to the age old rule: "nobody dies in the ambulance"?

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u/Hobbes09R 17h ago

He probably was dead well before then. That's just where he was declared.

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u/The_Real_Lasagna 8h ago

It must be miserable being you everyday

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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 7h ago

Downvoted because I’m tired of unnecessary censorship. Don’t care that it’s a repost.

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u/Derrick_Shon 4h ago

Blame the mods

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u/ProtectedSpeciment 18h ago

He dyed his hair on the way to the hospital? What colour was it?

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u/Boothhh 17h ago

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u/LoveForMiles 7h ago

I can think of so many betters ways to go out than from drowning, at a relatively young age, due to completely preventable circumstances. This story has been circulating for years and all of these repost titles are garbage.

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u/Bringmethatcake 18h ago

Everyone needs a dead father?

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u/gunslingersea 17h ago

The dad I aspire to be.

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u/bkmerrim 17h ago

My dad is dead. I win??

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u/AdministrationOk8888 7h ago

CENSORSHIP FUCKING SUCKS

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u/You_Mean_Coitus_ 13h ago

I'm convinced posts like this purposely censor words to drum up engagement. The post's story is just an excuse

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u/Cold_End_2184 13h ago

I wonder what d**d means?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 11h ago

Dood

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u/Yoruun 10h ago

Which is Dutch for the ‘dead’

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u/Emideska 10h ago

It’s Dutch for d**d

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u/suchdogeverymeme 9h ago

If you look at it backwards it’s b**b and I think I figured that one out

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u/GrinningGrump 17h ago

I don't think everyone "needs" a dead father.

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u/iam-Lorde 9h ago

He what? Got dicked down? Have no idea with that censoring.

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 17h ago

This bot must be ramping up karma for the mid terms. Report and block.

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u/Beepbeepboop9 17h ago

WTF is d**d?

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u/SpecManADV 18h ago

He dipped on the way to the hospital, leaving those last words, and was never seen again.

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u/PuddingMent 18h ago

How did he become unconscious after he saved them? That’s not how drowning works.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 18h ago

Most likely went into cardiac arrest after over-exertion and extreme stress.

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u/sandwichcrusader 17h ago

A cup of water in the lungs can kill hours later. 

Not saying this is how he died, but drowning is complicated. 

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u/Electronic_Still2000 17h ago

I aspirated less than a cup and I needed to be intubated before being put in a medical coma for two weeks on a respirator. After two weeks they needed to cut into my trachea to keep me on a respirator safely. They were ready to perform the procedure to make the switch when they tested if I could breathe on my own again and apparently it was a real long shot that I would be able to considering my condition, but I got lucky. Now, over two years later I still have breathing and oxygenation issues. All from less than
a cup of fluid that I aspirated.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 14h ago

What did you drink and how did it happen?

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u/Electronic_Still2000 4h ago

I was very sick and a coughing fit combined with throwing up stomach acid got me. Thankfully I hadn’t eaten in a few days so I didn’t aspirate any solids, but even just a couple of ounces messed me up big time.

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u/EternallyDemonic 18h ago

Where does it say he drowned???

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u/BeneficialSolution43 17h ago

He rescued three people without any aid? One person is alrdy hard enuff to pull back to safety. Two is near impossible. This story doesn make sense.

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u/graboidgraboid 9h ago

Maybe. No. Can’t be. Actually. No. Impossible. Hell, I’m just gonna come right out and say it- HE RESCUED ONE AT A TIME! Jeez, I can’t believe I figured that one out! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Silent25r 7h ago

That is what I figured. Each one would be exponentially more difficult. 

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u/GibbsMalinowski 18h ago

An even better father would have taught his 3 daughters about the dangers of riptides.

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u/JJMANS242424 17h ago

You must be the best parent ever

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u/PanPieCake 15h ago

Feminist will look at this and say "I choose the bear"

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u/CaptainMagnets 15h ago

This is the dumbest comment I've seen on Reddit in awhile

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u/VAB1979 18h ago

Why do they censor “died”? Makes no sense

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u/East_Service3560 17h ago

Sip, less tea vibes

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 17h ago

He what on the way to hospital?

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u/nockchaa 17h ago

He doid? He daid? He duod?

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u/xcryptokidx 17h ago

What an epic father and hero!

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u/No_Traffic_6514 16h ago

Censoring the word "died" is disrespectful to his memory and makes light of his sacrifice

But hey, whatever gets you more reddit karma right?

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u/Salt_Scarcity_7209 16h ago

His watch has ended. Guy was a beast Dad.

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u/CandidPlantain2000 16h ago

they celebrated with his replacement on the right. Am I to get teary eyed and sniffly over a fake picture?

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u/Ordinary_Tutor_1647 14h ago

What d**d he do?

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u/nuttz0r 12h ago

Dicked?

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u/DahPhuzz 12h ago

Dicked*

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u/LuckyCod2887 11h ago

This is so fucking depressing bro I just opened the app

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u/Evening-Locksmith-20 11h ago

AKA Frederico Perez "I got chus"

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u/juscallmejjay 10h ago

Died died died died died died

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u/butterflykissz 10h ago

A fathers love for his kids is matched by his selfless actions

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u/valerimazz 10h ago

Hell yeah, Fred.

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u/InAShensh 9h ago

Fred is a fucking hero and i hope everyday his memory is celebrated by the daughters he gave his life for! a proper real father !

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u/Proper_Shock7249 9h ago

This is heartbreaking. Why do the good ones always leave so soon

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u/Westaufel 9h ago

I cried a lot

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u/feethotterthanbewbz 8h ago

Clancy Cult's number 1 enemy.

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u/Odd-Pear692 8h ago

I thought that was Maury Povich for a second

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u/ProfessionalStorm626 7h ago

In a world full of Lindsay Clancy, choose to be this guy

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u/fruitydelight 6h ago

he dookied?

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u/Mysterious-Floor2805 6h ago

Fed Pepperman died, but he wasn’t salty about it.

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u/Chonlger 5h ago

*** ****** **** ********** **** ** **** *** ****!

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u/Eat_the_rich4 4h ago

Well at least one of the daughters isn't responsible for his death

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u/Hubbleice 4h ago

Im not crying your crying

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u/Destruction126 3h ago

Censorship has gotten out of control. I saw someone crnsor the word PAIN.

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u/Forsaken-Hotel7535 1h ago

He what? Dyed, dyad, deed or what?

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u/Jolly_Ad1631 34m ago

And 7 years later the internet censors "died" jesus.

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u/omerkraft 6m ago

*dicked