r/SipsTea • • 9h ago

WTF Size of a kumquat

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u/AnOldLawNeverDies 9h ago

"We named the fetus" is the weirdest thing about this to me for some reason

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u/Turducken_McNugget 9h ago

I'm hoping it means that was a placeholder name until the child was born and was given their real name. Saddling someone with Jeffrey Epstein as a name would be borderline child abuse.

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u/rythmicbread 9h ago

It was a joke….