r/SipsTea • • 7h ago

Wait a damn minute! Just another stock pump.

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u/SciFiCrafts 7h ago

It was on german news yesterday, nobody said AI, but even if its real: A quick stunt is one thing but you won't even be able to do this a few times in a row without a refill.

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u/CarbonInTheWind 6h ago edited 5h ago

It's a purpose built stunt car that weighs a tiny fraction of a real car. No one will ever drive that car outside of a stunt track. They're using the same tricks as energy drink companies to artificially pump the stock price in spite of the fact that Tesla revenue is flat.

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u/cmarkcity 6h ago

I knew a ton of people who worked in Lights Motors Action in Disney and got to go behind the scenes and see those stunt cars. They all look normal from the outside, but on the inside every single one of them was completely gutted outside of the specific adjustments made for each stunt.

What we saw was doable by a purpose built stunt cars but no way in hell by an actual consumer grade car with entertainment systems and ass warmers.

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u/couchcushion7 5h ago

fun note on those specific cars - a few of them were built "backwards" internally as im sure you saw. they would do all their stunts in "reverse" in the show. but in reality the cockpit / "car" were just installed backwards inside the body. tripped me out as a kid

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u/freedfg 1h ago

It wasn't even a car.

It was an RC shell. I wouldn't even doubt if it was a scale model.

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u/X3R0_0R3X 26m ago

To make it fly we had to strip everything from it, it's just a super light carbon frame and high pressure air tanks... We also included big ass bags of helium, in the event of a crash, the explosion would have made everyone forget about Epstein either from shear awesomeness or TBI"

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 5h ago

I don’t think it’s a stock pump, just a marketing exercise. The potential revenue from selling a tiny number of these is not going to affect Tesla’s revenue by anything significant.

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u/CarbonInTheWind 1h ago

Tesla's revenue is completely divorced from the stock valuation. They rely on constant hype stunts like this to keep the stock inflated.

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 1h ago

Yes, but that is irrelevant to the point.

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u/X3R0_0R3X 25m ago

The fact that the dumpster fire..err I mean cybertruck , didn't tank Tesla means it doesn't matter what they do.

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u/The_One_Koi 3h ago

Honestly it could all be a scaled down verisions of a stunt car and their lineup, for some reason the way it flips seems too weightless to my eyes, something doesn't feel right

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u/SheepleAreSheeple 3h ago

How do you know how much it weighs? Do you know how compressed gas works? Have you ever seen a potato launcher? The car can easily be launched with compressed gas. It doesn't need to weigh less. You also don't care, you just wanna say that other poster is wrong. Same as me. I live to prove you wrong.

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u/quaintmercury 3h ago

It's a non production demo car. It's not really a stripped down version of something else because there's nothing for it to be stripped down from. But they almost certainly made the cars for the specific stunts and are as light as possible. Hell the one that does a flip doesn't look like it has rear suspension at all. 

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u/movzx 44m ago

It's wild to me how many people struggle with the idea that a concept car in a marketing show might not actually provide a fully accurate representation of what's going on under the shell on a frame.

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u/movzx 45m ago

An unmodified Tesla weighs between 4000 and 5000 pounds. You are not dynamically controlling that with the size of air tanks that can fit into the existing available space. At best, they have to gut the car of everything to fit the tanks and thrusters.

Hell, the tank just for the thrust mode alone takes up the entire rear of the car on the actual drivable version.

What you can pretty easily do, however, is build a barebones frame with a car shell and mount whatever you want to it. That's what Hollywood has been doing for decades and it works great for stunt shows.

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u/CaptainMonkeyJack 5h ago

It's a purpose built stunt car that weighs a tiny fraction of a real car. 

Source please.

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u/CarbonInTheWind 5h ago edited 1h ago

Source: Physics

It's blatantly obvious to any decent physicist or mechanical engineer. Despite what the some people are saying Musk didn't invent some new booster technology that defies physics.

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u/CaptainMonkeyJack 5h ago

Okay. So how did you derive that? What forumla's did you use, what numbers did you input, how did you get those numbers (e.g. measurements) etc?

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u/serabine 2h ago

Yikes.

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u/X3R0_0R3X 23m ago

How did you prove it was a real car? What formula did you use, what numbers (I used 8 cause it's cool and looks like a race track), how did you get those numbers ( I found my 8 on my phone keyboard beside the 7 and 9 and over the i)

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u/X3R0_0R3X 24m ago

Physics.

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u/F3nix123 5h ago

Also, there is no way in hell you can be in the car while it does the tricks. So its really just a crazy expensive drone that’ll do a 5 second trick and then you need to wait for the tank to fill up again.

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u/X3R0_0R3X 22m ago

My wife once did that exact thing, well close.. she rolled my car on the hwy. UNLIKE the memes , her coffee DIDN'T SPILL!!

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u/trellisHot 6h ago

How's the suspension after a few flips? Or is it so beefy it has no range? Questions for a megalomaniac 

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u/Patient-Raspberry803 6h ago

That’s why ai did this ..it’s super dangerous and where are there roads where you get to drive upside down ..the things good because it’s suction to help Cornering and maybe the boost but I doubt it’s like that you’d ruin the car behind you lol

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u/DestructoDon69 6h ago

Because a company made a ridiculous concept car not fit for roads for the sake of PR it must be ai? Brother, either you've never heard of concept cars or you're just ignorant.

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u/OneMisterSir101 6h ago

Everyone needs to get their brownie points to call out if something is AI first. Ironically they're becoming just as numerous as slop itself. Heck, even moreso. For every video, AI or not, there is always a handful claiming AI.

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u/Patient-Raspberry803 5h ago

I’m not claiming the video is Ai the video is real I’ve seen clips from people in the crowd, what i’m saying is they used AI to make that manoeuvre…There was no one in the car , could you imagine the lawsuit if they use the human and they failed trying to do that manoeuvre… they even said that they use AI

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u/Patient-Raspberry803 5h ago

Dude ai was driving the car …it had no real driver inside they said that in the actual video they even showed it ..you think they’d risk a human trying this manoeuvre …they said it might even fail …