r/SipsTea • u/leafsforever811 • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! Just another stock pump.

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u/Inevitable_Round_978 9h ago

I hope this isn't real, because this is the last thing people need to be driving

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u/YOU_TALK_TOO_MUCH420 8h ago

No one will be able to afford the “ rocket model “, as there are 3 levels you can buy. Plus, the contract says they may only be driven according to there state/country’s laws. And they don’t “ fly “ , they boost to slow down your rate of descent from a fall.
I can’t imagine the insurance payments on this thing, and the $ you’d have to pay for a special track to go to and test out its capabilities.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 8h ago

The lowest level will have mandatory $50K deposit. It doesn't have the rockets or other features.

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u/einhorn_is_parkey 7h ago

Same as the roadster from 10 years ago that never delivered. Anyone giving musk any money for a pre order has got to be dumber than paint

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u/LeavesOfNonsense 6h ago

So, typical Tesla stan?

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u/DeathStalker117 5h ago

What did paint do to you to cause such an insult?

Unlike fascists who believe in Molusk at least paint is useful and has practical benefit to society.

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u/MaxxJag 8h ago

They all come with the vacuum or whatever. Not sure how useful in real world scenarios though