r/SipsTea • • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! Just another stock pump.

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u/Tiny-Albatross518 5h ago

Here’s the thing that makes it work:

Americans are super dumb.

They’re so busy worrying about litter boxes at school and somalis eating their cat that they don’t even have time to check the mailbox for their DOGE dividend cheque.

This will completely work. They saw him puff a joint with Rogan. He’s their Tony Stark.

Expect a huge stock jump.