r/SipsTea • u/Dangerous_Stay6093 • 3h ago

Wait a damn minute! A literal squid

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u/JJonesman 2h ago

She didn't show up after 10 years and was making out with Jack instead

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u/ThinkJuicy 2h ago

“There’s plenty fish in the sea” bro u weren’t supposed to become one

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u/Dangerous_Stay6093 2h ago

Now i know why she didn't show up

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u/YouTheGamers 2h ago

Pretty sure he became that way because he wasn’t doing his job of fairing souls when they die.

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u/jimjimmyjimjimjim 2h ago

They couldn't do it because they've lost the ability to create "real" CGI.

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u/sinful_clasp 2h ago

imagine getting ghosted so terribly by a sea deity that your iimmediate cocping mechanism is developing tentacles.

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u/Dangerous_Stay6093 2h ago

Istg😭😭😭 i still laugh thinking about ts

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u/Fancy_Stress_9039 2h ago

He was a heart surgeon before captaining

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u/Dangerous_Stay6093 2h ago

Shoudl have remained a surgeon

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u/Fancy_Stress_9039 2h ago

he did, at heart

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u/rylut 1h ago

He was centuries ahead of his time with his medical expertise.

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u/Keensworth 2h ago

If it was made today, it would be shit

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u/Dangerous_Stay6093 2h ago

Its still shit

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u/Even_Section5620 2h ago

Perfect story for Johnny Depp return

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u/YourMuppetMethDealer 1h ago

A story that would have taken place long before he was born?

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u/SunnSaiyaan 2h ago

Ahh nostalgia. They were making quiet a good money on POTC. No idea why they stopped making more of them.

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u/Dangerous_Stay6093 1h ago

Yeahhh. I wish they continue

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u/Early-Big-995 1h ago

Honestly, carving your own heart out and locking it in a chest is still a more stable coping mechanism than 90% of modern dating apps.

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u/Dangerous_Stay6093 1h ago

I wish I could deny but you are right

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u/RestOk9034 1h ago

"I changed myself for her" taken to the absolute structural extreme where you literally morph into a deep-sea mollusk with a tentacle beard.

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u/Scorpion13992k 1h ago

“Lyme Disease turns you into a fuckin squid?”

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u/Own_Bag1650 19m ago

Could make a nice prequel

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u/rjaysenior 7m ago

She got that good good

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u/Lucky_Chemical7686 2h ago

They could still do it, neither one of the actors is dead. I just don't think the IP is super hot right now. I believe that Johnny Depp is coming back and they are going to do another pirates of the Caribbean. Maybe if that goes well they could do this as a spin-off

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u/Westaufel 1h ago

It could be a good start for a TV series

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u/CandidPlantain2000 2m ago

Let's tie Black Sails into it somehow cause that was a dope ass pirate tv show