This comment triggered a memory of what my rich commercial property landlord did. My buddy (a professional gardener) agreed to trim n mow the front of one of the rental properties at a discounted rate of $125 cuz he's friends with the sandwich shop owner there (i.e, one of the renters).
After the job, the landlord tried to pay him with a sandwich from the renter, saying the agreement never happened. My buddy walked. The landlord is also an attorney on a family of lawyers and doctors and they're the town's most famous law firm. $125 meant nothing to my landlord, but I guess eating that poor feels great. Fuckers.
Worked for Little Caesar's and had an attorney call in about how their pizzas were done so poorly and needed them remade. It was a well dressed business person for sure, but unsure if they were actually who they said they were.
"Ok, bring in the pizza's and we'll remake them for you." - Me
"We are lawyers and our time is important. Remake and deliver the pizzas to us." - Bootyhole
"Sorry we don't deliver and only remake returned pizzas for QA" [People try to scam us all the time] - Me
"Then we want a refund for our time, gas, and pizzas" - Bootyhole
[Bootyhole hits speaker instead of mute and I get to hear them talking about how stupid and worthless we are and it'll be an easy refund; while clearly stuffing their mouths with food...]
"If you've eaten most of the pizza we can't refund it and I heard all of that". - Me
[Bootyhole hangs up]
Like why dude. We are happy to remake/refund your order, but why give us a hard time?
Yep, that sounds about right. I worked for billion dollar companies we hit 1 million in the 2nd qtr and would we got pizza party. From one of the chains they owned
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u/anythingspossible45 9h ago
Just kidding we ain’t paying it but here’s a coupon to get two dollars off for $20 hotdog at the stadium