The day after I bought two tickets for RATMAS 2026, a local cat left a beheaded rat - body and head about a metre apart - on the lawn outside my room. This has never happened before.

The day after that, the EXACT same thing happened.

A rat decapitation for every RATMAS ticket?

Did anybody hear Armando on the Taskmaster Podcast today? "And then the robot says, 'Give me your foot'."

Does anyone have any idea what Henry does to park Lime Bikes in restricted zones?

They were actually invented by Martin Strapp IIRC

Christ(/rat)mas is coming up, and it's usually the time of year when there are loads of "top 100" type shows on TV.

(There's a "hastily thrown together programming with third-rate comedians"-style switcheroo to be done here, but it's far too early on a Sunday and my brain isn't properly functioning)

I sort of don't even know where to start with this, because there are so many of them and they're all brilliant, but has anyone ever done a countdown of the Subreddit's favourite jingles? And if not, should we do it?

I feel like we could organise a vote or something to find out which is - definitively - the best.

The Beans got me the full five points on this quiz question.