Henry?

[u/drumbago]

[u/joeyfudgepants]

Next time Paker goes on tour, I expect to see him flanked by a pair of surly ostrich bodyguards.

[u/drumbago → u/joeyfudgepants]

And a fleet of sexy secretary bird groupies.

[u/Legitimate_First]

Oh great after all the posts comparing everyone with a moustache to Mike, now we're going to compare every bald man to Henry despite looking nothing like himm