r/TopCharacterTropes • • Sep 13 '26

Powers [Favorite Trope] Time Abyss: When the immortal character is truly, unfathomably ancient beyond our ability to comprehend, and has actually lived through that time. I'm not talking a few hundred years. 5k, absolute minimum. A million or more to really count.

This is Jones, from Gunnerkrieg Court. She's one of the purest examples of this.

  • doesn't eat, sleep, or breathe
  • can't be injured or broken
  • has apparently never physically changed
  • remembers every moment of her existence
  • once got buried in magma and later woke up at the bottom of the ocean
  • wandered around with prehistoric humans
  • was around to watch Rome burn

And it goes from there. Originally, the images were in reverse order (most recent day to early creation) to showcase her recollections, but I put them in the order I did so it'd be more understandable to those who haven't read the comic.

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u/LeftonRhed Sep 13 '26

Holy shit. I haven't thought about Gunnerkrigg court in ages. Wow the character design changed drastically through the years. People started off looking almost like they belonged in Hey Arnold.

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u/CrassKal Sep 13 '26

Its still going. Ive been reading it since my high-school days (graduated 2010). It feels like it's nearing the end. I highly recommend it, the art was iffy at first but improves greatly over time, and the story has always been great.

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u/Rebel_wallet Sep 13 '26

Me too I was way into web comics at the time. It's such a great story. I feel off a few years back.

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u/AvisTheAstronaut Sep 13 '26

Reminds me of Zebra Girl, another webcomic that was going for a really long time (since the 90s I think) and had a really uncertain art style and plot at first but then rapidly developed a super deep story and pretty art. It finished recently and has a few characters that fits this trope. One of the people the MC meets when she's banished by her friends is revealed to be Eve herself who's spent as long wandering dimensions helping humanity as humanity has existed.

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u/MsterSteel Sep 13 '26

Gunnerkrigg, Schlock Mercenary, Unsounded, Freefall, Nukees, Mansion of E, Order of the Stick, El Goonish Shive, Girl Genius.

Exceptional long-runners.

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u/Artsy_Lamarie Sep 13 '26

Girl Genius is interesting because it started as a print comic in 2000-2001, then transitioned to a free-to-read webcomic in 2005.

It also has an example of a character who passes the 5k minimum OP set. Queen Albia is at least 7,000 years old (that is, if the English channel in their world is as old as it is in ours).

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u/ArcFurnace Sep 13 '26

Schlock Mercenary is a particularly notable case of art evolution, what with the OG art being really, genuinely bad. But it was entertaining enough that people read it anyway, and he kept at it, and it turns out when you do something every day for decades you get pretty damn good at it.

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u/Galenthias Sep 13 '26

Schlock Mercenary is also a particularly notable case for this thread, with several characters having lived through varying millions of years.

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u/FixFun1959 Sep 13 '26

Don’t do this to me. It’s Sunday afternoon and I have stuff to do. If I start something like this now I know I’ll be sucked in and won’t get anything done.

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u/ChompyRiley Sep 13 '26

those were the good days

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u/No_Location_8199 Sep 13 '26

(Infinity Blade)

The Worker of Secrets says that he had already lived ten thousand lives when Raidriar was a child. But with the context that Raidriar is ten thousand years old, this implies the Worker may be over 100 million years old.

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u/zoskalanic Sep 13 '26

I wish they kept infinity blade I loved this game

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u/Brave_Committee_4886 Sep 13 '26

Fucking Infinity Blade mentioned?

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u/SocialDevolution Sep 13 '26

"I MUST COMMIT HORRIFIC SOUL-EXPERIMENTS FOR GODHOOD, MAKE A BUNCH OF IMMORTALS, AND THEN RANDOMLY CULL THEM!" - Worker of Secrets and Ausar.

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u/plzicannothandleyou Sep 13 '26

Probably the greatest mobile game ever made. I randomly downloaded it so many years ago and loved it

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u/ChronoMonkeyX Sep 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6xVn47eaUylIKPZkd

The Face of Bo from Doctor Who is like a billion years old. He is Captain Jack Harkness, a friend of the Doctor and Rose, who Rose brought back to life with Time Lord energy she temporarly had, but unknowingly made him immortal.

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion Sep 13 '26

He's also far from the only character in the show who this applies to

There's also "Me", and The Doctor

Potentially even Clara, Bill, and Jenny

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u/Catweaving Sep 13 '26

There's also the vampires from an alternate universe before time, and the literal devil who predates the universe.

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u/bioweaponblue Sep 13 '26

Me is among the best Dr Who examples of this imo, immortality is the focus of her storyline.

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u/kegegeam Sep 13 '26

The problem is almost by definition she doesn't really remember being that old

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u/WorthCryptographer14 Sep 13 '26

iirc she ended up writing stuff down because her human mind wasn't designed for the immortality

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u/eo5g Sep 13 '26

And maybe Rory?

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u/Elmoulmo Sep 13 '26

Little short lived for the trope isn't he? Thought he was only around 2000 after the Last Centurion stuff. Then we see his grave beside Amy's after the weeping angel got them.

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u/StandardNerd92 Sep 13 '26

"Time Lord energy" is selling it a little short, she absorbed the entire time vortex and became a godlike entity

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u/BarelyBrony Sep 13 '26

Azrael, (discworld cosmology) he remembers when all this happened again for the first time

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u/TheTerribleness Sep 13 '26

"THERE IS NO HOPE BUT US.

THERE IS NO MERCY BUT US.

THERE IS NO JUSTICE.

THERE IS JUST US."

The dark, sad face filled the sky.

"ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS.

BUT WE MUST CARE.

FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST.

IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOME DAY.

LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME?

FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS.

TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS."

Death took a step backward. It was impossible to read expression in Azrael’s features. Death glanced sideways at the servants.

"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"

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u/EverydaySexyPhotog Sep 13 '26

GNU Sir Pterry.

This is one of the only passages in literature that is guaranteed to make me cry a little any time I read it.

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u/writebrainwronghand Sep 13 '26

"FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS" feels like one of those sentences that manages to encompass the whole of the meaning of experienced existence into one sentence, and i cannot for the life of me help but wonder if Sir Pratchett's soul was struck by actual divine inspiration when committing those words unto history.

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u/ToastedTrousers Sep 13 '26

His presence being so vast that his YES takes up an entire page of Reaper Man along with Death sharpening a scythe so much that it cuts the prose talking about it are some of the cleverest uses of the medium I've ever seen. Pratchett was a master of the craft.

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u/Clean_Livlng Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 15 '26

"Death sharpening a scythe so much that it cuts the prose talking about it"

It would have been a nice touch to sharpen the edges of the paper of that page as much as physically possible....but perhaps that'd be taking it too far.

I, for one, would have loved to get a paper cut while reading about how sharp death was making his scythe.

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u/Arengano Sep 13 '26

Where's our 5d media where the medium starts to actually main you?

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u/Nevone2 Sep 13 '26

I’m guessing that thing down there is Death and the abstract yet vaguely azaoth looking clock is him.

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u/BarelyBrony Sep 13 '26

he's actually the thing behind it, the sky

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u/Nevone2 Sep 13 '26

That’s what I meant, He’s on some gigyas/azaoth type shit

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u/auraseer Sep 13 '26

The tiny, tiny figure is Death.

The huge hill he's standing on is one of the ridges on the fingertip of Azrael, the Death of Universes.

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u/LucaUmbriel Sep 13 '26

Azrael is the sky as the other reply says, the floating numbers in front of him would be the Universal Clock, which tells time what it is.

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u/DrBalistic Sep 13 '26

Thankfully he is now imprisoned in as little as eternity.

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u/ThantsForTrade Sep 13 '26

GNU Sir Terry

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u/Gentle_Snail Sep 13 '26

The Silent King - Warhammer 40k

While the rest of the Necron race slept through the eons, the Silent King lived through the 60 million years the hard way, spending that time traveling and exploring galaxies beyond the Millyway.

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u/King-Of-Hyperius Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

The Chaos Gods (Not including Slaanesh) were born during the War in Heaven, as far as we can confirm they do not sleep, and while time is a suggestion in the Warp, they’ve been around longer than the end of the War in Heaven.

The Emperor spent over a million years in the Warp according to a Custodes during the Horus Heresy.

The C’Tan are also an immortal group from the War in Heaven who would have been active this entire time, what few shards of them that managed to escaped containment that is.

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u/OldManSeamus Sep 13 '26

Aren't the beings of Chaos paracausal? So Slaanesh may have been "born" after the War in Heaven, but she's always existed prior to the Fall of the Eldar empire.

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u/Billy_McMedic Sep 13 '26

They have always existed in the warp, as time is more of a suggestion in that realm, but afaik when it comes to real space their impact on the materium only begins with the fall of the eldar dominion and the “birth”, that being the eye of terror and broader warp storms that led to the age of strife for humanity

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u/kekubuk Sep 13 '26

Correct. They has always exist, thanks to Warp fuckery.

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u/Adaphion Sep 13 '26

Due to warp fuckery, the Chaos gods simultaneously are unfathomably old, but also could have literally been born yesterday.

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u/ThyHolyPaladdin Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Slanesh was “born” during the fall of the Eldar several million years after the war in heaven ended

But Yeah I think old lore had the rest of them have birthdates too I think Khorne came to be because of the war in Heaven while Tzeench was born during the Renaissance

My interpretation of it based on age of Sigmar is that since the Chaos Gods are multiversal they get “born” when a universe reachers a certain amount of emotions related to the chaos God even tho they existed before out of that universe

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u/randomname560 Sep 13 '26

Ah yes, the Silent king

If i remenber correctly, one of the first persons cronologically on the setting to ear the title "And then there was this asshole that just HAD to fuck everything up for everyone."

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u/TheAngriestPoster Sep 13 '26

He seems more a victim to me

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u/dangermonke1332 Sep 13 '26

I mean if I had the opportunity to transcend my cancer-ridden body in order to be immortal and rule forever I would

Also if he didn't take the offer I assume his subjects would kill him for refusing their chance at getting new bodies

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u/F1r3-M3d1ck-H4zN3rd Sep 13 '26

Anghammarad, the beautifully crafted, delicate looking, but almost indestructible golem from Terry Pratchett's Discworld was talking about his previous employment as a messenger for several (now lost to time) ancient civilizations as the people around him slowly realizes he was almost 19 thousand years old.

“Many Kings,” said Anghammarad. “Many Empires. Many Gods. Many Gods. All Gone. All Things Go.” 

The story lingers on a couple occasions on how his tremendous age effected the views of people around him.

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u/TheAatar Sep 13 '26

You missed out the best part. They believe that time is a circle and that if you wait long enough, you'll end up back when you were. He still has an undelivered letter from a delivery that got interrupted by volcano. He planned to wait out the whole of time so that he could deliver it.

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u/yellowvincent Sep 13 '26

Discworld's death would fit this trope too right? And the guy from pyramids.

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u/F1r3-M3d1ck-H4zN3rd Sep 13 '26

Absolutely, yeah. The reactions to the age of the golems stood out to me, though. Pump 19's "it was 240 years at the bottom of a hole." And the nightmare it gave Moist Von Lipwig was a good example, but I felt like Anghammarad felt proper ancient.

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u/Negativety101 Sep 13 '26

IIRC, He's the one who was shattered in the fire, and when Death showed up, decided to just sit at the entrance to the afterlife, since he was finally free, and didn't have to do anything, wasn't he?

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u/F1r3-M3d1ck-H4zN3rd Sep 13 '26

Yep. "I Will Stay Here, Please.”

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u/No_Hunter1978 Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Buck [Sucker For Love]

Leave the horny Lovecraft dating sim to create a villain with one of the most metal goals I've ever seen.

Buck was granted immortality, and he can't even be killed when the Old Ones dreaming up reality wake up. Instead, he's just left floating in limbo until they fall asleep again. In order to stop his suffering, he goes from Elder God to Elder God, torturing them in a hope that they will awake screaming. Should that happen, Buck says that their screams will awake the Elder Gods² who are dreaming up the first set of Old Ones, finally killing him and everyone else. This plan essentially has a 1-in-a-million chance of actually working, but there's nothing to stop him from repeating the process a million times.

All that to say, he's a bit old.

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u/Ralfarius Sep 13 '26

That persistence predator line goes so hard

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u/Load_star_ Sep 13 '26

Damn, I forgot that was Buck's deal. He's the antagonist in Date to Die For, correct?

I also need to pick up Crush Landing at some point. Hard to tell from just the trailer, but it looks like they have tried to change up the gameplay this time around.

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u/webchimp32 Sep 13 '26

1-in-a-million chance of actually working

"Million to one chances come up nine times out if ten"

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u/LuttLuck007 Sep 13 '26

Phosphophyllite - Land of the Lustrous

After the events of the main story take place the main character Phos is left alone on the earth, So for (implied) billions of years he wastes away until new life evolves (cute little pebbles guys) who keep him company until the sun eventually super novas, and he is able to finally rest.

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u/LuttLuck007 Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Kongo Sensei from the same manga also works for this trope. While the gems belive that he is one of them, he's actually a machine that was created by the last of humanity as it was being destroyed by repeated meteor strikes to pray for them when they were all dead so they could achieve nothingness. After humanities destruction he too wandered the earth for (implied) billions of years until new lifeforms evolved, where he became a father figure to them until the events of the main story.

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u/Ethical_Trillionare Sep 13 '26

Man, Land of Lustrous anime needed to continue.

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u/TridiObject Sep 13 '26

TEN MILLION YEARS DUNGEON

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u/ironangel2k4 Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Pharasma, Pathfinder.

When the universe ends, there is always a single survivor, who becomes the arbiter of the dead when the next universe forms. Not only has Pharasma existed since the beginning of the universe, she survived the end of the previous one. She is arguably the most powerful entity in the cosmos, but her role is a neutral judge of dead souls.

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u/ChompyRiley Sep 13 '26

She also keeps the entirety of The Cthulhu Mythos at bay.

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u/Koanos Sep 13 '26

I like to imagine it either as:

"You Nameless Ones are all the same, and cease to be all the same."

Or:

"Dad! Stop trying to distort reality in my universe!"

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u/zoskalanic Sep 13 '26

Andy [Undead Unluck] 450 billion ish years old

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u/PhantumpLord Sep 13 '26

Andy is only 14 billion.

It's Victor, his original personality, that's 450 billion something.

He definitely still counts, I'm just clarifying his actual age.

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u/TotalChaos360 Sep 13 '26

I haven't read it, does he change personalities every cycle?

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u/PhantumpLord Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Victor was alive for 100 cycles of the universe, had his mind wiped, and Andy was born Total Recall style.

clarifying edit; the other reply is also correct. It's complicated.

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u/MajorMidget2 Sep 13 '26

Was trying to limit spoilers, didn’t know how much I should include lol

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u/MajorMidget2 Sep 13 '26

No, Victor is suppressed by a card in Andy’s brain and only comes out when said card is removed.

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u/SettTheCephelopod Sep 13 '26

So is that what THIS thing I circled in red is?

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u/precociousapprentice Sep 13 '26

Yep, though that isn't the only thing it does .

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u/CarbideMisting Sep 13 '26

Does it explain why he's a bit over 30 times older than the universe itself (13.8 billion years)?

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u/boywonder2013 Sep 13 '26

Yeah the universe moves in cycles in a game between two gods Andy is the only thing that survives between universes

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u/MegaKabutops Sep 13 '26

The universe was made by two gods having a disagreement over how creation should be handled. After a specific point in time, they un-make it and make it again as part of their intended means to settle the dispute.

Andy is one of a group of people called negators. These people have the ability to cancel out one fundamental law of the universe. As the wielder of the negator power “undead”, andy just flat-out cannot die, and any injury that would be lethal to anyone else will instantly regenerate.

Even the gods destroying the universe can’t put him down, so he’s still kicking when the next one begins, and he has to wait for humanity to re-evolve for him to interact with people again.

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u/Forikorder Sep 13 '26

they dont unmake it, they blow up the earth then just make a new one with the debris of the previous planet floating in space around it

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u/Digidestined701 Sep 13 '26

Have you seen that scene in Futurama, where they take the time machine and keep moving forward with each new universe being the same as the one they're originally from? He just does that by himself

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u/Armored_Fox Sep 13 '26

The universe in that book is a little fucked up, they don't get the stars in the sky until later

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u/ChompyRiley Sep 13 '26

damn. that's hot

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u/Raxtenko Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Lorien the first one from Babylon 5. He's the very first being in our galaxy that gained sentience, and one of the very few that are naturally immortal. He mostly just stands around observing the younger races. He knows his time is past, so he patiently waits for them to decide their own fates. Not above giving a nudge when necessary though.

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u/Smartimess Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

J. Michael Straczynski, the nearly sole author and show runner of the series wrote 6.000 pages of script for the series and as a famous SciFi author, he dealt with the immortality theme a couple of times.

Lorien says that his species was born immortal but after a time period the universe decided that getting old and dying should be the norm. But a lot of other species were able to solve the mystery around immortality and most time it implicated that you have to murder a lot of other beings (Episode 9 Deathwalker) and in the end you will be scared, because everything you once knew will transform and eventually die while you will always be the same.

Still the best SciFi show thanks to the tremendous work of JMS.

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u/ChompyRiley Sep 13 '26

elite ball knowledge. babylon 5 mentioned <3

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u/Odd-Statistician4268 Sep 13 '26

Vandal Savage - DC

Was born a Neanderthal. Transformed and made immortal by a strange meteorite that landed on earth. He was also either behind of WAS just about every famous warlord in history

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u/Elbobosan Sep 13 '26

If you haven’t seen Young Justice it has a great adaptation of the character.

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u/kentotoy98 Sep 13 '26

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see one of my favorite DC villains.

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u/Calm-Conversation715 Sep 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPOGx4hJtOWSA
The minions from Despicable me. They appeared when life on earth consisted of single celled organisms and developed alongside complex life forms. However, there is no evidence of them dying or breeding, only a long continuous existence

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u/Elbobosan Sep 13 '26

This is an excellent example of someone being unburdened by their immortality. Perhaps the only way to enjoy it.

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u/Independent_Plum2166 Sep 13 '26

The original Despicable Me implied Gru was cloning them (with the later explanation being a retcon) so that’s some form of continued generations.

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u/HezronCarver Sep 13 '26

Wooden Jerry. Cowboys THEN Christianity?

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u/EntireCelebration953 Sep 13 '26

They went all the way back around?!

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u/sickofyospam Sep 13 '26

"No one has ever suffered as much as me!!"

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u/russelcrowe Sep 13 '26

Jeremy the type of guy to earn a fate worse than death and still have it be objectively hilarious

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u/RadicalBatman Sep 13 '26

Jeremy Beremy all the way down

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u/Atomic12192 Sep 13 '26

Kinda cheating, he was asleep for a good amount of that.

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u/Crono2401 Sep 13 '26

Still... the whole time he had to be Jerry shudders

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u/Coolgames80 Sep 13 '26

the Death horseman from supernatural.

He is old, so very old, maybe older than God, at this point neither of them remembers. To him a thing like you is like a bacteria trying to talk to you and getting snarky. One tiny planet, in one tiny system, in a galaxy barely out of its diapers. He is old, and he invites you to imagine how insignificant he finds you.

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u/ChronoMonkeyX Sep 13 '26

My favorite thing about this Death: "I don't even know who came first anymore, but I know I will be last." At the end, he will reap God.

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u/CopperAard Sep 13 '26

Wish it had been true.

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u/ShadowTsukino Sep 13 '26

I really thought that whole thing was going to be a fake out.

Dean takes the scythe, swipes Death who disappears, Dean looks amazed. More or less how it went down.

Suddenly Death speaks behind him: "And who do you imagine would have come for me, had that worked?" shit

And I, personally, would have preferred it this way, keep that Death around.

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u/fightingbronze Sep 13 '26

Same. This was a low point in the show for me. Death should not have been able to die. In a show where things that should be immortal die all the time, death should have been the one thing that truly was unkillable. The scene would have been so much cooler the way you described.

I even like to imagine death wouldn’t have cared about the attempt at all too. To a being that can’t die there’s no such thing as “attempted murder”.

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u/dern_the_hermit Sep 13 '26

On the other hand, the pattern of the show is "if it's an extra-normal thing, it's A: basically just a dude, and B: a douchebag" so in that regard even Death being able to die is on brand.

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u/ChompyRiley Sep 13 '26

significant enough to have tea and talk a while

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u/Coolgames80 Sep 13 '26

Because he needed help getting rid of the leash on his neck as the little brat of Lucifer was having a tantrum against his father God and he was stuck in between.

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u/Super_Range45 Sep 13 '26

I'm not sure what bacteria could do to help him.

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u/thethorforce Sep 13 '26

You have bacteria in your gut keeping you alive right now.

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u/Gridde Sep 13 '26

I know the show went off the rails in general but the handling of this character stands as possibly the best example of how bad it got.

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u/AnAngryPlatypus Sep 13 '26

I was hoping the would redeem themselves by having him nonchalantly come back for the finale. He appears and they question why he isn’t dead.

“Thought it was a good excuse for a break. Have a vacation. You know, live a little. Eh? Eeeh? Whatever, Anubis thought it was funny.”

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u/MireLight Sep 13 '26

i find your thoughts intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

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u/Damiann47 Sep 13 '26

To me season 5 should’ve been the last season. That 1- 5 was pretty solid, but most of all the show was best when it focused on its monster of the week, American Fantasy thing really. Give us neat lore on a monster, have the brothers do their research and then take it down.

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u/DDieselpowered Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Oryx the Great Navigator and his sisters Xivu Arath, the god of war, and Savathun, the witch queen (and other disciples of the witness by proxy, especially Rhulk).

They have been waging wars across the universe for a literal billion years, not too bad for a species that is considered short-lived (or, they were before the whole worm thing anyway) and to think it all started with 3 young sisters running away from home.

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u/CatSquidShark Sep 13 '26

I'm still in complete awe of the atmosphere of the D1 Dreadnaught, especially the ghost scans.

Peak environmental storytelling at the end of the campaign when scanning the three statues reveals just how long Oryx has been around killing things.

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u/Spleen_Muncher Sep 13 '26

Even at the time, Nokris was still just a myth, and Xol was incomprehensible.

Even before the Great Disaster, Crota was simply legend to us.

Between the Hive, Vex, Precursors and The Nine, I truly wonder who's been around longer and pulled the most strings (strands).

Of course the answer is the Winnower but I guess we'll never fucking find out.

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u/Imaginary-Ad-9971 Sep 13 '26

Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day. 

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u/Short-Paramedic-9740 Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Tatsuki Fujimoto's Magnum Opus, Fire Punch, features an immortal being that was born in a post-apocalyptic Earth that is on an Ice Age where the concept of movies and theater is an urban legend.

Agni, lived through it all, from his village being incinerated by a fire user, to him getting burned for almost his entire life because the fire does not run out. When Agni, found the root of Ice Age is also a human, he ended it all along with a girl that looks a lot like his sister. The girl sacrificed herself to become the Tree in order to end the Ice Age and bring back Earth's summer while Agni will stay in Earth to live.

The girl then proceeded to be the Tree in space, above Earth. Millenia of millenia of millenia later, long after the Earth lived its planet life and exploded. Millenia of millenia and millenia of millenia later, near the end of the universe, the girl, found Agni floating in space. Both long forgot who they are, what their purpose is, held hands until the universe's death.

I love this manga.

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u/RobynCleffa Sep 13 '26

I cannot believe I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to find this. Life changingly good I read it during jury duty selection and they dismissed me because I'd been obviously crying

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u/Bilbocirca1977 Sep 13 '26

Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy trilogy: Marvin the paranoid android lives through the entire life of the universe on multiple occasions across the six books

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u/CapnNuclearAwesome Sep 13 '26

I had to scroll for this one. Marvin's a fun example because he isn't some Eldritch demigod entity, he's just an unlucky robot who keeps getting caught up in time travel shenanigans.

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u/ChiefBeefers Sep 13 '26

Douglas Adams was a genuine genius with how he wrote Marvin.

Basically just took your typical "unlucky guy who always gets screwed over" trope and tacked on "robot with a prototype implant that allows him to feel solely depression and boredom."

So pretty much any time he ends up in a shitty situation, it's just made 1000x times funnier by the fact that my guy is literally programmed only to suffer

Indeed, the true horror of Marvin's existence is that no task he could be given would occupy even the tiniest fraction of his vast intellect. Marvin claims he is 50,000 times more intelligent than a human (or 30 billion times more intelligent than a live mattress), though this is, if anything, an underestimation. When kidnapped by the bellicose Krikkit robots and tied to the interfaces of their intelligent war computer, Marvin simultaneously manages to plan the entire planet's military strategy, solve "all of the major mathematical, physical, chemical, biological, sociological, philosophical, etymological, meteorological and psychological problems of the Universe, except his own, three times over", and compose several lullabies.

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u/SoylentDave Sep 13 '26

He ends up thirty-seven times older than the universe itself, with every part of his body replaced several times over.

(except the diodes down his left side, which have been hurting him since the very beginning)

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u/Jak3R0b Sep 13 '26

The zombie Black Bob from Stickleback, after getting his memories back, reveals that he was once a king on Pangaea. Even with all he's seen and knows to exist, Stickleback is still shocked since that defies literally everything science knows about humanity and how we evolved.

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u/jojooke Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Actually he’s from the previous universe and survived its destruction into the new one. He’s older than the dawn of universe.

Since the original was deleted, we’re talking about Galactus.

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u/PhantasosX Sep 13 '26

He wouldn't really outlive it. Galactus will die when the current universe ends, but a native of the current universe will be the Devourer in the next one.

So yeah, Galactus had predecessors and will have a successor. One possible successor is Franklin Richards.

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u/xSantenoturtlex Sep 13 '26

'He's older than our universe, and far more twisted'

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u/Inevitable-Leave1266 Sep 13 '26

Bill is interesting because he started in his original universe as a seemingly normal child, accidentally destroyed it, then escaped into the Nightmare Realm for long enough for that dimension to begin to naturally fall apart, and then started looking at our universe and fought Time Baby, accidentally killing the dinosaurs in the process, and then had to wait for humans to evolve and eventually reach the modern day. The Book of Bill really expanded just how long he's lived.

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u/SirSlowpoke Sep 13 '26

Szarekh, The Silent King (Warhammer 40k)

Leader of the Necrons during the War in Heaven roughly 60 million years before the time of the current setting. Once the war was won, he ordered all Necrons into the Great Sleep to wait out the rise and fall of other species so his people could retake the galaxy in peace since their strength was heavily diminished after the war. However, he stayed awake, and took his ship out beyond the edge of the galaxy in self-imposed exile since he felt guilty for his people being turned into mostly soulless robots, and watched as life in the galaxy moved on without him. Though he was forced to come back with the arrival of the Tyranids since he would have no hope of undoing the process that turned his people into robots if they ate of all organic life in the galaxy.

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u/MapleLamia Sep 13 '26

Speaking of Tyranids, the Swarmlord is as ancient as the Tyranids are, being called to lead the feast when prey proves particularly problematic. Every time the Swarmlord shows up, it is always the same Tyrant. 

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u/_whatever_wherever Sep 13 '26

Alduin, first born of Akatosh, The Elder Scrolls

He is beyond time, age does not mean anything to him, he existed as soon as the spirits that made time existed, for his role is to eat each kalpa, each world when its time has come, so a new one can take its place

And dragons are basically soul eating biological time machines

https://giphy.com/gifs/U3n3hOE1mFVeulmpnf

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 Sep 13 '26

Shame he died to a tomato being telekinetically thrown at him by a pantsless khajiit, blasted out of his mind on every potion ever but such is the nature of things

(at least in my world)

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u/Spleen_Muncher Sep 13 '26

I love knowing this while watching a random farmer square up on the Dovah.

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u/_whatever_wherever Sep 13 '26

He of course was far weaker than he would be if fulfilling his correct purpose, as he was supposed to eat the world at the correct time, not rule it

Hence why The Last Dragonborn is able to defeat him, he needed to return later, and the designated end of time

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u/Admiral_Agito Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Emanon from Wandering Emanon remembers everything since she and life on Earth first emerged billions of years ago as a microbe to the present day as a human woman, transferring her immortal memory into a new body whenever she reproduces as a means of survival.

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u/lightningstrxu Sep 13 '26

Was hoping id see this, such an obscure Manga, but a fascinating premise

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u/Current_Blackberry_4 Sep 13 '26

The God Emperor Of Mankind was born before the first permanent settlements were made. For about 40 thousand years he wandered Earth and then decided to unite humanity. He was mortally wounded and has been on life support for 10 thousand years now.

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u/deathrictus Sep 13 '26

More of a stasis really.

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u/whatupwasabi Sep 13 '26

Reapers from Mass Effect trilogy

They wait for civilization to advance, then reap it over a century, then go back to dark space. The cycle just continues over and over again.

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u/WillyGivens1 Sep 13 '26

All the super serious immortal edgelords in a bar…and Tom Bombadil just busts in with his Beauty on his arm, downs a few shots, sings a jolly tune and dances out as everyone broods in the dark.

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u/maridan49 Sep 13 '26

The Endless were there when it all started, when the great forces of the universe came together to decide the rules of creation, most of them will be there once the last speck of dust fades away to nothingness, just so their sister can close the book on this existence.

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u/GloriousGe0rge Sep 13 '26

One of my favorite highlights of how old and seemingly powerful the endless are....they go to a party, many gods are there, but there's also some personified stars there. Despair goes and starts chatting one of the stars up about this fantasy they have, of a solar system where all the planets in it die, leaving one sole survivor, to leave that solar system and spread their message of despair (and hope) across the galaxy...the star thinks its a lovely idea and will definitely do that.

That star is the sun that Krypton, the home planet of Superman is from. Literally his entire origin story was a drunken conversation for just one of the endless.

It's perfect for Despair to do this too as each of the endless represents not just their title, but it's opposite. So of course, a part of Despair wants their to be this symbol of hope in the universe. What good is despair if you have no hope to lose? What is hope without despair?

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u/maridan49 Sep 13 '26

And then Morpheus finds our Sun, which was basically a runt on account of being so young compared to his peers, tells him that he sees his dreams, describing the age of heroes that would come to one of its planets, and says they will come true.

Dude just went and made the rest of superheroes because he felt like showing off because he got cucked and was feeling insecure lmao.

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u/DoCrashOut Sep 13 '26

Imagine living multiple millennia and still end up being a servant for half of modern time. Something something no broke vampires..? Lmao

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u/TheEtneciv14 Sep 13 '26

She's a slob by design. Literally incapable of coming up with an original thought. That part where she opens her eyes to stare at the ancient lobster? According to the writer it's the first time she opened her eyes. at all. It didn't occur to her to do that for all those eons.

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u/french_snail Sep 13 '26

That adds an interesting layer to this I think

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u/ChompyRiley Sep 13 '26

Well, she happens to enjoy that kind of thing. She mainly helps to train and raise and protect kids with super powers.

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u/McReaperking Sep 13 '26

Not even changing that much about history either.

She doesn't even have the excuses vampires do, she has perfect memory and seems to be invulnerable and superhumanly strong.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco Sep 13 '26

Her excuse is much simpler: She is not human. She does not think like one at all. She has almost no sense of prerogative, and lacks the desire to.

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u/DaokoXD Sep 13 '26

To be fair, she might be rich in some era but as all immortal beings, you can't really stay at one place before someone gets suspicious.

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u/Doomeye56 Sep 13 '26

When you have no wants or needs, you really dont need money.

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u/GargantuanCake Sep 13 '26

Jones is extra interesting. As far as she knows she just kind of showed up. Life hadn't even been a thing yet but she crawled out of the primordial Earth anyway. She's just kind of there. She's also not just invincible but ends up being super strong because of it. She can crumble concrete with a touch and bend steel as she can't break. She's an immovable object so things crumble or bend to get out of her way when she applies force to them. She genuinely has no idea what the hell she is but hangs around humans because she looks like us.

It's also very important to note that she is, in fact, not a robot.

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u/DiscipleOfMegatronus Sep 13 '26

Technically this can apply to any Cybertronian, since they live a LOT longer than humans (Bumblebee is considered a "young" Transformer, and he's at least several million years old). However, Alpha Trion in particular really encapsulates this trope. He's one of the Thirteen Primes, who are basically the very first transformers ever created by the Transformer God Primus, which makes him several billion years old. He's so old that he's watched Cybertronian civilization rise and fall multiple times, and he's usually portrayed as a mentor/father figure to Optimus Prime, who himself is so old that he's been leading the Autobots for millions of years.

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u/Chachkhu2005 Sep 13 '26

The Man from Earth

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u/ChristianLS Sep 13 '26

My first thought. To elaborate (although you should just watch it if you haven't seen it) it's about a college professor who has a group of colleagues and students over to his house for a going-away party, and reveals to them that he is thousands of years old and was born in the paleolithic period, and moves every 10 years to avoid people suspecting anything about his true nature. The movie almost entirely takes place in one living room, but has a surprising amount of "action", in the sense of the story going places and things actively happening, not in the gunfights and fisticuffs sense.

Highly recommended.

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u/RC_0041 Sep 13 '26

Serie from Frieren, the main character is over 1000 years old. Serie is old enough to have met the goddess from when the world was created (or might even be the goddess, probably not but maybe). Its unknown how old she is.

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u/Conscious-Milk-155 Sep 13 '26

It is only said that serie experienced the mythical era.

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u/ReadySource3242 Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Tiamat from fate grand order is theorized to be the first lifeform to ever grace the planet, but her actual at minimum age is that she was mentioned to be around during the Jurassic period, around 200 million years ago.

She's one of just a few dozen creatures we have no idea what the ages of these things are. For example, Typhon is mentioned to be a rival star ship that survived the end of the previous universe alongside the olympians, meaning he could possibly be older then the universe

Melusine is a fragment of Albion, who was mentioned to be as old as the planet

There's a random ass elephant that we know of that is at LEAST older then the gods that somehow survived to the modern era, which can be anywhere form 15000 to several million years of age

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u/Xe6s2 Sep 13 '26

Why does fate grand order always seem like a fever dream

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u/Jozxyqk_27 Sep 13 '26

Nibbler and his race in Futurama are older than the Big Bang.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10IWifjzu0nOXC

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u/skankhunt1738 Sep 13 '26

"The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance!"

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u/enharmonicdissonance Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Just to make sure I've got this right, she's currently in a romantic relationship with a guy that she raised at some kind of boarding school since he was elementary-school age? Am I missing something?

ETA: This isn't an "age-gap" thing, it's a grooming thing. She's super old, sure, as long as everyone's an adult generally IDGAF. But when it's sbd you've raised from a child that's weird

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco Sep 13 '26

Sort of.

Also she may look human, but she does not think at all like a human being.

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u/truthbecomesnull Sep 13 '26

I know this is about the same as saying "slavery was actually okay in the eyes of the colonists" but in all fairness someone who's lived THAT long would see hundreds of thousands of morality systems go in and out of the public eye. By all means her having a moral compass at all is astounding 

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u/mxzf Sep 13 '26

Yeah, "find someone your age" kinda goes out the window when the only thing "your age" is the planet.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco Sep 13 '26

If you know her character honestly it's hard to say which of them is taking advantage of the other.

She isn't human. She really is not human. You have to read it yourself to understand just how uncanny she really is. She was told to watch over and be there for him. So she will do that until he is dust.

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u/Blorberto Sep 13 '26

Dream and Death of the Endless (Neil Gaiman’s Sandman) (Yeah, that POS sadly wrote good immortal characters and stories)

Both have lived since the beginnings of the concepts they are personifications of and have developed interesting relationships with humanity, seeing the best and worst of humanity and been through tragedies that deeply effected them, even if they don’t want to admit it

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u/DaokoXD Sep 13 '26

I like how Death is so very welcoming in her personality. Also kinda sad that she will be the last one to effectively die when the universe ends

"When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave."

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u/EldritchCarver Sep 13 '26

Death used to be a huge bitch, until a mortal convinced her to incarnate a piece of herself as a regular human and try experiencing life from the other side. Once that piece reunited with the rest of her, it shook her to her core, and led her to reshape her personality until she was the sort of person her human incarnation would have wanted to meet when she died.

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u/Asheyguru Sep 13 '26

Their elder brother Destiny is even older, having come into being just before the creation of anything.

Cain, Abel and Eve are likewise all super old, Cain noting that they didn't look remotely human when the story involving them happened, insinuating they were the first ever mortal beings.

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u/VelphiDrow Sep 13 '26

Neil might be a disgusting person, but he is undeniably one of the most talented writers of the modern age.

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u/LaconicGames Sep 13 '26

Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, who uses his immortality to insult every living being in the universe, in alphabetical order.

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u/Mindless-Ninja-3321 Sep 13 '26

The Crawlers and the Crawl, DCC. Art is from Levi Cleeman.

Earth is 4000k years in a backlog of worlds to be crushed and mined out. Life was seeded hundreds of millions of years before that, at least. Those living in core systems are immortal and the older Crawlers and other characters are potentially millions of years old. Those serving pretty "reasonable" contracts have been at it for millenia trying to earn their freedom.

Former crawlers like Tipid are likely tens of thousands of years old, maybe far older, and they are far from the most well-off people.

E: to say absolutely nothing of Primals

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u/MS-07B-3 Sep 13 '26

Hoid - The Cosmere

We're not precisely sure how old Hoid is. What we know is that he had already been around for a while when he and a group of other people decided to kill god 10,000+ years ago.

Since then, he has bounced around helpling where he can, pursuing a goal no one quite knows.

He also has to use magical means to store his memories and keep his sanity.

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u/lifeischerryblossoms Sep 13 '26

Ajimu Najimi - Medaka Box
A 3.4 trillion year old being who orchestrated the entire events of the series in order to find an impossibility in her life because she is able to do anything and everything.

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u/amok_amok_amok Sep 13 '26

Maharet in Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. every single other ancient vampire has either died, turned to "sleeping stone," or at least "gone to ground" (aka long-ass naptimes) for a few centuries of their lives. Maharet, however, has lived every day of her approx. 6000 years, and ensured her human descendants continued and flourished into an enormous family over the entire world.

(photo is the incomparable Lena Olin in the horrible Queen of the Damned movie)

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u/BlazeCrow Sep 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/R3O9QMaISodK8
Highlanders-immortals

In the movie there are a group of immortals that fight for the prize(a wish) in duels. Our protagonist Connor McLeod a Sottish highlander lives through different time periods up to the present. The movie demonstrate a sad reality of being immortal. Also, the movie has a kick ass soundtrack by Queen.

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u/Top_Elk_7829 Sep 13 '26

the original order is much better, even to those who havent seen it before now (me)

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u/GruntBlender Sep 13 '26

It really is, I’m sorry you were robbed of that. Originally, with 3 pages a week, we weren't sure how far back it would go. And the joke at the end of cutting to Annie's astonished face was such a nice touch.

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u/GorillaMarco Sep 13 '26

Jessica from the Mr Nimbus episode of Rick and Morty. "Fuck off I'm a Time God!"

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion Sep 13 '26

The Doctor - Doctor Who

"I walked away from the last great time war, I marked the passing of the time lords, I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment until nothing remained. No time, No space, Just me. I've walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I saw universes freeze and creations burned. I have seen things you wouldn't believe, I have lost things you wouldn't understand. And I know things, secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze." - The 11th Doctor to Akhaten.

The Doctor was about 1300 years old when he said that, but since then, he was stuck in a 4 billion year time loop of which he remembers every single loop. It was also revealed he had an unknowably long life before becoming The Doctor

And they're still young. The Doctor could outlive the universe several times over and that's after considering that each instance of the Universe will last a googol years

Hell, that 1300 years I said the 11th Doctor was, is his guess. He mentions he's so old he lost track by that point

Not even other members of his species could match his age or wisdom

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u/Equivalent_Air8310 Sep 13 '26

Abaddon the demon from Haunted Hotel, possesses the body of a small child from he 1700s until current day and has also been to the beginning of time and then lived through all of creation several dozen times

https://giphy.com/gifs/mdQpcqJJR72W1hW4Ev

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u/Inglorious-crusader Sep 13 '26

I remember an SCP where its a simulation that you can create planets. The foundation figured you can also enter them, one day some error was made and they sent a team to investigate, they soon find a man there who then casualy tells he's the one who has to manually make these planets and has been doing so for quadrillions of years.

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u/somewriteword Sep 13 '26

Doctor Whom

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u/Known_Lobster_9241 Sep 13 '26

This is Andy, from Undead Unluck. He was born 100 iterations of the Earth ago. He was one of the first two humans to exist. In an arc where his memories are manifested as a manga you can enter, the book goes outside the atmosphere.

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u/FarutaSarado Sep 13 '26

Technical example: Time God Jessica (Rick and Morty)

Jessica is trapped in a Narnia-like dimension for a few millennia. The inhabitants kept her frozen in place as bait to lure Morty back. Being conscious and unable to shut her eyes, she personally experienced civilisations rise and fall in real time, to the point where her mind evolved beyond trivial teenage desires like relationships.

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u/damn_lies Sep 13 '26

Longer than you think, Dad!"

The Jaunt, Steven King.

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