That’s not his tail, it’s his right cheek btw

[u/Ok_War4709]

[u/LittleKiara96]

I don't care what it is, I'll take all of him anyway.

... No, not in a fight, I'm barely 5'1.

[u/Sweaty-Acanthaceae69 → u/LittleKiara96]

[u/RoyalTS15 → u/Sweaty-Acanthaceae69]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I love this community

[u/maladaptivedaydream4 → u/Sweaty-Acanthaceae69]

omg I'm deceased

[u/Dramatic_Page_6190 → u/LittleKiara96]

I am 5ft and I believe in us.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2YWqlRiYoZIpNRe0

[u/a_dance_in_print → u/LittleKiara96]

I'M 5'1 TOO WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER 🦀🦀

[u/Shot-Benefit2007 → u/LittleKiara96]

I'm 5'2 soooo maybe if we join forces ?

[u/9Armisael9 → u/Shot-Benefit2007]

Me too, we'll take turns

[u/MusicianNo8593 → u/Shot-Benefit2007]

I'm also 5'2" 😂 we got so many short queens in here 👑

[u/Shot-Benefit2007 → u/MusicianNo8593]

Perfect height

Oh how I'd love to drown in them boobies

[u/nihilistrainbow]

[u/Zestyclose-Ear2212]

The tempting urge to smack it-

[u/Arkham-Angel → u/Zestyclose-Ear2212]

[u/Early-Sandwich-3195]

[u/princessfluffybooty → u/Early-Sandwich-3195]

Username checks out💀

[u/Early-Sandwich-3195 → u/princessfluffybooty]

WHEEZE. That wasn't on purpose. This was the rando username Reddit blessed me with when I first joined. But now, I wear it with honor if I get to bite Valko's--

[u/princessfluffybooty → u/Early-Sandwich-3195]

It was fate💚 The universe wants you to eat good lol

[u/esoldelulu → u/Early-Sandwich-3195]

This gif gives me LIFEEE 😁🤪🍰

[u/Cloverchan]

I will keep posting Valko ass until morale improves

[u/hell_kitty1 → u/Cloverchan]

I will forever upvote this image 😂😂😂

[u/coralvelvet]

I need to spank it JUST ONCE

[u/SilverHorse6983]

Once he's in the game, I just won't be able to stop poking him to get him to turn and then poke him some more. I NEED HIM NOW

[u/Future-Heat-4012]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vA4EnqvJxDv2g

[u/emortens_liz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4rB5o1SOcP0r2eNlF

[u/hachitsune]

Where’s that gif of that caked up man carried on a gurney

[u/coralvelvet → u/hachitsune]

https://reddit.com/link/p516xwk/video/yk32v1jcoqkh1/player

[u/Worldly_Monk3715 → u/hachitsune]

The W H A T

[u/amentiae]

The encouraging spanks that man would get at the claw machine would be out of this world.

[u/No_Body_1018]

[u/Shot-Benefit2007]

Me af

https://giphy.com/gifs/CUXwM4ctX9yE0

[u/SolaraSona]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RfdXPaVCqBM5F9Kq21

[u/hell_kitty1]

Of course the man is 🎂ed up, have you seen his workout routine?? 😭😭

[u/esoldelulu]

Booty booty BOOOTY nomnomnom

That’s all I’ll be saying when he’s finally in our handsss

[u/busygirl1713]

I crave a cake now . . .