Y'all are acting the same way, those people did when S+C released

yeah these people have lost their entire souls 💀

do yall know i got this notification like 4 or 5 times today.... 💀 i cant tell if they are glitching on me or they can see there isnt as many players active so they spam spam spam to beg me to open it.. like pls go away .. i love raf so much but damn.

Seeing the amazing news with the cologne billboards has given me new strength and resolution. Thank you all for being so wonderful!! >.<

Ashveil (HSR) is hot though

I deadass teared up but then also kinda laughed at how dumb this company is

Edit: Also is my boy Xavier unscathed mostly? At least they’re supporting the elderly

Edit 2: I’m sorry to anyone who finds out about these card runs this way 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

26467 days is 70+ years of stacked monthly ($3932).

Why PPG doesn't have a stacking limit is the question, though (other games I know of have a cap of 6-12 months).

I also noticed they added a limit of 999/999 daily pulling attempts in one of the post-June updates (it wasn't a thing before) yet you can stack seemingly unlimited amounts of monthly pass... So bizarre.

this is so real im afraid no other companies do it like them. cant wait to watch this game eos ☺️

Guys I think the 6th one is so we can go inside and a clown starts laughing at us and pointing fingers screaming “YOU THOUGHT”

They then start the circus 🎪

sigh

Edit: this is not meant to be hopium that they will announce anything at gamescon LMAO

Blank

Yeah, the lads subreddit did NOT like this one 😅

First ever Reddit post, kinda nervous✌🏽

Xavie’s last man standing ig lmao

Infold: we are removing every visible trace of Valko from our presentation booth at Gamescom

Valkyries: *puts him on 25 billboards at the receiving airport for the convention*

Infold: "Valko will not be appearing at Gamescom"

Valkyries: "Correct. He'll be meeting you at arrivals"

First we had 50% and 90% and now we have this. Anything to cope to with the failing myth 💀

Yall revenue was so bad this month spirit Halloween took over the missing valko space 😭

Antis should just kiss eachothers

No neck

Worst morning ever. Didn’t want to talk to anyone

Didn't see today's revenue thread here but I still wanted to provide the memes.

[Valko’s right ball 🐺🎾]

First step: 🫵🤡

Okay now that we are self aware in this clownery enjoy the memes up above while I describe my complete tomfoolery of a theory below

Valko was initially set to be released on 7/9 along with version 6.0. I got curious and looked up what 60 (NOTICE THE 6 👁️) days after 7/9 could be and the date was 9/7 (Sept 7th) which is 2 days after Zayne’s birthday. On top of that the numbers are flipped (7/9 and 9/7). Do I feel insane? Yes. They could say or release something that day is what I’m getting at.

Additionally, we have the perfect amount of time for a Valko release (so a new LI solo banner), a reinstatement of version 6.0, and a multibanner before Xav’s birthday. I would guess the next rerun would be SWF but that would be unfair to Sylus mains to run after Zayne’s bday as NDZ rerun is currently going.

Full disclaimer just please take this as a theory. Please do not be discouraged if we see something else. I don’t want to think of the worst but this is the best I got 🥹

— Mars 🤡

happy Sunday, y'all! 🌤

i reaaaaally hope this post doesn't blur the essential part of our movement. i also hope this post can only be found when 'needed'. i made this simply to compile the "memes" i found in this loooooooong #barkcott (uh, what was that? well, stay tune😉) and just in case you wanna laugh together with me! oooor, it can be useful later... maybe 👀

i planned to make this as a post tab where i can insert picture in the body post then add the caption for its explanation below it, but idk howww

so yeah here, meme + simple explanation + sauce made as order below 🙌🏻 ALSO, if you guys found some and wanna add to this sauce cabinet, PLS PLS PLS DO ADD HERE

2️⃣ PIC 2: GIANT HOUSE CENTIPEDE, THE 7TH LI

the famous one is always involved 'new love interest', Giant House Centipede-sama [🐛]

origin: several weeks after his cancellation, when a lot of CN media articles trying to clear up Valko's name, there was one article allegedly paid by OG5 supporter posted about how LaDS will continue with 5 existing LI. but suddenly the other half of the article talked about giant house centipede with no correlation of LaDS, in that same one post. some joke that they only paid half of the article... WELL NEXT:

3️⃣ PIC 3: THE CRAB

another famous one here is: CRAB 🦀

first we need to know that there is one CN hardcore and extreme Rafayel main, we call them 9m9/sea witch/ursula

she is one famous lads player with name and followers. and in this Raf 4th myth, she tryna bring back the stonk, and "ordered" her followers to spend money on this banner. if not, she already casted a spell online that turns them into little crab. pic 3 is the spell she casted online via group chat 📱🦀

4️⃣ PIC 4: OUR NEW 67, 50-90

no need brief explanation, the screenshot explains itself. WHAT A MATH😎🧮 but, if you try to find it on X, the OP of 50-90 has deleted this comment. also i personally forget the OP's username already, but hey, meme has long live!

5️⃣ PIC 5: CALLING ALL WHALES🐋...

the pic explain itself too. so right after the Almighty Sea God's Rafayel 4th myth announcement, one of the whales from #that s u b calling for their fellas. if, if. the myth was successfully covering Infold revenue loss from the last month, this would be very good call and this post would be heroic. but even after today, August 23th, the first week after the myth released, it is... sadly flopping :)

well, where are those whales?

i found this full sauce screenshot on X. i'll add the cropped ones in the comment for more convinient usage 😌👀

6️⃣ PIC 6 (not original sauce): #BARKCOTT

just simply some antis calling this boycott "barkcott", and as always we claimed almost everything they say sooo positively. so yeah, we're in the middle of #BARKCOTT here! woof woof awoooo~!

7️⃣ PIC 7: WOMIT

still, this is about rafayel again. one player called raf "sushi" and other allegedly neutral lads player said that on the pic 6.

i once checked their account, they claimed to be neutral, even signing the petition for valko too. i wanted to check again but looks like they've changed their username and i couldn't find it. if that's true, then i genuinely hope their good deed return as good and multiply to them.

but internet, once said cannot be deleted, and here we are, womitting :))

8️⃣ PIC 8 (this isn't the og sauce, but same context and literally same words) THE "PURE" MAINS

self explanatory screenshot. i think the OG was from anon strawpage on X

9️⃣ PIC 9: WOLF MOM

yeah, us. we are wolf's mom. on CN version they even called us "fat wolf mom", which is i'm not sure which one is fat here, the wolf or the mom? if the wolf then it's true, or baby wolf Valko has the fattest bum ever! 🍑💋

honestly, there are a looooooot more, like:

> • the 5 daughters,

> • "Lilies are Rafayel's flower" (which is true, because Valko's flower is also lily, but COMPLETELY different kinda lily🤣)

> • "LADS is designed for parasocial" (then us, lilies, made a parody with comparing LADS to Barney & friends😭)

...and many more tbh 😭 so pls guys, add to this if you found something funny

my gallery is so messy rn, imma add later if i found it. thank you for being here, have a good day🌤

Can't even tell if this is a parody or the real thing💀